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post May 23 2009, 02:38 PM
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You've got three minutes to plan your funeral. Go!

Here's mine:

No lilies, cardboard box not a coffin, play 'My Kingdom' by FSOL (I'll accept the radio edit not the 11 minute mix), and everyone has to chip in £20 for a free bar all night. Sorted.


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post May 23 2009, 06:26 PM
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OKAY

I don't care what I'm buried in or if I'm burried, seriously. If you spend major $$$ on what you burry me in, though, I'll come back and haunt you, and not in a casper-the-friendly-ghost way. I want to play either Let it Be by the Beatles or One Chance by Modest Mouse. You do not under any circumstances have to dress up for my funeral, and wearing pajamas in encouraged. I want there to be a huge party after the funeral where everyone cracks jokes and tells funny stories, instead of mourning. I want my tombstone (if I have one) to say something funny, no Hymns and no prayers.
Oh! And Irises. I love Irises.
And my organs shall be donated.

The end.


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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- Mata   Three minute funeral plan   May 23 2009, 02:38 PM
- - candice   Willow casket (eco friendly, but prettier than car...   May 23 2009, 03:00 PM
|- - crazymat   No dress code. And I don't want good songs to ...   May 23 2009, 08:09 PM
|- - candice   QUOTE (crazymat @ May 23 2009, 09:09 PM) ...   May 24 2009, 12:25 AM
- - Daria   Maaan. Once, when I was working at the funeral hom...   May 23 2009, 03:00 PM
- - I_am_the_best   Bury me whole, children aren't allowed to brin...   May 23 2009, 03:16 PM
- - CheeseMoose   Stick my body on top of a big pile of wood next to...   May 23 2009, 03:51 PM
- - Cath   Not against the idea of being toasted but if not I...   May 23 2009, 04:32 PM
- - elphaba2   Animal Collective's 'Fireworks' playin...   May 23 2009, 04:52 PM
- - elphaba2   PS was anyone else incredibly energized and made h...   May 23 2009, 04:57 PM
- - voices_in_my_head   OKAY I don't care what I'm buried in or i...   May 23 2009, 06:26 PM
- - Yannick   Ready, can do this in 10 seconds. Give everyone e...   May 23 2009, 08:11 PM
- - elphaba2   Does anyone else think it is kind of creepy that e...   May 23 2009, 10:19 PM
- - Cath   Yeh, I agree with the wanting to rot thing. Oooo...   May 23 2009, 11:03 PM
- - LoLo   2 a.m. Chain my feet to cement blocks and throw me...   May 23 2009, 11:29 PM
- - Mata   Well, I guess that would help the coroner work out...   May 23 2009, 11:51 PM
- - syuu   Dump my ashes in the Kamo River, play Rhythm is a ...   May 24 2009, 02:54 AM
- - LoLo   QUOTE (Mata @ May 23 2009, 04:51 PM) Well...   May 24 2009, 05:04 AM
- - candice   Note to self: must find someone to wear a Jason...   May 24 2009, 09:25 AM
|- - LoLo   QUOTE (candice @ May 24 2009, 02:25 AM) N...   May 24 2009, 04:04 PM
- - Cath   Sorry cant do it Cand being a payed up memeber of ...   May 24 2009, 10:11 AM
- - voices_in_my_head   A friend of mine and I played this game awhile ago...   May 24 2009, 07:44 PM
- - Ashbless   I always liked the idea of the container not actua...   May 24 2009, 08:22 PM
- - oxym0ronical   This is kinda lengthy but in actuality it took me ...   May 25 2009, 03:20 AM
- - Mata   Good choice of final song Although it should then...   May 26 2009, 09:32 AM
- - LoLo   One of my co-workers wants Time is on my side by t...   May 26 2009, 04:41 PM
- - Faerieryn   3 minutes. Here goes Cremation is the way for me....   May 26 2009, 06:31 PM
- - leopold   Three whole minutes? Okay, here goes. I want to ...   May 28 2009, 10:18 AM
|- - LoLo   QUOTE (leopold @ May 28 2009, 03:18 AM) N...   May 28 2009, 04:20 PM
- - Sir Psycho Sexy   Oh, cremated then my ashes incorporated into enoug...   May 28 2009, 03:58 PM
- - leopold   Damn. Okay, so slight change of plan. Everyone h...   Jun 1 2009, 09:37 AM


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