 Three minute funeral plan |
 May 23 2009, 02:38 PM
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You've got three minutes to plan your funeral. Go!
Here's mine: No lilies, cardboard box not a coffin, play 'My Kingdom' by FSOL (I'll accept the radio edit not the 11 minute mix), and everyone has to chip in £20 for a free bar all night. Sorted. -------------------- Trouble Down Pit: Still updated every Monday and Friday
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May 28 2009, 10:18 AM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Three whole minutes? Okay, here goes.
I want to be cremated. Ashes scattered on the hallowed turf at Eastlands, preferably by Colin Bell or Mike Summerbee, although I suspect I might live longer than those guys. Nobody is allowed to wear black. Everyone has to sing along to "Blue Moon" (lyrics provided on request). Eulogies must all be upbeat. People can cry if they feel it necessary, but I want the party to be relentlessly cheerful and be bookended by playing "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang. And I'm having a video played at the wake, which will start off with me saying "Hi everyone. I'm dead now. Wooooooo! (doing a scary ghost thing with my hands)" and then go on to tell everyone they've got to have fun. And then I'll randomly say "Candeeeeeeeeeeeeeese", so that someone else can play it at Cand's funeral later on 
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Mata Three minute funeral plan May 23 2009, 02:38 PM
candice Willow casket (eco friendly, but prettier than car... May 23 2009, 03:00 PM
crazymat No dress code. And I don't want good songs to ... May 23 2009, 08:09 PM candice QUOTE (crazymat @ May 23 2009, 09:09 PM) ... May 24 2009, 12:25 AM Daria Maaan. Once, when I was working at the funeral hom... May 23 2009, 03:00 PM I_am_the_best Bury me whole, children aren't allowed to brin... May 23 2009, 03:16 PM CheeseMoose Stick my body on top of a big pile of wood next to... May 23 2009, 03:51 PM Cath Not against the idea of being toasted but if not I... May 23 2009, 04:32 PM elphaba2 Animal Collective's 'Fireworks' playin... May 23 2009, 04:52 PM elphaba2 PS was anyone else incredibly energized and made h... May 23 2009, 04:57 PM voices_in_my_head OKAY
I don't care what I'm buried in or i... May 23 2009, 06:26 PM Yannick Ready, can do this in 10 seconds.
Give everyone e... May 23 2009, 08:11 PM elphaba2 Does anyone else think it is kind of creepy that e... May 23 2009, 10:19 PM Cath Yeh, I agree with the wanting to rot thing.
Oooo... May 23 2009, 11:03 PM LoLo 2 a.m. Chain my feet to cement blocks and throw me... May 23 2009, 11:29 PM Mata Well, I guess that would help the coroner work out... May 23 2009, 11:51 PM syuu Dump my ashes in the Kamo River, play Rhythm is a ... May 24 2009, 02:54 AM LoLo QUOTE (Mata @ May 23 2009, 04:51 PM) Well... May 24 2009, 05:04 AM candice Note to self: must find someone to wear a Jason... May 24 2009, 09:25 AM LoLo QUOTE (candice @ May 24 2009, 02:25 AM) N... May 24 2009, 04:04 PM Cath Sorry cant do it Cand being a payed up memeber of ... May 24 2009, 10:11 AM voices_in_my_head A friend of mine and I played this game awhile ago... May 24 2009, 07:44 PM Ashbless I always liked the idea of the container not actua... May 24 2009, 08:22 PM oxym0ronical This is kinda lengthy but in actuality it took me ... May 25 2009, 03:20 AM Mata Good choice of final song Although it should then... May 26 2009, 09:32 AM LoLo One of my co-workers wants Time is on my side by t... May 26 2009, 04:41 PM Faerieryn 3 minutes. Here goes
Cremation is the way for me.... May 26 2009, 06:31 PM LoLo QUOTE (leopold @ May 28 2009, 03:18 AM) N... May 28 2009, 04:20 PM Sir Psycho Sexy Oh, cremated then my ashes incorporated into enoug... May 28 2009, 03:58 PM leopold Damn. Okay, so slight change of plan. Everyone h... Jun 1 2009, 09:37 AM |
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