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Tarantio
post Jul 2 2010, 12:55 AM
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Almost regularly biggrin.gif

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Yannick
post Jul 2 2010, 01:15 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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Haha, I wish. I can't use my hands effectively in any way that involves using a pen/pencil/paintbrush, etc. Guitar pick is a bit of a stretch, but I manage.

The person below me has tried the new pretzel M&Ms.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Jul 2 2010, 10:49 AM
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They've got a what now?

Frankly, M&Ms peaked with the peanut variety. The standard choc ones are okay, but I'm not keen on the crunchy ones. I can't imagine how pretzels will work when coated in chocolate, but I can't see it overshadowing the peanut ones.

Oh, and if the dude you saw at Universal was Brendan Fraser, then I'm afraid you've missed out on some braggage there. I'd quite like to high-five him, he seems a pretty cool type of chap, sort of like Robert Downey Jr.

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post Jul 2 2010, 12:47 PM
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Not yet, but it has crossed my mind to do so (especially during a flight where I was reduced to watching Gosford Park as the only remaining in-flight movie I'd not seen - fortunately it sent me to sleep).

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post Jul 2 2010, 01:41 PM
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Indeed I have biggrin.gif

(btw Leo, they used to sell chocolate covered pretzels here in the UK, I remember them from my childhood. There were very tasty indeed!)

The person below me has swashbuckled at some point in their life.


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leopold
post Jul 2 2010, 02:31 PM
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Actually, Tara, now you mention it I do seem to recall those chocolate coated pretzel things. If I remember them correctly, they still ain't a patch on peanut M&Ms though.

Gah... now I want peanut M&Ms! Stupid suggestible nature mad.gif

I've never swashbuckled in my life, which is quite sad in a way. I'd best get my swash on, or else my buckle will remain unswashed forever. I have washed a buckle, though; I inadvertently left the belt on my jeans when I put them in the wash. All that happened was said buckle managed to look a bit cleaner, at the expense of a t-shirt which got a bit caught up on it and got ripped up a smidgeon.

The person below me has eaten something which sounds like a bad idea on paper, but actually turned out quite nice.


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Yannick
post Jul 2 2010, 03:20 PM
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Uh.. Funny story about that one. I was.. maybe 12, Eli was 13, and one summery afternoon, we were bored out of our minds. We were over at his house, and it was about lunch time. So, we popped some popcorn. Then poured in chocolate syrup and caramel. Then added frozen Dylan's Candy, cereal, and quite a few other sweet things I can't even remember. It looked like a disgusting mess at this point, but tasted delicious. It was eventually destroyed by adding milk and being microwaved. So disgusting, that we made it our primary goal to walk over to another friend's house and forced her to try it. ..Then we dumped it in her backyard because we couldn't figure out how to get rid of it. >_>

The person below me still has teddy bears in his/her room.


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leopold
post Jul 5 2010, 03:45 PM
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Izzy, just reading your post makes my teeth hurt. All that sugar! blink.gif

As it happens, I do have a bear in my bedroom. He sits in the corner, mostly. It's not that he's naughty, it's just because I can't be bothered moving him when I need to get in bed. So he sits in the corner, surveying the room like the lord and master.

The person below me owns a full set of "day of the week" pants and, rather anally, makes sure the day on those pants corresponds with the actual day that they are wearing them.


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post Jul 5 2010, 05:06 PM
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Haha, no way.

My teeth hurt.. I think my wisdom teeth are growing it. sad.gif ..Just had a dream about it too.. All my other teeth had to fall out to make room, eugh.

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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Jul 5 2010, 07:11 PM
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Correct!

Though I have had other teeth removed, and the gaps are slowly being filled as my wisdom teeth push forward. They're still coming through, actually, which is a bit bonkers considering I'm 26 now...

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post Jul 5 2010, 08:02 PM
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Nope, I almost always wear matching socks, because I'm odd and quite enjoy sitting there pairing my socks after they've been washed.

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post Jul 5 2010, 08:42 PM
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Nope. ..Just woke up from like my third nap today.

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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Jul 5 2010, 09:04 PM
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Truly, who could? I know a guy that's allergic to them and even he does it.

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post Aug 6 2010, 01:13 AM
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False, nothing that could really be considered odd.

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post Aug 6 2010, 02:45 AM
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Not yet. sad.gif

The person would believe me if I said I had.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Aug 6 2010, 07:08 AM
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Not anymore.

The person below me will lie.


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post Aug 6 2010, 09:58 AM
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Already have, mate. On my timesheet. Or was this the lie? A-ha! The boss will never know, that's the beauty of my little plan, muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

I appear to have been taken over temporarily by Evil Leo, which is unfortunate for the person below who will reveal something about themselves that we didn't already know. And it might even be scandalous ohmy.gif


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post Aug 6 2010, 10:15 PM
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I once had full sex on a bus. Damn, I've been rumbled!

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post Aug 6 2010, 11:13 PM
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..If humans count? Oh, and a moose during a wildlife safari.

The person below me either has his/her legs crossed or is touching his/her face.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Aug 7 2010, 02:32 PM
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Nope, I'm nearly horizontal on the uber beanbag of doom!

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post Aug 7 2010, 06:14 PM
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Our chinese takeaway just arrived, so I'd imagine fairly shortly I'll be able to smell that.

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post Aug 21 2010, 11:03 PM
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My handwriting is a scribble.

The person below me likes spaghetti.


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post Aug 22 2010, 12:08 AM
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In the form of flying monsters, yeah.

The person below me consumes caffeine regularly.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Nov 6 2010, 04:53 PM
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Only via fizzy drinks... very rarely in the form of coffee/tea/etc.

The person below me enjoys a long soak in the bath, surrounded by soapy bubbles, after a difficult day.


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post Nov 7 2010, 02:51 AM
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Actually, just in general. Soaking is one of my number one pastimes, I'll have you know.

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