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> I need offspring, let me be your momma
froggle-rock
post Aug 28 2009, 02:50 AM
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So,

I am down to just one sprog on facebook and I would like some more. So if you want me to be your momma and we are on facebook then just like do the this is your momma thing, or send me a message and I will make you my spawn. Or you could be a sibling of mine, but I have plenty. I also have a mommy and daddy. Shame I can't have like great great lost uncle types.

NB: You will not need to be shunted out of my actual vagina for this, sorry for the disappointment.


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post Aug 28 2009, 08:45 AM
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post Aug 28 2009, 12:17 PM
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post Aug 28 2009, 05:05 PM
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Mata, I'mma ask you on FB to be the virtual fruit of my loins, and hopefully you see happy.gif


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post Aug 28 2009, 05:28 PM
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SHUNT.

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post Aug 28 2009, 05:35 PM
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Because I only have one. And momma is getting broody, so come sit on my lap little girl.

Yes, SHUNT. In the colloquial to expel very fast from interior to exterior. Or something along those lines, it's meaning is a bit more vague? when you use it on the mean streets of Sowf Lunden.


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post Aug 29 2009, 08:15 AM
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QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Aug 28 2009, 06:35 PM) *
so come sit on my lap little girl.


Creepy... ph34r.gif


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post Aug 29 2009, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE (Sir Psycho Sexy @ Aug 29 2009, 04:15 AM) *
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Aug 28 2009, 06:35 PM) *
so come sit on my lap little girl.


Creepy... ph34r.gif


What're you talking about? That's hot.
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post Aug 29 2009, 08:19 PM
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QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Aug 28 2009, 01:35 PM) *
Because I only have one. And momma is getting broody, so come sit on my lap little girl.

Yes, SHUNT. In the colloquial to expel very fast from interior to exterior. Or something along those lines, it's meaning is a bit more vague? when you use it on the mean streets of Sowf Lunden.

Oh no, I wasn't questioning the term, just enjoying it. "SHUNT". I'd use it here to describe..hm..if I was dealing with bureaucrats, I'd say I was shunted along from one desk to the next.

Irish, I ain't hot on laps (boney bum plus I hate other people's knees). In just about every other context though....super-hot. Not gonna lie here.


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