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 Dec 2 2009, 07:16 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female  |
Yeah, Amazon will show the name of the purchaser on the receipt. I don't think it matters overmuch, though. The person will find out who you are eventually, anyway!
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 2 2009, 10:43 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (candice @ Dec 2 2009, 04:16 AM)  I don't think it matters overmuch, though. The person will find out who you are eventually, anyway! Pssh, only because I told her a year later. 
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Dec 2 2009, 02:18 PM
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 I plug directly into my computer Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
Was browsing the interwebs today and saw something that would be perfect for my secret santee. Present bought, on the 2nd of December. Woo-yeah!
-------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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Dec 2 2009, 02:35 PM
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 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Mwahahahaha
I mean... Hohoho! Candice's gifts have been dispatched. Unfortunately due to the teleportation device some of it may have gotten jumbled, and will be arriving in multiple parcels  .
-------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 2 2009, 05:36 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Hey hey heyyyy!
I mean... Hohoho! Those elves, still crap with the details. They get the big picture, but they just miss the little stuff. Let's take voices_in_my_head for example. They've forgotten what sort of things she likes about photography. Like looking or taking the pictures. And what kind of camera she uses/prefers. And the books she likes to read. So if you could, voices_in_my_head, give me those things to input into the database. If you'll excuse me, I've got some magical little people to abuse. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 2 2009, 05:52 PM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Secret Santa @ Dec 2 2009, 05:36 PM) If you'll excuse me, I've got some magical little people to abuse. I think Santa needs to lay off the crack and the paedophilia. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Dec 2 2009, 06:15 PM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 2 2009, 12:52 PM) QUOTE (Secret Santa @ Dec 2 2009, 05:36 PM) If you'll excuse me, I've got some magical little people to abuse. I think Santa needs to lay off the crack and the paedophilia. And you've never caught on to the paedopilia before? He enjoys thousands of small children sitting on his lap each year! -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
Potat, R.I.P. April 30, 2004 5:03 PM |
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Dec 2 2009, 06:59 PM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 2 2009, 05:52 PM) I think Santa needs to lay off the crack and the paedophilia. That's practically blasphemous, as far as I'm concerned 
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Dec 2 2009, 07:06 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
HOhoho!
I must quote Quagmire here... Giggidy Giggidy Goo! In other news: Izzy's presents are being assembled as I type this message. They will be handed over to distribution by the end of the week. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 2 2009, 07:25 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Does EvilSpoon have an iTunes account?
Ho ho ho! EDIT: I don't know why I'm being secretive because I'm sure that iTunes won't let me buy music anonymously. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 2 2009, 07:42 PM
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
Nope, I don't use iTunes. I do purchase music pretty frequently as it is, but I don't even seem to have the time for it lately.
In any case, I can elaborate in any way you'd like on my interests, just ask the question. I might have to go with Candice though and request something funny. Or just interesting, I like neat little gadgets that do silly or fun things. -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
Potat, R.I.P. April 30, 2004 5:03 PM |
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Dec 2 2009, 08:00 PM
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 Lord of the Keys Group: Established Members Posts: 2,197 Joined: 1-October 04 From: Wonderful-smelling dwelling in French-Canada Member No.: 1,329 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Dec 2 2009, 01:59 PM) QUOTE (Daria @ Dec 2 2009, 05:52 PM) I think Santa needs to lay off the crack and the paedophilia. That's practically blasphemous, as far as I'm concerned Agreed. Lay offa Santa, howsabout? If not--howsabout you wan' enjoy a knuckle hoagie, yeah? See also: I am so excited! Y'all have no clue how stellar my dollar-store situation is up here. SO NICE! -------------------- can I kiss your dopamine? In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine |
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Dec 2 2009, 08:53 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
That's food for thought Spoon. I'll see what the me, the elves, and the Christmas orcs can come up with.
-------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 3 2009, 02:08 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho... (thumpclickwizbang) Oops the button got stuck...
Dear Miss Froggy Which is more awsome Chikenz or Penguinz? And I'm afraid your present may not arrive till after Christmas as due to logistical problems with in the workshop (cracks whip at the elves) parts of your present may still be in transit till just before. This is not definate and the elves will keep me updated and I you. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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 Dec 4 2009, 12:10 AM
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 omno-ahhhhhhh! Group: Established Members Posts: 2,124 Joined: 20-June 04 From: London, England. Member No.: 1,174 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Secret Santa @ Dec 3 2009, 02:08 PM) Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho... (thumpclickwizbang) Oops the button got stuck... Dear Miss Froggy Which is more awsome Chikenz or Penguinz? And I'm afraid your present may not arrive till after Christmas as due to logistical problems with in the workshop (cracks whip at the elves) parts of your present may still be in transit till just before. This is not definate and the elves will keep me updated and I you. Hey Santa *sits on your lap* Is it okay to flirt with Santa? Anyways. I'll go for Penguinz as they like to snuggle. Also, thanks for the heads up Santa *wink* -------------------- A society that takes itself too seriously risks bottling up its tensions and treating every example of irreverence as a threat to its existence. Humour is one of the great solvents of democracy. It permits the ambiguities and contradictions of public life to be articulated in non-violent forms. It promotes diversity. It enables a multitude of discontents to be expressed in a myriad of spontaneous ways. It is an elixir of constitutional health. J. Sachs in Laugh It Off Promotions CC v SAB International (Finance) BV t/a SabMark International (Freedom of Expression Institute as Amicus Curiae) 2006 (1) SA 144 (CC)
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Dec 4 2009, 03:47 AM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Secret Santa @ Dec 2 2009, 11:36 AM) Hey hey heyyyy! I mean... Hohoho! Those elves, still crap with the details. They get the big picture, but they just miss the little stuff. Let's take voices_in_my_head for example. They've forgotten what sort of things she likes about photography. Like looking or taking the pictures. And what kind of camera she uses/prefers. And the books she likes to read. So if you could, voices_in_my_head, give me those things to input into the database. If you'll excuse me, I've got some magical little people to abuse. Photography: I like looking at the pictures but I like taking them more. My camera is a Cannon Digital Rebel Xsi, and I am in love with it. As far as photography goes, I have everything I need. But cool things to wear during photoshoots would be awesome, plus I'm kinda a whore about earrings/hats/bracelets/ect. They're just so shiney. As far as books go, I like the thought-provoking variety. Favorites are 1984, Exit Here, and Harry Potter. ... Okay, so Harry potter doesn't fit in with those. But still. Harry potter = awesome. Um...that's about it, I think. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Dec 5 2009, 11:09 AM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
So this morning I woke up to bacon and eggs. In bandage form.
 There was also a little plastic pig in the bandage box. I have named him Albert.Thank you, Spoony! -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 5 2009, 07:18 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Dear, sweet Ashbless,
The Gift-O-Tron 3000 is having a helluva time picking out a super treat for you, this may have something to do with your data-slate being worryingly bare. If you could be so good as to give good old me a few more pointers, it'd make the process run a whole lot smoother, and avoid those pesky system crashes. (I've lost 15 elves in the past 5 days alone!) Do you have any allergies I should know about? Do you still receive those delightful veg hampers from my cousin Ted? What's your favourite kind of egg? How much would could a wood chuck chuck? Do you like gloves? Yours, S. S. Claus P.S. Ho ho ho -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 7 2009, 12:43 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
Dearest St. Nick,
I have no food allergies but wool makes me itch no matter how little is in the garment, the hampers still come every two weeks (I couldn't get milk or cheese into the fridge for fruits & vegs with one a week), kinder eggs are nice, a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as he would care to chuck and I've no need for gloves as I bought a lovely pair that allow me to do muppet jazz hands. I'm a biblioholic, a cat owner, absolutely love games/puzzles/small strange toys. I like coffee, yes okay, I'm addicted to my coffee. I'm not too keen on the colour light pink. Light pink has been attempting to sneak into my life in a number of what it thinks is sneaky ways and there will be a stop put to the addition of more light pink! Bath oils/salts are fine. Highly perfumed stuff not as nice. I like wood and glass over metal as clutter on the bookshelves. Oh right. I don't have pierced anything so earrings are a bit useless. Shiny but useless. Does that help? I'm really not very picky. (except light pink) I've been delighted so far with previous gifts Santa. Hope the labour shortage works out soon for you. Ashbless --------------------      It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost |
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Dec 7 2009, 12:50 AM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Ho Ho Ho!
Well Ashbless we'll input it in and see what occurs. I haven't forgotten the Nun though so we'll have to see if you've been good enough this year to counteract it. Driving over icy roads to reassure a friend did count in your favour. I'm checking the list twice. Daria your gift has gone to the elves for wrap and should be headed your way soon. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 7 2009, 05:47 PM
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Candbrush Threepwood Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female |
Oho! I received another Spoongift today. This time it was arse/face soap.
 Thanks again, Spoony! Also, just as a reminder, those of you with victims in another country should try to send your gift soon to make sure it's there before Christmas! -------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Dec 7 2009, 07:53 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Lo Ho Ho. (sorry)
Lolo's gift has been dispatched by my remaining elves. It's been a tragic season this year. Due to an elf stuck Santa's gift processing machines your ticket got stuck, there were some explosions, it split in three. Due to the mishap you may find multiple gifts winging your way. Be sure to rinse off any chunks of elf with warm soapy water before opening. Yours, Santa -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 7 2009, 09:35 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Ho ho hell-O, Vic!
I lost my elves. I don't know where I put them. For that matter, where are my glasses? I'm a mess. Given my current situation, can you elaborate a little on what is it you're hoping to find under your tree? Damn elves. -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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Dec 7 2009, 10:03 PM
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
The arse/face soap reminded me of our adventure to get Uno
The best of the trio is yet to come  Be afraid, be very... Very, extremely, unfathomably afraid. Because the last one is terrifying, hilarious and just awful.My only regret with purchasing online is I don't get to get a peek at the gifts prior to them arriving. This results in poor quality control.
-------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
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Dec 8 2009, 01:02 AM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 193 Joined: 29-November 07 From: North Pole Member No.: 6,228 Gender: Male |
Oh No No,
Daria, the elves just tossed your gift into the mails unwrapped before decamping en masse. I'll offer a team building exercise in Hawaii post-Christmas to get the pointy eared ungrateful idjits back but unfortunately it means your parcel's packaging IS it's wrapping paper. The most wonderful time....it's a wonder I have any hair left after wanting to pull it out in frustration. Love, Santa -------------------- I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. I know when you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake! - Cthulhu |
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