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 Apr 23 2010, 01:52 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret  |
I'm absentmindedly watching a Larry King interview with Seth MacFarlane. I totally thought Larry just said "We'll have moron Sarah Palin when we get back from the break." Me: Hahahahaha, he's calling her a moron right before interviewing her?
..Apparently that was more on. Meh. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Apr 27 2010, 08:06 AM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
i think this was partially a misunderstanding:
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 22 2010, 09:49 AM
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 Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
^--- the spelling alone is funny
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May 22 2010, 09:40 PM
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suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
I removed the one friend reluctantly only because her typing style entertained me so much. I usually have no idea what she was ever talking about.
-------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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May 24 2010, 12:43 PM
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 'Trouble Down Pit' now online! Group: Admin Posts: 10,141 Joined: 22-February 03 From: Southern UK Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
I have one friend on Facebook who seems to load a shotgun with punctuation and fire it at the screen. I really have no idea what she's on about, but I've seen her friends' posts and they are similarly obscure. Frankly I've got no idea at all how they actually communicate with each other - surely between the broken writing styles all meaning must be completely lost? Perhaps language has broken down so that all they need to do is grunt at each other and that is enough?
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May 24 2010, 05:35 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
^ The devolution of language?
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May 24 2010, 06:15 PM
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 Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
You should be grateful for your punctuation! My nan regularly sends me emails without any punctuation in them at all...
-------------------- Kung fu fighting from 25th April 2010
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May 24 2010, 07:06 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
Punctuation is important! Decipher this without it: James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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May 24 2010, 08:18 PM
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Advice for the young at heart Group: Moderators Posts: 2,705 Joined: 26-February 03 From: Essex, UK Member No.: 33 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (CarefulMarshmallowHiddenDragon @ May 24 2010, 07:15 PM)  You should be grateful for your punctuation! My nan regularly sends me emails without any punctuation in them at all... There does appear to be a certain generation - up there in the "older" percentiles - that will fight for proper spelling and semantics, and yet will happily send an email THT READSLIKE THIS1! -------------------- |
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Oct 5 2010, 12:21 AM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret |
This entertained me earlier, and I remembered this thread. ..My math class is special. It's a competition class, which involves a lot of ignoring the teacher, playing Pokemon on our calculators, and talking. Highlight of my day.<3
This is completely situational humor. If you're not amused, my sincere apologies, but at least I'll have it written down as a memory. Julian: Will proofs be on the test? Mr. Dalal: Yes. (No one heard this, aside from Julian.) John: Wooah, what did he say? Prakash: That he forgot to put proofs on the test. Class: *cheers* Mr. Dalal: No, I didn't.. Elizabeth: It's obvious from your face you did. Anita: Yeah, and it's too late to change the test. Mr. Dalal: Guys I- Me: Yeah, you already printed them, you can't kill more trees. Nick: Eugh, do we have to prove Heron's formula? Jonh: Dude, shut up, he can still rewrite the test. Anita: No he can't, he already printed it! Mr. Dalal: *facepalms and starts laughing* Class: ..What? Mr. Dalal: You guys... I said I put proofs on the test, then you said I forgot to, you called me a liar, you said I can't change it, and you said I already printed it. None of that is true. Class: Oh.. *laughs* Nick: So.. seriously.. Heron's formula.. John: Stfu, he hasn't finished writing the test. -------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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