The Very Best Of Toilet Graffiti, Viewer Discretion Advised Options

[Mr Fuzzy]

We've all seen graffiti in toilets. Some is crude, unimaginative, and mainly reliant on swearing. That is not what this thread is for. No, sometimes you see something a cut above the average and I want to see it.

To get the ball rolling i present to you the mighty Bogtopus:

Link for massive 12MP version.

Obviously the trick here is finding something postable. Other sections of the same wall had some real gems, but they're a shade too off colour for me to post.

[Pikasyuu]

'I knew a simple soldier boy
Who laughed at life in simple joy
Slept soundly in the lonesome dark
And whistled early with the lark

In winter trenches cowed and glum
With cramps and lice and lack of rum
Put a bullet through his brain
And no-one spoke of him again

Oh smug faced crowds with kindling eye
Who stare as soldier boys march bye
Sleep soundly that you'll never know
The place where youth and laughter go.'