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Mr Fuzzy
post Aug 3 2010, 11:27 PM
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We've all seen graffiti in toilets. Some is crude, unimaginative, and mainly reliant on swearing. That is not what this thread is for. No, sometimes you see something a cut above the average and I want to see it.

To get the ball rolling i present to you the mighty Bogtopus:

Link for massive 12MP version.

Obviously the trick here is finding something postable. Other sections of the same wall had some real gems, but they're a shade too off colour for me to post. wink.gif


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post Aug 4 2010, 12:52 AM
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I don't have a picture of it, but a few years ago in the mall I saw "I was here, but now I'm gone, I've left my name to turn you on." scrawled on a wall. Iunno, I obviously liked it considering I remembered it.


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post Aug 4 2010, 01:27 AM
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Wow, that is a piece of art. Toilet graffiti at my school seems to be lacking - maybe I'm not in the right bathrooms - but I'll keep a lookout.


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post Aug 4 2010, 03:24 PM
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From what I can gather it's to do with the nature of the pub this came from.


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post Aug 4 2010, 03:35 PM
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That's some impressive graffiti!

I now have the sudden urge to go use public restrooms. laugh.gif


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post Aug 4 2010, 06:20 PM
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Oxford tends towards poetry quotes in their toilets. There's also one quote I've seen around the town a few times: "What use to gain the world but lose your soul?". This is what happens when you combine too much education with marker pens.


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post Aug 4 2010, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Aug 4 2010, 07:20 PM) *
Oxford tends towards poetry quotes in their toilets. There's also one quote I've seen around the town a few times: "What use to gain the world but lose your soul?"

Wow. Derby just has stuff along the lines of "Bob is a gay."

I think Spoony took a picture of some Cheshire cat graffiti when we were in, appropriately, Cheshire, but that was on the side of a building, rather than in a toilet. I have never seen any graffiti that is as impressive as the bogtopus.


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post Aug 5 2010, 02:06 AM
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post Aug 5 2010, 03:07 AM
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The taggers have little arguments on the walls at college, it's fun to read.

Although I have never seen something as awesome as a toilet cephalapod.


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post Aug 8 2010, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Aug 4 2010, 07:20 PM) *
Oxford tends towards poetry quotes in their toilets. There's also one quote I've seen around the town a few times: "What use to gain the world but lose your soul?". This is what happens when you combine too much education with marker pens.


Bog poetry you say?


Same place, same wall as the bogtopus.


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post Aug 8 2010, 10:29 PM
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Can you translate for those of us who can't read Englander?
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post Aug 9 2010, 12:31 AM
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post Aug 9 2010, 11:50 PM
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post Aug 10 2010, 02:48 AM
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you drew that, don't lie. tongue.gif


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post Nov 18 2010, 05:58 PM
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Not that funny but quite nice to see this today at Uni.

If toilet walls were facebook I'd have pressed "Like" on the second comment there.


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post Nov 18 2010, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 18 2010, 09:58 AM) *
If toilet walls were facebook I'd have pressed "Like" on the second comment there.


You can always go back and put "Cheesemoose likes this" then draw a thumbs up next to it.


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post Nov 18 2010, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Nov 18 2010, 06:35 PM) *
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 18 2010, 09:58 AM) *
If toilet walls were facebook I'd have pressed "Like" on the second comment there.


You can always go back and put "Cheesemoose likes this" then draw a thumbs up next to it.


You know what, I think I might have to print a ton of tiny stickers with the Facebook "Like" symbol on it, just to place upon the pleasing features of the world...


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post Nov 18 2010, 11:39 PM
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"F**k the cistern" was on the toilet door in the Bricklayers Arms in Shoreditch. Cheesey but I love it biggrin.gif

Edited by Lo: Dude, I know it's a quote and it makes you chuckle, but come on, it's still cussing.


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post Nov 19 2010, 01:09 AM
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QUOTE (Play-Doh Hobbes @ Nov 18 2010, 10:44 AM) *
QUOTE (LoLo @ Nov 18 2010, 06:35 PM) *
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Nov 18 2010, 09:58 AM) *
If toilet walls were facebook I'd have pressed "Like" on the second comment there.


You can always go back and put "Cheesemoose likes this" then draw a thumbs up next to it.


You know what, I think I might have to print a ton of tiny stickers with the Facebook "Like" symbol on it, just to place upon the pleasing features of the world...


You SO should! Don't forget to stick them on people you like too. lol


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post Nov 23 2010, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Nov 18 2010, 11:39 PM) *
"F**k the cistern" was on the toilet door in the Bricklayers Arms in Shoreditch. Cheesey but I love it biggrin.gif

Edited by Lo: Dude, I know it's a quote and it makes you chuckle, but come on, it's still cussing.


Ooooooops, sorry innocent.gif I totally missed that. That's slightly worrying sad.gif


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