If you could do any job for a week, what would it be? Options

[Mata]

If you could do any job for a week, what would it be? It has to be something that you're not doing now or have done in the past, and you will get all the knowledge of the job for the week so you can do the job.

I can think of a few things I'd like to try:

The head of MI5. I'd love to know all of the secret things that we're never told about.

On the same line of thinking, it would be good to be the US president for a week. It would be very interesting, and it's possible you could put forward some ideas that could improve people's lives.

On a more realistic scale, maybe something like a fashion photographer. I'm always interested to see lives that I'm likely to never be involved with - all the hidden social circles of beautiful people, money, and probably lots of drugs and misery.

What would you like to do for a week?

[Mata]

Why? It would be interesting, but I've always wondered how on earth she manages to stop herself from yawning as she sees yet another tribal dance begin in front of her. If I were the Queen I'd demand stand-up comedians everywhere and ban dance troupes.