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post May 29 2003, 12:16 PM
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biggrin.gif Hi I am just curious how many of us are one. I am one and if you want I can preform Cyber-weddings. biggrin.gif


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nordelen
post May 29 2003, 12:26 PM
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religions only create wars! weddings only cause devorce!(or e-vorce). all them weird las vegas ministers are cool though.........
sort of a sub catagory of the human race.........


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post May 29 2003, 01:05 PM
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QUOTE (nordelen @ May 29 2003, 01:26 PM)
religions only create wars!

As nord says. Although i must say i like a good wedding. Can't wait for my own, but that'll be a while off yet, gotta find a woman mad enough to go through with it first!


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post May 29 2003, 01:19 PM
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I'm ordained and you can be too!

If I get loads of you to join then I get to be a saint!

http://www.ulc.org/


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post May 29 2003, 01:23 PM
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Erm... now I've jus voted I dun wanna be one, I'm guessin it'd be kinda hypocritical to become one in order ta make Mata a saint... which leaves me in a bit of a quandary, I guess unsure.gif

Ah, well at least we can put him forward fer a Nobel Prize, eh guys?


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post May 29 2003, 01:27 PM
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haha! i got ordained!


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post May 29 2003, 01:52 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ May 29 2003, 02:19 PM)
If I get loads of you to join then I get to be a saint!

So how far are ya off the 15 names then Mata?

I'm guessin that there's more than 15 of us regulars an we can all start our own religion as ordained ministers! Wow - that would be so cool! We could have a day off work/school for Matadan - in recognition of Saint Mata of the Church of the Latterday Matazonians!! Heh, an as a minority religion they couldn't stop it, in theory... wink.gif smile.gif

Hmmmm, it's almost worth doin jus fer the fun of sayin "Just call me Reverend!" laugh.gif

So, do any o you guys actually plan on doin any weddings or absolutions or whatever??


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post May 29 2003, 02:46 PM
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I was ordained by Ish.........lol

cool my noob can be back up for me with e-weddings.


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post May 29 2003, 02:46 PM
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OMG. Become an ordained minister in 3 minutes or less... ??? No f'in way.
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post May 29 2003, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ May 29 2003, 06:19 AM)
I'm ordained and you can be too!

If I get loads of you to join then I get to be a saint!

http://www.ulc.org/

That would have to be in cali huh? lol

I live like an hour and a half away from this place that theyre showing.


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post May 29 2003, 02:48 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ May 29 2003, 03:46 PM)
OMG. Become an ordained minister in 3 minutes or less... ??? No f'in way.

Yes way, missy - I was soooo close to pressin that button an becomin the Reverend leopold... laugh.gif


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post May 29 2003, 02:53 PM
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Hehe. I'm a reverend now. I couldn't resist...

Weeeeeeeeeee!

I'm printing the certificate out and putting it up on my wall. My strict Lutheran parents will be thrilled, I'm sure. laugh.gif
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post May 29 2003, 05:56 PM
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Yay for Missy the ordained minister one, and yay for Mata the future saint.
And yay for Missy bringing her av back! I always liked that av. Who is it?
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post May 29 2003, 05:58 PM
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ordainement....what the hell.

*slight pause*

done....can't say im that overjoyed though....


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post May 29 2003, 06:37 PM
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biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif I used ULC too and I got ordained when I was 16


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post May 29 2003, 06:40 PM
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post May 29 2003, 06:46 PM
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I've counselled people and I've been asked to e-marry people. I consider myself a minister. At least in the virtual world. REal world religion scares me.


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post May 30 2003, 06:42 PM
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biggrin.gif this is a reviver biggrin.gif


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post May 30 2003, 07:12 PM
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QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ May 29 2003, 12:56 PM)
Yay for Missy the ordained minister one, and yay for Mata the future saint.
And yay for Missy bringing her av back! I always liked that av. Who is it?

I dunno.
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Oni Usagi
post May 30 2003, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ May 30 2003, 03:12 PM)
I dunno.

lol
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post Jun 2 2003, 11:24 AM
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Another reviver


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