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Pikasyuu
post May 31 2003, 08:05 PM
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Jaq suggested I make a column. For kicks, here it is. But it's *relationship* advice. Yes, all aspects. But keep it clean, m'kay? =)


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post May 31 2003, 08:07 PM
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ok heres a nice easy clean one to start u off...

no1 loves me! what should i do?!?


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post May 31 2003, 08:12 PM
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Dearest evil niece -
You should broadcast yourself on the forums and display your personality more. They'll flock to you, once you're less hidden.

- original evil niece, syuu.


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post May 31 2003, 09:05 PM
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but i cannot flaunt myself the ways these e-hussies do! i am a shy and retiring lass - honest!

*sigh*
what must be done must be done...

*pulls on her fishnets and gets ready to flaunt herself


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post May 31 2003, 09:08 PM
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erm.. i think she meant fluant your mind and personality...


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Pikasyuu
post May 31 2003, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE (cheese is funny @ May 31 2003, 02:08 PM)
erm.. i think she meant fluant your mind and personality...

No, no. I wont impose on a woman and her fishnets. She's quite cute, Cheez! Also, PW, if you want to be loved via e-marriage, consult LoLo for a spot on the auction block. You'd sell real nice.


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post May 31 2003, 09:13 PM
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erm.. i think she meant fluant your mind and personality...


lol, but i lost my mind upon enrty of this forum and my personality ... meh ...

my personality IS my fishnets!!

syuu - is lolo some kind of slave trader-how did i miss that!?! why would she sell me? sad.gif


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post May 31 2003, 09:15 PM
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She sells people who she feels are in need of some classy lovin'. She sold Debaser to LDP. I highly suggest it, the block was a huge success, and all proceeds go to teach blind kids to conform, consume and obey. ;D


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post May 31 2003, 09:16 PM
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ooo ... i shall consider it then

but im also considering setting up a matazone singles bar for mindless using of our contemporaries so ...


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post May 31 2003, 09:18 PM
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lol, we already have a matazone singles bar!


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post May 31 2003, 09:19 PM
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crap ... ok where be it!!!???!!!


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post May 31 2003, 09:25 PM
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is this thing for real advice or e-advice?


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Pikasyuu
post May 31 2003, 09:27 PM
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Both. :P


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post May 31 2003, 09:28 PM
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damn you...i can't be serious and stupid in the same thread tongue.gif


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Pikasyuu
post May 31 2003, 09:34 PM
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Sure you can. Give it a shot. :D


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post May 31 2003, 09:38 PM
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Yes. Go on be a devil - you can end any serious post with 'Wibble' as an easy entry into silly/serious mixing.


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post May 31 2003, 09:39 PM
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gah, fine...

real life (serious) - i am having SERIOUS break up issues with someone i know...in the last 4 years, we've broken up and got back together about 5 times...i know that the only way for me to break that is to completely stop all contact with her, but she's a really good friend to me...thing is that when we're friends, we get back together, then break up messily, then become friends again, and so on...is there any way i can end this without being a complete and utter insensitive fuckwit about it?

on here (LIGHT RELIEF!) - cheez won't marry me. what do i do?


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Pikasyuu
post May 31 2003, 09:45 PM
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QUOTE (Debaser @ May 31 2003, 02:39 PM)
gah, fine...

real life (serious) - i am having SERIOUS break up issues with someone i know...in the last 4 years, we've broken up and got back together about 5 times...i know that the only way for me to break that is to completely stop all contact with her, but she's a really good friend to me...thing is that when we're friends, we get back together, then break up messily, then become friends again, and so on...is there any way i can end this without being a complete and utter insensitive fuckwit about it?

on here (LIGHT RELIEF!) - cheez won't marry me. what do i do?

For starters, stop getting back with her if you have no intent of persuing the relationship. Men are known to be insensitive fuckwits, so I don't think she'll truly mind if you are. Plus, if you do something really insensitive, it gives her a good reason to get out of the house and go drinking with the lot of her female pals while burning your pictures, and basically venting and getting over the entire relationship. If you're vague about it, as women do, she may think that you're still out there looking to hook back up one of these evenings. Unless you see it going anywhere, be insensitive. If you want to stay friends, throw that in, but be warned that that stuffs can get very complicated very fast.

As for Cheez, he wants you. Oh how he wants you, lathered in hot oil and sitting upon a trampoline. He's just afraid his wives will enjoy the new husband and get frisky. :P

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post May 31 2003, 09:48 PM
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I've had that sort of thing before. The way I dealt with it was to sort of slowly wean myself off. With a while of less regular contact you can get out of the habit of hanging around with somebody 'that way' and get used to having a few pints or whatever as good mates. Eventually.

It's not easy to do, but in the end it *can* work out OK.


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post May 31 2003, 09:53 PM
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thanks, both of you...

now just to put it into practise... unsure.gif


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post May 31 2003, 09:55 PM
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Yup. Thats the tricky bit and no mistake. Be prepared to swear. A lot.


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Pikasyuu
post May 31 2003, 09:56 PM
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He already does swear a lot.. I'd hate to hear the string that comes out've this. Oi.


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post May 31 2003, 10:18 PM
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We could record the swearing, set it to a techno track, and make a mint though...


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Pikasyuu
post May 31 2003, 10:40 PM
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Does Debbie get any of the cut from the money the album produces?


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post May 31 2003, 10:42 PM
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i'd damn well better...


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