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post Jun 7 2003, 07:48 PM
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ok, the parents are out, and they've asked me to make them some bread in the bread machine. of course, being the idiot that i am, i'm considering putting a fair amount of alcohol in it for fun. thing is...should i do it? what alcohol should i use? is it worth the inevitable yelling i'll get when they actually eat it?


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post Jun 7 2003, 07:49 PM
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im telling you... half a pound of raw crystal meth would work better... or laxitives...


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post Jun 7 2003, 07:53 PM
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Alcohol in the bread maker wouldn't work too well. It would prevent it from rising properly (kills the yeast off), and in the cooking process all the actual alcohol would get boiled off.

/me has a breadmaker in his room and loves it dearly


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post Jun 7 2003, 07:55 PM
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QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 08:53 PM)
Alcohol in the bread maker wouldn't work too well. It would prevent it from rising properly (kills the yeast off), and in the cooking process all the actual alcohol would get boiled off.

/me has a breadmaker in his room and loves it dearly

way to ruin my evil plan...


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post Jun 7 2003, 07:56 PM
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Nah mate... too much alcyfrol will make the dough too soggy an the loaf will turn out awful.

If ya have to, use summat with a bit o kick, like ouso or absinthe. Actually, absinthe might work, it'll be all nice an minty! Mmmmmmmm!!


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post Jun 7 2003, 07:57 PM
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Go with laxitives. =)


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i don't really have laxatives or absinthe to hand...

although ouzo is possible...


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post Jun 7 2003, 07:57 PM
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There are many things other than booze to put in bread...


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:00 PM
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like what? i don't have stuff like laxatives or drugs in my house...


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:01 PM
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post Jun 7 2003, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE (Debaser @ Jun 7 2003, 08:55 PM)
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 08:53 PM)
Alcohol in the bread maker wouldn't work too well. It would prevent it from rising properly (kills the yeast off), and in the cooking process all the actual alcohol would get boiled off.

/me has a breadmaker in his room and loves it dearly

way to ruin my evil plan...

Way ta be a borin sensible person, fuzzy tongue.gif laugh.gif


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:02 PM
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nope...

damn, another idea of mine crushed like an insect...


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Jun 7 2003, 10:02 PM)
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Alcohol in the bread maker wouldn't work too well. It would prevent it from rising properly (kills the yeast off), and in the cooking process all the actual alcohol would get boiled off.

/me has a breadmaker in his room and loves it dearly

way to ruin my evil plan...

Way ta be a borin sensible person, fuzzy tongue.gif laugh.gif

It's OK - I'll be properly drunk soon, and stop having any sensible thoughts whatsoever tongue.gif


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:05 PM
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i just found a load of sleeping pills in the cupboard...

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post Jun 7 2003, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 09:04 PM)
It's OK - I'll be properly drunk soon, and stop having any sensible thoughts whatsoever tongue.gif

I sincerely hope so... a sober fuzzy is a dull fuzzy! tongue.gif laugh.gif


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:13 PM
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So true. Luckily I've been in the pub all afternoon, and now have a bottle of Sheridans on the go. Wahey!

Soon my eyes will be fuzzy blink.gif


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:19 PM
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I can tell it's workin, yer goin all blurred!! laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:27 PM
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That was last night - each attempt at posting took about 5 minutes. I gave up and passed out in the end.
Hur hur!


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:30 PM
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kinda dragging this thing back on topic, i crushed up some of those sleeping pills and the process has started... unsure.gif


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:34 PM
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That would be because you are very evil and wrong!


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:52 PM
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the whirr of the machine is haunting me...


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post Jun 7 2003, 08:57 PM
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Ive always wanted to 'slip someone a mickey'...


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post Jun 7 2003, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 01:57 PM)
Ive always wanted to 'slip someone a mickey'...

lmao..so have i. it sounds like good fun.


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post Jun 7 2003, 11:35 PM
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ok, now we have visual stimulation of the evil bread...the sleeping pills have horribly mutated it...

and here it is...


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post Jun 7 2003, 11:39 PM
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the link isnt working for me...


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