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> A Suggestion For Newbies, The Adoption Scheme
starflowah
post Mar 8 2004, 12:02 AM
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Thanks for the advice smile.gif
Hang on... *blinks* SPS is the acronym of my primary school. Odd.
Wonder why I never noticed it before *shakes head*


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post Apr 1 2004, 07:22 PM
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I have been adopted finally!! *jumps in the air...and falls*


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post Apr 5 2004, 01:52 AM
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I'm new. I don't know what to say other than I like this site alot and the forums seem cool. I'm 14 going on 40. Lets try that again, I"m 14 going on 15 but I am rather mature; I love the animations. Someone please adopt me smile.gif


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post Apr 5 2004, 02:34 AM
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Hmmmm, well.....i guess i should be adopted. BUT I WANT MY PERSONAL SPACE! BACK OFF! *points ray gun at everyone*

Well I said some things about myself in my intro topic......De'O

What else should I throw in? Um, I'm an 18 year old male Pisces........i like moonlit nights, long walks on the beach, and puppies............... cool.gif

Oh, and feel free to bug me on msn or aim. I'd like to have some people to stalk. I mean, converse with. ph34r.gif


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post Apr 5 2004, 02:35 AM
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Hey, both of you can join my noob family. Unite with your siblings, become the ultimate source of noob power. Plus your master will PM you and give you cookies. Sound good enough? wink.gif


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post Apr 5 2004, 02:40 AM
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*eyes goth suspiciously*

What do you want? Money? or are you one of those underwear gnomes??? DAMN THEM! They're at it again.

But sure, sounds like a plan. Does this plan come with a money back guarantee? Or is it one of those blood oath things? Im allergic to pain.........


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post Apr 5 2004, 03:28 AM
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Just to put your name in my sig. wink.gif


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post Apr 5 2004, 10:26 PM
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Ok, I'm your hyperactive n00b smile.gif
And I'll put you in my sig smile.gif


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post Apr 9 2004, 05:28 AM
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Hi.


Me need parent.



Give me parent.


Adopt me. I'm cute, I promise.


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post Apr 9 2004, 05:59 AM
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QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 11 2003, 04:40 AM)
BTW, one noob each would be ideal. This isn't Pokemon, and you don't have to catch 'em all...

*cough*...just thought I'd bring that to everyone's attention, since some seem to have forgotten it. Letting your current noob graduate (reach 100 posts) is generally a good idea (at least, I think so), before taking on another one.


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post May 6 2004, 07:13 PM
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I adopted syuu. Yesterday.

Haha. I win.


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post May 29 2004, 01:29 PM
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i am only 13 so it would be like really adopting some one if you decided to take me on
i could ask you irritating questions and generally annoy you, or i could just totally ignore your existence!
just like having a real child...


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starflowah
post Jun 25 2004, 12:14 AM
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I'll adopt you rejectedspoon, if you haven't already been snaffled cool.gif


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post Jun 28 2004, 10:28 AM
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After reading 4 pages of the begining of the entire thread...ADD kicked in and-oh hey a butter fly! lol no j/k Yeah, after reading I skipped ahead. Seems getting adopted is a kewl thang? Dare I join the trend? Nah. I'm already apart of another forum. Smaller, but a forum. So...yeah. Guess since I'm a newbie I'm up for adoption. I don't really need it but being a sub...theres always something exciting about being owned. Do I get a collar and leash as well!? hehehe! >=)~
So...yeah. unsure.gif ummm.... Hi. *wonders if this is the point where she whores herself around asking for adoption*
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post Jun 29 2004, 01:48 AM
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Rejectedspoon has ignored me *sniffles*
I'll adopt you BloodiedDove. You can even have a nice leather collar and leash if that's your thing.
No need to whore yourself around. Unless you really want too, that is biggrin.gif


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post Jul 29 2004, 12:08 AM
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Hello.

I'm a nube.

I'd like to find a master who will adopt me.

In the time honored tradition of master and apprentice, I will learn the philosophies of the world, the strategies of learning, and the laws of power.

And then, eventually...onto world domination!


By the way...I'd prefer a female goth around the age of 16.

'Bye.
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:25 PM
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Well, well. Fresh meat. I'll take five pounds of your finest flank steak... And maybe one of them 'n00bs' I keep hearing about. Any takers? We get all types... Geekiness is a plus. Yay tech forum!


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CIFC
post Sep 1 2004, 01:15 PM
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Im a newbie now. Signed up on here today. I don't post that much on other sites but you never know when you might need some expert advice. It always comes in handy, especially as I work in an IT department and have so far done well at blagging it but I can't keep it up for long biggrin.gif Will someone adopt a 30 year old ?
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post Sep 2 2004, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE (CIFC @ Sep 1 2004, 03:15 PM)
Im a newbie now. Signed up on here today. I don't post that much on other sites but you never know when you might need some expert advice. It always comes in handy, especially as I work in an IT department and have so far done well at blagging it but I can't keep it up for long¬ biggrin.gif¬ Will someone adopt a 30 year old ?
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Oh okay ... since you're not 14 I'll make an exception.

I herebye adopt you. You are now my noob. There's the mouse *points down* ... there's the keyboard *points across* and there is where to keep rational thought *points over there, in a box*. Fuzzy is strange, Righteous annoys everybody, not just you, and any agro and I'll give you a long list of late 70's music to listen to.

Now, run along and make a thread in this intros forum stating that you are allergic to duct-tape and desserts, and your theories regarding the corelation between the fluffyness of bunnies and the rise of evil in the world...


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post Sep 2 2004, 04:02 PM
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Very odd wacko.gif
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post Sep 2 2004, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE (CIFC @ Sep 2 2004, 06:02 PM)
Very odd wacko.gif
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My noob! tongue.gif


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Cath Sparrow
post Sep 8 2004, 05:55 PM
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He scares easy!

You can adopt me I dont scare so easy! tongue.gif

Hi! By the way. biggrin.gif


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post Sep 8 2004, 06:07 PM
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Cath. Adopting you would be like adopting the Fuzz-rah or something. How can I adopt somebody who has been on here longer than Tom Jones has been in Vegas?

I can bounce you on my knee a bit, if you like

*pats lap*


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post Sep 16 2004, 01:09 AM
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ok..i'm a n00b...
a bit over the hill, but a Mata fan none the less...

Wicked..<<old-skool Goth chick.


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Sep 16 2004, 06:16 PM
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age is no concern here....you're on the internet! you can pretend to be 14 tongue.gif

plus we're mostly enlightened, considerate friendly people....mostly so age isn't really an issue....much....k

edit: hey by the way, they call me SPS

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