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post Jun 16 2003, 10:05 PM
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elf being of sound mind and body, do here by take action to dissolve the marriage between tarantio and myself. I elf claim total abandonment on tarantio's behalf, hence dissolving this marriage on the grounds of *withheld information*.
As over seen on this day May 27th 2003 by E-Divorce Lawyer Debaser (registered with the South Columbian E-Divorce Lawyers International as Dexter Rodriguez) this will be a equal and fair dissolve of assets. Since said parties have not acquired any mutual assets there shall be no awards of estate. Said parties have no e-children to consider so there will be no custody issues. Said parties share no e-pets, if this issue should arise there will be a shared possession or upload of new pet. All partnerships formed by said couple will be dissolved from this day forward.
Please print and sign for you records

Debaser _____________________

elf ___________________

tarantio ______________________

ravein (Witness) ______________________

By the power vested in me, I now declare said couple e-divorced

Debaser (Shrugmasta)
(Dexter Rodriguez)
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post Jun 16 2003, 10:07 PM
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this comes as a bit of a shock... but if its what she wants...

-signs with a tear in his eye-

well im off to drown my sorrows...

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post Jun 16 2003, 10:08 PM
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There there, big bro. ._.; *Hugs* I pay for a stripper.

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post Jun 16 2003, 10:13 PM
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disappear with the wandering wind

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-sigh- for some reason, i had to do it.



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post Jun 16 2003, 11:17 PM
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Many fools can now anticipate pity!

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witnesses divorce..signs off on paper work* good luck and best of wishes... may you both find happiness elsewhere.

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