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post Jun 16 2003, 10:52 PM
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Here we come to worship and praise whatever it is that we do......I'm the priestest , Missy shall lead our choir, Debaser is caretaker who yells at kids, syuu is the slutty catholic girl, and Inky is our messiah. Come join us and follow us in an opening prayer.


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post Jun 16 2003, 10:54 PM
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**is standing up at the podium doing unmentionable things to her pen**

Dear lord, please don't let me choke on this pen. amen

Now Missy shall lead us in a holy ditty.


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post Jun 16 2003, 10:54 PM
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ROFL. Save me lord! Not slutty, just.. misguided. ._.; Because I.. once.. was lost........... and now.. am found..


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post Jun 16 2003, 10:54 PM
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/me is singing some cheesy "Come To Worship" song...

Oh, I must worship.
Yeah yeah Yeah!
I should follow the chords
In monotony
In glory!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN.
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post Jun 16 2003, 10:56 PM
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**starts choking on her pen**


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post Jun 16 2003, 10:56 PM
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/me sees some kids run past as he's sweeping up...

YOU USELESS LITTLE F--KERS! THAT'S IT, BUGGER OFF BEFORE I TELL YOUR PARENTS, YA BASTARDS...

/me mutters and continues sweeping


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post Jun 16 2003, 10:56 PM
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/me looks upon the scene, and sees that it is good... then goes for a pint


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post Jun 16 2003, 10:57 PM
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- Scatters dirt about the floor as Debs sweeps. - Yay!


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post Jun 16 2003, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jun 16 2003, 05:56 PM)
/me looks upon the scene, and sees that it is good... then goes for a pint

Oh no! Our Holy One is leaving on pilgrimage to the drink! We must follow!

/me starts a holy musical parade behind InKy
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post Jun 16 2003, 10:59 PM
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**follows along as well still choking on her pen**


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Jun 16 2003, 11:57 PM)
- Scatters dirt about the floor as Debs sweeps. - Yay!

OI! YOU! CLEAR OFF!

/me mutters and heads off on the holy drink pilgrimage muttering "bloody kids...in my day..."


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:01 PM
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**finally gets the pen out of her larynx and pukes a lil on debasers floor**


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:02 PM
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/me starts up another song

I love to screw, yes I do
Cause the holy book tells me to
be fruitful and multiply
so there'll be more when I die

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post Jun 16 2003, 11:03 PM
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/me sups mightily upon a creamy ale, surrounded by doting followers...

...

Anyone for a game of pool?


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:03 PM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Jun 17 2003, 12:01 AM)
**finally gets the pen out of her larynx and pukes a lil on debasers floor**

OH, THAT'S JUST BLOODY GREAT, ISN'T IT...

/me puts "frankly mr. shankly" on and gets out the mop and bucket...


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:03 PM
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The Holy One requires pool!

/me shoves syuu to the front

The Holy One needs you!
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post Jun 16 2003, 11:05 PM
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QUOTE (Debaser @ Jun 16 2003, 04:03 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Jun 17 2003, 12:01 AM)
**finally gets the pen out of her larynx and pukes a lil on debasers floor**

OH, THAT'S JUST BLOODY GREAT, ISN'T IT...

/me puts "frankly mr. shankly" on and gets out the mop and bucket...

- Lets the pigeons loose on Lo's little.. mess, and coincidentally, onto Debs! - Fly my pretties, fly! Nyahaha.


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:06 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Jun 16 2003, 04:03 PM)
The Holy One requires pool!

/me shoves syuu to the front

The Holy One needs you!

Oi! - shoved. - The holy one doesn't need me, but I sure will whoop 'im with pool, and beat 'im nice with the stick after. Look ma', no KY!


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:07 PM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Jun 17 2003, 12:05 AM)
- Lets the pigeons loose on Lo's little.. mess, and coincidentally, onto Debs! - Fly my pretties, fly! Nyahaha.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BUGGER OFF! /me throws an orange at syuu

frankly, mr. shankly, this position i've held...


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:08 PM
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The Holy One forgives you for that outburst of filth, young syuu, and requests that you break whilst he fetches some chalk and buys a pack of smokes from the mad shouting bloke in the corner.


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE (Debaser @ Jun 16 2003, 04:07 PM)
QUOTE (syuu @ Jun 17 2003, 12:05 AM)
- Lets the pigeons loose on Lo's little.. mess, and coincidentally, onto Debs! - Fly my pretties, fly! Nyahaha.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BUGGER OFF! /me throws an orange at syuu

frankly, mr. shankly, this position i've held...

eep! - Runs off giggling. - =)


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Jun 16 2003, 04:08 PM)
The Holy One forgives you for that outburst of filth, young syuu, and requests that you break whilst he fetches some chalk and buys a pack of smokes from the mad shouting bloke in the corner.

Right-o, Messiah.

- Breaks! .. Unfortunately, one of the balls from the table flies up due to the amazing break, and hurtles straight towards Debs. -

Uh, look out? Tra la la!


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:10 PM
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BTW this church is open to everyone not just the people who've posted in here. lol


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:12 PM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Jun 17 2003, 12:10 AM)
Right-o, Messiah.

- Breaks! .. Unfortunately, one of the balls from the table flies up due to the amazing break, and hurtles straight towards Debs. -

Uh, look out? Tra la la!

ARGH, YOU AGAIN!!! /me throws the ball at syuu's head and chases after her waving his broom

it pays my way, but it corrodes my soul...


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post Jun 16 2003, 11:13 PM
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can i pass round the collection plate?

-throws a wink at the slutty catcholic girl-


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