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post Jun 26 2003, 05:01 AM
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post Jun 26 2003, 07:18 AM
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Ooooh man...

somone has been eating poisoned Cocoa Puffs again...

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post Jun 26 2003, 07:18 AM
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couldnt have said it better sarah....


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:19 AM
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I'd be a green one. they sell the best ya know. i have no idea why.


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:32 AM
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the question is, HOW do you know that, hins? wink.gif

as for this topic, blink.gif i would not want to be any color, as i imagine it would be a rather horrible life. nope, i wouldn't want it.


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:34 AM
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how horrable of a life could it be? really? laugh.gif


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:40 AM
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pretty awful.

i could get really graphic on this, but i won't cause that's naughty.

let's just say, not everyone bathes enough for my standards. blink.gif


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:41 AM
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Ah, the life of a dildo...the fairy tale never told...


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:42 AM
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...NOT...


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:46 AM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

the government says enough smilies can make any post not spam.... laugh.gif


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post Jun 26 2003, 08:18 AM
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somone sould write a fairy tale about it. and hey ts just supposed to be a color not an opinon, but now im adding somthing else would you or would you not vibrate?


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post Jun 26 2003, 09:38 AM
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lol


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post Jun 26 2003, 06:41 PM
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a dildo does not vibrate. that would be a vibrator.


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post Jun 26 2003, 06:50 PM
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aww i had an online quiz to see which sex toy you were but alas it's old and been killed, anyway, i was looking through an ann summer catalouge (my sister used to do the parties) and i'd have to say i'd be blue, if we're going for vibrators i'd be the one with beads inside and rabbit ears....that one was also blue


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:01 PM
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lol the rampant rabbit? a whole load of them had to be sent back cause the beads fell out. >.< sounds painful .


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:15 PM
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QUOTE (hinsley @ Jun 26 2003, 07:41 PM)
a dildo does not vibrate. that would be a vibrator.

I was explaining this to someone today on msn laugh.gif

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post Jun 26 2003, 07:34 PM
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What does it matter what color it is - where it's going, it doesn't need color.
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post Jun 26 2003, 07:37 PM
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Well, if it lookd horrible you wouldn't want to...erm....put it places :/


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:40 PM
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very true... you know I knew someone who had a light on the end of there's... it was very funny to see this large phallic thing buzzing toward you in the dark with a freaking head light in (no pun intended)


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:42 PM
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QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jun 26 2003, 02:37 PM)
Well, if it lookd horrible you wouldn't want to...erm....put it places :/

I disagree.

I have yet to really find very many peni to be aesthetically pleasing, but I doubt that's going to stop me if I want sexual gratification.
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post Jun 26 2003, 07:46 PM
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ahahahahahahaha she said peni... I dont know why.. but that was extreamly funny.. sorry carry on... laugh.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif
good point though!


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post Jun 26 2003, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE (ravein @ Jun 26 2003, 02:46 PM)
ahahahahahahaha she said peni... I dont know why.. but that was extreamly funny.. sorry carry on... laugh.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif
good point though!

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post Jun 26 2003, 09:04 PM
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lmao...well it was a very good point, missy. i don't find any of em visually pleasing either.

and i read in a magazine bout these absolutely sacreligious dildos....had buddha and jesus on them. blink.gif if there is a hell, you'll go there for using those, i think..lol.


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post Jun 26 2003, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Jun 26 2003, 04:04 PM)
and i read in a magazine bout these absolutely sacreligious dildos....had buddha and jesus on them.

Talk about Buddy Christ... lmao laugh.gif
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post Jun 26 2003, 09:21 PM
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i would be a clitoral stimulater. preferbly the one with the jelly dolphin on the end in the ann summers catalouge.


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