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NummyNums
post Jul 1 2003, 05:27 PM
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yeah so i had it last night and t suxs.. my bf is absolutly wicked.. man it was soo painful and uncomfortable last night............ gaaaaaaaah... i wa slike omg omg omg omg omg.. and i couldnt do nething bout it cuz yeah it that time of the month. Theres like a spot on my bcak that gets me off so wicked.. but you have to attack it a certain amount of times for me to go all the way off the edge.. and he only did it like 3 quarters of the wya and gaaaaah and gaaah.. and ne body exsperianced ne thing similar???


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my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 1 2003, 05:39 PM
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nope never. Well in regaurds to not wanting it or not enjoying it.

I'm weird though.

You can think maybe I have the equivalent cause I haven't had any in so long and I'm frustrated but that's about it. lol


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post Jul 1 2003, 05:41 PM
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post Jul 1 2003, 05:45 PM
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itr is posible.. and it suxs.. suxs real bad...*kixs self* damnit..


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Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever...
Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie*
my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 1 2003, 07:40 PM
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I have. 'Tis awful!

I feel your pain, Nummy. Yeh poor thing. x_x


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post Jul 1 2003, 07:51 PM
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Am I alone in wondering precisely what blue balls is? Wearing loose fitting shorts and no underpants on a breezy day? Being involved in a horriffic painting accident?


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post Jul 1 2003, 07:53 PM
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I really dont know what blue balls is either!? blink.gif


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post Jul 1 2003, 07:58 PM
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It's a condition that sucks. You get aroused so much and so often, but you can't.....relieve the pressure so to speak. They swell up and become painful to the touch. You have to walk funny, cuz it hurts.
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post Jul 1 2003, 07:58 PM
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its when you are brought to the brink and then stopped.. it all gets backed up in your system.....


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Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever...
Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie*
my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 1 2003, 08:34 PM
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Heh heh...

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post Jul 1 2003, 08:48 PM
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Sure, it's easy for girls, all you need is one of those pocket rockets, but guys, we gotta walk around with this....thing poking out in front of us and don't even get me started about "release"
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post Jul 1 2003, 08:52 PM
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oh my. ph34r.gif
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post Jul 1 2003, 09:01 PM
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ERm...could anyone else understand what num was saying? I'm so confused. I think it has something to do with the title but that's as far as I got in the whole understanding thing...


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post Jul 1 2003, 09:14 PM
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Jaq...put plainly, nummy wants to get her rocks off biggrin.gif tongue.gif (Jk there people)

And a pocket rocket?!?!? I would DEFINATLY not put a rocket up there ohmy.gif


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post Jul 1 2003, 10:04 PM
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oooo! I get it now! yes... very uncomfortable!! tongue.gif And Im pretty sure its as bad for girls as it is for boys... and boys can get rid of it easier!! wink.gif


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post Jul 1 2003, 10:59 PM
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my fragile little mind has been tainted, oh my ...


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post Jul 1 2003, 11:02 PM
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Not that anyone here is encouraging people to masterbate blink.gif

Hang on...? Everyone likes masterbating? Well I never!


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post Jul 1 2003, 11:05 PM
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i had some barbled thot that this was about some wierd cheese before i read it you know ...


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post Jul 1 2003, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE (woozle @ Jul 1 2003, 03:04 PM)
oooo! I get it now! yes... very uncomfortable!! tongue.gif And Im pretty sure its as bad for girls as it is for boys... and boys can get rid of it easier!! wink.gif

uhm...girls can get rid of it just as easily..........

i won't elaborate on that, though..lol.


but i've gotta say i personally have never had the female eqiv. of blue balls..lol. and i've been married for two years, so i don't think it's gonna happen. i'm pretty glad it hasn't, either. this is the first time i've ever even heard of it happening to someone. *shrug*


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post Jul 1 2003, 11:13 PM
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heheh i knew this girl once who had a spot on her back like that, it was kinda funny, but she was a bit of a slag and never tried to stop me tongue.gif


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post Jul 1 2003, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jul 1 2003, 07:02 PM)
Not that anyone here is encouraging people to masterbate blink.gif

Hang on...? Everyone likes masterbating? Well I never!

WELL DUHHHHHH! wink.gif


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post Jul 2 2003, 12:28 AM
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Blue balls + Masturbation = :)

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post Jul 2 2003, 02:13 AM
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humm, nummy, i feel your pain... being as i am a guy and have balls which on occasion become blue. it does suck.... sorry to hear about it. go masturbate.
yes, i am openly encourageing masturbation. its a good thing. if your horny. masturbate. go on now, it doesnt hurt anyone... all the kitties are safe...
but i leave everyone reading this post with one request.
please, dont masturbate when you are at another person's house or when another person is at your house. and if you do, i beg of you to CLEAN UP!!!

that said, you may understand why i dont like to use my old mouse.....


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post Jul 2 2003, 02:34 AM
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ummm.. this is far beyond the point... but umm... racing's post made me think of this...

a buddy of mine went to another friends house... and.. he... went to his friends parents room... and had a good masturbate in their bed..... just thought id share... blink.gif laugh.gif


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post Jul 2 2003, 02:57 AM
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lmao gross cheese!

my friend (a girl) once walked in on a friend of her brother's masturbating. with his friend asleep right next to him! and the day before, i'd stayed over at her house..and was changing in their bathroom when he walked in on me....boobs all exposed. and he said, and i quote: "wow, awesome boobs"

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WHY people even have bathroom doors without locks is BEYOND me. grr.

anyhow my friend called me after she walked in on him like that...laughing so hard she couldn't breathe. her brothers forever called me "melons" after that. and the boy was dubbed "bam bam"

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