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Sarah the Spider
post Jul 2 2003, 08:12 AM
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Empty threads and such...
They have all left me to sleep.
Insomnia rocks.

Must wait till morning.
When the Matazoners wake...
He he he he he.

Thank you, thank you...


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espresso_bean
post Jul 2 2003, 08:28 AM
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come run with me
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i can never sleep
i hear the ticking of clocks
they keep me awake

i could just die now
insomnia wrecks my mind
my brain is worthless


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Sarah the Spider
post Jul 2 2003, 08:37 AM
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Bravo, bravo...


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hinsley
post Jul 2 2003, 08:46 AM
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ITS VERY EARLY
YET NO ONE DOES POST AT ALL
MATA IS ONLINE

I THINK I LOVE MATA
YES I REALLY THINK I DO
GIVE ME BIG PRESENTS!!!

(OK MY EXCUSE THAT THIS IS SOOO CRAP IS CAUSE IM REALLY TIRED)

(I LOVE CAPS)

(QUICK DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)


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Mata
post Jul 2 2003, 11:14 AM
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Hinsley loves Mata,
Syuu says the same thing too,
Ego explodes.

BTW, technically these are senryu because they concern human affairs, not the natural world and have no reference to the season. A haiku would be something like:

The wind blows softly,
Cold and crisp over the land,
Stirring the dry leaves.


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Pikasyuu
post Jul 2 2003, 01:01 PM
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This is no haiku, I apologize, but ROFL.

Bravo. =P

Missy should write in this section, if she hasn't already. Sorry for any embarrassment, but from reading her blog, I know everyone agrees, that girl can write.


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Sarah the Spider
post Jul 2 2003, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Jul 2 2003, 06:14 AM)
BTW, technically these are senryu because they concern human affairs, not the natural world and have no reference to the season.

Learn something new everyday...Thanks Mata!

rolleyes.gif

*agrees with hins* *runs away*


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cheese is funny
post Jul 2 2003, 05:09 PM
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its not the night time
its morning, but im here now
cannot sleep, must post


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Jonman
post Jul 2 2003, 06:30 PM
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I always find booze.
Will help me sleep at night.
But feel crap next day.

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Girls doing handstands.
Skirts pulled up by gravity.
Many thanks Einstein.

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MoonlightSavings...
post Jul 2 2003, 07:21 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Jul 2 2003, 11:30 AM)
Girls doing handstands.
Skirts pulled up by gravity.
Many thanks Einstein.

*whispers* Psst...don't you mean Newton?


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Sarah the Spider
post Jul 4 2003, 06:10 AM
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It's that time again...
Where there is nothing to do.
Late-Night Forum Time.

One friend is still up,
I'm sending him odd IMs.
He has not bailed yet. laugh.gif

Nothing, sweet nothing...
Fan blowing, cat snoozing, yes...
Late-Night Forum Time.


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chester
post Jul 4 2003, 06:13 AM
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im still on. i count, right? im in california, its only11:22 here.


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Sarah the Spider
post Jul 4 2003, 06:15 AM
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Ah, so you are, chester!

*waves frantically at you*

Didn't see you on!


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MistressAlti
post Jul 4 2003, 06:36 AM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Jul 2 2003, 08:01 AM)

Missy should write in this section, if she hasn't already. Sorry for any embarrassment, but from reading her blog, I know everyone agrees, that girl can write.

*sighs*

Syuu flatters too much.
I can say naught, but protest.
Someday she will learn...
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leopold
post Jul 4 2003, 06:50 AM
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It is morning here
a haiku from me would not
be appropriate


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Sarah the Spider
post Jul 4 2003, 07:25 AM
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Across the ocean,
It is morning for leo,
The day has begun.

Here, it's not yet morn.
It is only 2:30.
What a shame it is.


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nordelen
post Jul 4 2003, 11:55 AM
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too frightened to speak,
social fear causes shivers.
being lonely has its advantages.


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Mata
post Jul 4 2003, 12:30 PM
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Writing senryus
Taxes my brain first five
then seven then five


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leopold
post Jul 4 2003, 05:44 PM
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I woke up depressed
I sat on the couch and cried
I hate where I work...

You know what I want?
A job that doesn't suck ass!
That would be groovy


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the lil' pie...
post Jul 4 2003, 05:52 PM
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i agree with you
any job tends to suck lots
work as a barman


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leopold
post Jul 4 2003, 05:58 PM
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I like my friend pie
She's fab an great an lovely
I love her a lot


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the lil' pie...
post Jul 4 2003, 06:17 PM
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i love leo loads
he's cool beans and that's for sure
and a charmer too wink.gif


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leopold
post Jul 4 2003, 06:20 PM
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I love pie loads more
She slid down Urbis with me
Let's go get married! wub.gif


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chester
post Jul 5 2003, 08:55 AM
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i dont know how to write senryus or haikus, so heres a limrick!

there once was a very small town
where everyone was a fan of james brown
then james brown died
and they all cried
im really bored so now im just posting around

kelly j.


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leopold
post Jul 5 2003, 09:51 AM
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The art of writin haikus an senryus is thus:

First five syllables
Then seven is what you need
Then another five

See? Dead easy!


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