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> 20 Types Of Men In The Bathroom, which one are you?
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post Jul 4 2003, 07:21 PM
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hey guys tell me which one you are?
1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.

7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across the urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.

9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.

12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.

13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.

15 Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.

16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.

17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.


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post Jul 4 2003, 07:38 PM
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ROLFLMAO!!!! OMG!!! LOL!!! THATS GREAT!!!!!


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post Jul 9 2003, 10:23 PM
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Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever...
Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie*
my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 9 2003, 10:32 PM
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post Jul 9 2003, 10:39 PM
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I am number 1 to 20... depending on how drunk I am...


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post Jul 9 2003, 10:39 PM
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post Jul 9 2003, 10:52 PM
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I'm either frivilious or childish, depending on the type of urinal


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post Jul 10 2003, 08:43 AM
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Same here. It also depends on how many cigarette ends there are to break up in the bottom.


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post Jul 10 2003, 12:18 PM
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Being as I'm a girl and don't have a willy...none of the above tongue.gif


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post Jul 10 2003, 01:06 PM
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i have a willy, and i'm timid, just can't go with other people, i'll wait until i die, or i get home,whichever comes first
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post Jul 10 2003, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jul 10 2003, 02:06 PM)
i'll wait until i die, or i get home,whichever comes first

Girls have it a lot easier than guys when it comes to loo etiquette...but saying that, you guys get to pee outside blink.gif


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post Jul 10 2003, 02:56 PM
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if i were a guy id either be tough.. drunk... or little.... if i were a guy


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Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever...
Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie*
my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe

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post Jul 10 2003, 05:08 PM
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im definately the 17 of the bunch..... blink.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 04:34 AM
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21) Trained--  sit and pee....... rolleyes.gif
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post Sep 12 2005, 06:59 AM
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The things you people can find to discuss... sheesh!


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post Sep 12 2005, 04:16 PM
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Indifferent or Frivilous depending where I am


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post Sep 12 2005, 04:32 PM
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...I like to pee on the soap cakes, so frivolous or childish... bwehehe!


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post Sep 12 2005, 05:03 PM
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I pee with the pint glass balanced on my head. Gives me two hands to control and I make patterns as I side step up the wall urinal.


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post Sep 12 2005, 07:34 PM
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I'm a girl thankfully. I would hate to pee with other people watching. I mean, I can't even pee in public toilets or other peoples houses. But that's only because I have a horrible fear of public toilets after a scary time in Israel....


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post Sep 12 2005, 08:10 PM
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I can't even pee in public toilets or other peoples houses


I can pee in front of just about anyone and I have - but I do have a defication issue which means I am unable to have a dump if someone is on the same floor as me. Not that I think they're listening at the door or anything - my body just rebels.

I can also pee standing up at an urinal, face forwards, but that's an entirely diffferent story... tongue.gif


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post Sep 13 2005, 01:44 AM
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Generally childish or frivolous, but if im drunk it could be any of the above.


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post Sep 13 2005, 02:03 AM
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8 or 10.

Hey, I have my own private firehose! Weeeeeee! Lets have fun!


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post Sep 13 2005, 05:49 AM
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There is an unwritten rule in men's loos. It follows thus:

"No man may stand in the urinal adjacent to an occupied urinal. There must always be a space of one urinal between occupied urinals. This sacred law may only be broken at football matches and any other occasion where a large body of men is desperate for the loo"

I follow that to the tee.

My personal love is chasing the little soap blocks round and round in the urinal. Such fun!


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post Sep 13 2005, 01:55 PM
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I wondered if anyone would bring up the 'unwritten rule'... I notice it a lot. Also, most people, as the first in the bathroom, tend to choose a urinal on the side, rather than one in the middle. This likely harkens back to the Rule.

I'm probably a frivolous or an indifferent.

Ah, the joys of Daft...


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post Sep 13 2005, 02:00 PM
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4 8 or 10 depending on mood and amount of company.


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