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depressed fromag...
post Jul 14 2003, 08:23 PM
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Greetings. I am Fromage, Fromage I am. On the weekends you can call me Beth wink.gif. I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching Mata's wonderful animations, and the rest of the time I watch the Shopping Network, wondering if I really should buy that solar powered pancake flipper with an extra wide handle for a firmer grip for perfect panckes, every time. Forgive me, Mr. Snaffleburger, for I have bowed down to the corporate shenanigans that rule my life! tongue.gif I live by the motto, "When life gives you lemons, throw them at Richard Simmons". For those of you who don't know of this man ("man" is a word that is up open for interpretation), he is a fitness guru that is best known for his bright spandex outfits and ambiguously gay (in both senses of the word) personality. He also wears an afro, which would be fine in every way, but not when the person in question is a middle aged caucasian.

I have yet to meet a real life homosexual, a transvestite, or a member of the Amish community. I aspire to meet all these people before I turn 60, or my eventual incarceration. I live in Canada, but on the west coast, so there better not be any snide remarks about Anne of Green Gables. You can do that when a Newfie joins, which is highly unlikely as all they do over there is fish or replenish their rubber fetish. biggrin.gif Anyways, I hope to get to know everyone a bit better, and you can always feel free to share a chunk of cheese with me if you have any. happy.gif


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post Jul 14 2003, 08:27 PM
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thats quite the introduction biggrin.gif

hi, hello, welcome... i can repeat those three words until you hate me, so im going to stop there laugh.gif


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post Jul 14 2003, 08:36 PM
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Hi there, DP! Nice to meet ya!

We dun have any Amish here (I think blink.gif ) but we have a big ISH community!

(Sorry cheese, yanno I have to drop that in at every opportunity. It's me job tongue.gif )


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post Jul 14 2003, 08:40 PM
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damn you leo!!! damn you to ish hell!!!! laugh.gif tongue.gif


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post Jul 14 2003, 08:42 PM
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you have a solar powered pancake flipper with an extra wide handle for a firmer grip?! i always wanted one of those!!

/me is so jealous

anyway welcome to the forum, it's lovely here, jaq's a candian too, but she also claims to be a rabid parrot....patroit...parrot...one of those anyway the point is....i forget that blink.gif


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post Jul 14 2003, 08:46 PM
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ahh!! don't tempt me...I said wondering if I should buy it or not...but it's not like I will, now that you mention it.

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nope...my hand is right here. not reaching for the phone.

/me starts knitting tongue.gif


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post Jul 14 2003, 08:49 PM
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ello' I'm also canadian happy.gif alberta hooray!
I love richards simmond, he's like one of my idles, up there with John Depp and David Bowie.

Now wait, you live in Canada and you've never met the amish, thats almost like saying you dont have a hudderite (sp?) for a good friend^_^ I must say I managed all your tasks. Okay heres the way to do it. Go to a rave (generally you'll be able to me meet some one that gay I dunno why, but when i used to rave I met alot of gay guys there, ravers are also very sweet people). As for the Amish, get a job in an old lady shoe store, there easilly recognizable as the group that will come in and ask for a plain shoe for the entire group. Also good for commisions


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post Jul 14 2003, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE (depressed fromage @ Jul 14 2003, 09:23 PM)
Greetings. I am Fromage

I've decided that you shall be my new friend of the day. You don't have any choice in the matter and if you complain, i'll beat you to death with your own pancake flipper...

nice to meet you smile.gif


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post Jul 14 2003, 09:58 PM
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Mmmm, cheese.......


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post Jul 14 2003, 10:06 PM
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ahh, but jonman, she's depressed cheese....maybe eating her will make her want to throw herself into an omlette or a cheese sause perhaps
.....oh no!! it's a grater!!


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post Jul 14 2003, 10:51 PM
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hiya fromage, and welcome to the forums smile.gif

i wonder why leo called you DP?...is this some inside joke i do not know about? tongue.gif

anyhow, you seem like you'll fit right in around here. happy.gif

hrm now we have a cheese, a fromage.....is a queso next?


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post Jul 14 2003, 10:58 PM
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Hell no! I meant DF...

I'm tired an fed up of lookin at cheap web hostin where the price is never what they advertise it as...


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post Jul 14 2003, 11:10 PM
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I'm the boring one out of the group here... so instead of thinking of something creative to say, I just give everyone my standard greeting.

Hi, depressed fromage... it's nice to meet you smile.gif unsure.gif I'm confusing myself here....
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post Jul 14 2003, 11:51 PM
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pshaw...crissi isn't boring! she's incredibly sweet to everyone. happy.gif

and erm leo...what's the price of tea in china today? (referring to your comment about cheap web hosting..lol)

anyhow...keeping on topic...welcome again, fromage. smile.gif


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post Jul 14 2003, 11:55 PM
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I like you, fromage. You make me look decidedly normal.
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post Jul 14 2003, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Jul 15 2003, 12:51 AM)
and erm leo...what's the price of tea in china today? (referring to your comment about cheap web hosting..lol)

ahhh.... s'okay, I figured it out... the price applied if I paid annually rather than monthly...

Dang me an me stoopid tirednish...

Oh yeah - DF, cand an crissi are two uber schway an gorgeous lay-dees an they are also super nice an sweet. An not boring in the slightest. So totally the opposite of me, then... laugh.gif


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post Jul 15 2003, 12:05 AM
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lmao ty leo...but ya aren't boring either.

okay..to set the record straight before anyone else decides to come in here and bash themselves....no one on the forums is boring, or ugly, or any other negative thing!

there. now fromage has all the real facts. happy.gif


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post Jul 15 2003, 05:34 AM
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Richard Simmons has the carefree (and sometimes eccentric) self-confidence to be as unique as he is, and that deserves mucho points in my book. biggrin.gif

Welcome to the Matazone forums, fromage. Judging from people's comments here, fromage must be a type of cheese that I am not aware of... Cheers for cheese of all varieties. biggrin.gif


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post Jul 15 2003, 05:39 AM
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QUOTE (MoonlightSavingsTime @ Jul 15 2003, 12:34 AM)
fromage must be a type of cheese that I am not aware of... Cheers for cheese of all varieties. biggrin.gif

I wondered about that too... lol I have never heard of fromage... lol *glad I'm not the only one who didn't know* smile.gif
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post Jul 15 2003, 05:43 AM
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fromage is french for cheese i believe... and yay for cheese!! biggrin.gif laugh.gif


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post Jul 15 2003, 06:57 AM
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Congrats, cheese old boy, that's bang on correct!

I guess it's cos I'm european, but I thought that'd be common knowledge... I guess you guys over in the US are more likely to know the Spanish word fer cheese, huh?


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post Jul 15 2003, 07:46 AM
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wow, i thought that was common knowledge too...and i'm from the states.

it's one of the few french words that i do know!. bonjour, oui, fromage, au revoir......yep that about covers it.


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post Jul 15 2003, 01:31 PM
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I knew all of those except for fromage, candice... hehe well.... now I know all of 'em! tongue.gif hehe *smile*
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post Jul 15 2003, 05:07 PM
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Fromage, from what I've read so far you're a kick!

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post Jul 16 2003, 10:10 PM
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sry i didnt say hi yet

HI!!

im mel and i err...well im the...that person thats only semi important that throws parties and stuff...glad to meet u biggrin.gif


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