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> Pab_isanoob, I am opening the can of worms ...
Pab
post Jul 15 2003, 06:45 PM
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expurgated version, in song, with banjos and grandma on the triangle:

I am Missies nOOb, hear me, with a tai yai yippy and a tai yah yay
I am Missies nOOb, oh lord, and here I'm gonna stay

with fingers light-o, I make typos
the keys get in the way
I'll learn to read, before submit,
and wrong words leave the (out)tray,

I am Missies nOOb, yeah dudes, with a tai yai yippy and a tai yah yay
I am Missies nOOb, oh lord, and here I'm gonna stay

Xpression, thats the key, to it
this new light guides the way,
even acting like a teet,
has something good to say

I am Missies nOOb, join in!, with a tai yai yippy and a tai yah yay
I am Missies nOOb, oh lord, and here I'm gonna stay

a can of worms it is to me,
all crawly, muddy and , say,
I'm still Missies nOOb, gosh darn,
so worms, come out to play...

I am Missies nOOb, clap hands!, with a tai yai yippy and a tai yah yay
I am Missies nOOb, oh lord, and here I'm gonna stay

these worms dont stink,
they're on the brink,
of loads of stuff to say,
Xpression is the key to it ...
Inspire! Get in my way!

I am Missies nOOb, oh joy!, with a tai yai yippy and a tai yah yay
I am Missies nOOb, oh lord, and here I'm gonna stay

(cider bottle demi-john solo)

Candice is a sweetie pie,
she's met the worms and hey!
She's seen worse, least that I'll bet,
and sweetness works for may (kentucky accent for no good reason)

I am Missies nOOb, once more, with a tai yai yippy and a tai yah yay
I am Missies nOOb, oh lord, and here I'm gonna stay

syuu can whip my sad-act arse
if that is the best way,
I should be way to old for this,
but no road goes that way ...

I am Missies nOOb, oh joy!, with a tai yai yippy and a tai yah yay
I am Missies nOOb, oh lord, and here I'm gonna stay

Debasers humour,
gives me a tumour,
when bots get in the way,
silence is a golden word,
n'I'll hear what he has to say

I am Missies nOOb, Spit Fire!, with a tai yai yippy and a tai yah yay
I am Missies nOOb, oh lord, and here I'm gonna stay

so I'll have one thing
to tell the kids,
when I am old and grey:
I am Missies nOOb, yeah man,

.... and what have youall got to say?


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LoLo
post Jul 15 2003, 06:48 PM
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That intro just has to be one of the most interesting and odd intros I've read yet.

Welcome to the forum!


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MistressAlti
post Jul 15 2003, 07:58 PM
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Yep. My n00b. happy.gif
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post Jul 15 2003, 08:52 PM
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hiya pab, good to see ya here happy.gif

welcome to the forums!


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cheese is funny
post Jul 15 2003, 09:14 PM
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hello? blink.gif


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post Jul 15 2003, 10:17 PM
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if youre taking the noob...its going to be my ickle (favorite food here)___ bunny laugh.gif


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post Jul 15 2003, 10:40 PM
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oh, christ, he's hit the forums...

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post Jul 15 2003, 10:47 PM
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hi... it's nice to meet you smile.gif erm... I don't like worms though... so I'm outta this thread... lol
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post Jul 15 2003, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Jul 15 2003, 11:48 AM)
That intro just has to be one of the most interesting and odd intros I've read yet.

Welcome to the forum!

I agree...

o_0 Welcome!


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post Jul 16 2003, 12:10 AM
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blink.gif Wow, that was trippy. I like your style of writing and thinking! biggrin.gif And welcome to the Matazone forums!


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post Jul 16 2003, 12:20 AM
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hee hee hee.... interesting. i think ill have lots of fun with you! you definately beat out my intro. it was about the song B-I-N-G-O. weird song, think about it. whats your name? pab? is that it? well, welcome pab. im kelly j., aka:the worst person.

kelly j.


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post Jul 16 2003, 01:43 AM
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i have only one comment......
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post Jul 16 2003, 02:08 AM
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WOOT! the forum is addictive yet entertaining don't be surprised when you can't stop. Welcome to the most addictive place on the interent known to man


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Jaq
post Nov 22 2003, 12:52 AM
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Took this grammar!
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Hey Pab! A (very late) welcome to you.

Very odd intro thread... thought I would bump it...


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