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if a tree falls in teh forest and no one hears it.....
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gerbilfromhell
post Mar 22 2003, 03:10 PM
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another unsolvable question like 'why are there potatoes staring at me outside my door wating for me to die?' biggrin.gif
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post Mar 22 2003, 03:38 PM
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QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Mar 22 2003, 03:10 PM)
another unsolvable question like 'why are there potatoes staring at me outside my door wating for me to die?' biggrin.gif

potatoes are actually taking over the world, and are completely resistant to smitemasters, thats why we eat them, eat them, or they will kill you!! run!!! ahhh!!! <runs away>


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post Mar 22 2003, 03:40 PM
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well, my new level says i coulda written a short novel by now so maybe i'll write about the evil potatoes and how we must stop them and OMG THEY'RE HERE! NOOOOOOOO! ph34r.gif (sounds of death)
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post Mar 22 2003, 03:42 PM
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The tree trips and falls and the other trees are bigger, and I guess they must be like the jocks of the forest, because they start laughing and insulting the poor fallen tree and then the big Oak runs off with the pretty Maple cheerleader and the tree that tripped starts crying because it was a Weeping Willow, and nobody understands it really, and it is only depressed all the time because its parents were turned into furniture...

I think I read far too much into this...


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post Mar 22 2003, 03:43 PM
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mine says i have too much time on my hands... i guess ill use the extra time to kill potatoes, build wombat shrines in the name of mr sb, and ponder the meaning of life

AHHH!!! more potatoes!!!! <runs away>


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post Mar 22 2003, 03:43 PM
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blink.gif how'd you guess? you know too much. THEY'RE coming to 'silence' you now biggrin.gif
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post Mar 22 2003, 03:44 PM
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Hey gerbil, you got two n00bs? You are a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Some people don't have any, and here you are with two...tsk tsk tsk...


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post Mar 22 2003, 03:45 PM
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yeah, i do own two noobs but i'm not cheating. i checked the thread, it says 'one noob would be ideal'. that doesn't mean i can't get two so i'm not cheating tongue.gif
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post Mar 22 2003, 03:46 PM
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besides, you've got two anti-noobs (tho you phrase it differently we're still two anti-noobs) so tongue.gif
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post Mar 22 2003, 03:47 PM
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I still think it's not fair...and what I think is what REALLY counts...for some reason...somewhere...*sigh*


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post Mar 22 2003, 10:09 PM
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don't be silly cheese, the potatoes are our friends. they're just so transfixed by the twitchy rabid gerbil that they can't help but stare. he's got that train wreck quality about him, ya know? tongue.gif


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:04 AM
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QUOTE (jicama @ Mar 22 2003, 10:09 PM)
don't be silly cheese, the potatoes are our friends. they're just so transfixed by the twitchy rabid gerbil that they can't help but stare. he's got that train wreck quality about him, ya know? tongue.gif

Agreed. It's like the milk that you find at the back of your fridge that you didn't even know you had. You *know* that it's way past it's expiration date and you *know* that it probably is forming new life but you just can't resist sniffing it. And if it smells really bad, you have to get someone else to smell it. It's the law.


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:06 AM
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that is so true!


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:08 AM
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that's one thing that i do not get. how come whenever anyone smells something, ANYTHING bad they make everyone else smell it as well? memories of old pairs of trainers being passed around the room suddenly come flooding back...


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:10 AM
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humans require conformation from their fellows?


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:14 AM
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yeah, but you'd think 1 or 2 people is enough. no, everyone in a 3-mile radius has to know exactly how bad their trainer smells...


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:18 AM
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ok, that's wrong.


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:22 AM
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Perhaps it's the sheer novelty of the bad smelling shoes.

ex: smells shoes, thinks to self "Wow! I don't think that I've ever smelled anything that was nearly so pungent. It's like the bacteria is making an intelligent effort to win some sort of "Smell bad" competition. Well, if you ask me, they win in my books, but let's consult with some other judges"

Thus the cycle of life continues.


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:24 AM
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jaq, dats gweat!


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:32 AM
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it's still scary...watching the reactions of others, just KNOWING that you'll be next...


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:34 AM
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run away!!!


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:36 AM
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But the waiting and the watching! That's just the best part! It's like that old saying "getting there is half the fun" Feeling the tension building. Wondering if the other people are making those faces just to psych you out. It's great.

Yeah. I don't get out much.


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:43 AM
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*pats jaq on head*


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:51 AM
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Thanks, I needed that.


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post Mar 23 2003, 01:52 AM
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anytime jaq.


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