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 Mar 28 2003, 12:21 AM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living.  Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male  |
In a fit of boredom I turn to the latest copy of Maxim and am greeted by the cheery faces of the latest Eastern European sapphic pairing since, ooh, chuff knows... an I though, 'wouldn't it be fun to see which one is the preference amongst Matazonians?'
I know I'm gunna regret doin this, but what's done is done... Fer the record I prefers Lena. She cute redhead. Rawr!!! If ya needs any help, here's a piccy. Lena is the long haired one on the left, Julia is the other one (duh!!) -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 28 2003, 12:25 AM
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Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat Group: New Members Posts: 486 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Snug as a bug in my bed Member No.: 186 |
Oooh yeah Lena gets my vote to, Mmmm.....
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Mar 28 2003, 12:28 AM
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 w00t! I'm back! At least for a bit. er... Hi! Group: New Members Posts: 517 Joined: 26-February 03 From: North Carolina, USA Member No.: 35 |
Yeay for redheads! Nuff said.
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Mar 28 2003, 12:28 AM
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w00t! I'm back! At least for a bit. er... Hi! Group: New Members Posts: 517 Joined: 26-February 03 From: North Carolina, USA Member No.: 35 |
Neither? Bah, that's no fun.
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Mar 28 2003, 12:30 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I should point out that I lifted said piccy from the aforementioned mag... mebbe I could be convinced ta post a couple more...
I chose that one cos Lena looks so unbelievably cute in it... 
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Mar 28 2003, 12:33 AM
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 Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
whatchoo talkin' bout foo?!
Although Lena is pretty cute -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Mar 28 2003, 12:35 AM
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 Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
...Silly boys...they are strange...why is it that males dig lezzies?
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
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Mar 28 2003, 12:36 AM
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Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Sarah the Spider @ Mar 28 2003, 12:35 AM) ...Silly boys...they are strange...why is it that males dig lezzies? Dunno, it's not like they have a chance with them. I find it confusing. -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Mar 28 2003, 12:42 AM
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 crazi Group: Established Members Posts: 4,010 Joined: 25-February 03 From: New Orleans Member No.: 20 Gender: Female |
neither coz im a hetero female. anyways, i think they are just an act.
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Mar 28 2003, 12:49 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
course they just an act!
Lesbo couples are great! It's like a breast octopus or something... -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Mar 28 2003, 12:50 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
It is weird though. I mean, most guys get excited over lesbian chicks, except the really butch ones, and most girls don't get excited over gay males... It is a disturbing train of thought I'm on... -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 28 2003, 12:55 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
I used ta date this chick who wanted ta see gay blokes gettin cosy. Not sex or owt, just the cuddly stage. One o the places I lived in Sheffield had a gay occupant - he had his other half over an I got her round so she could watch. She was so pleased I reckon she'd have got back wi me (cos we'd long since split by this time)
Heh, little did they know she weren't there ta see me!! Actually, that's kinda grim now I thinks about it... 
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Mar 28 2003, 01:23 AM
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Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 28 2003, 12:49 AM) Lesbo couples are great! It's like a breast octopus or something... That's really disturbing imagery. Some sort of crazy baby feeding machine. -------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Mar 28 2003, 01:26 AM
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Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat Group: New Members Posts: 486 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Snug as a bug in my bed Member No.: 186 |
I'm actually quite surprised no-ones voted for both of them at once, sounds like a hella lot of fun.
-------------------- This is nips my naughty little bunny, he likes my carrot. |
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Mar 28 2003, 01:29 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
And ya didn't because...?
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Mar 28 2003, 01:30 AM
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Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat Group: New Members Posts: 486 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Snug as a bug in my bed Member No.: 186 |
It took too much effort to move the mouse
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 Mar 28 2003, 01:30 AM
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I dunno, they kinda look like sisters in that pic
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Mar 28 2003, 01:32 AM
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Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat Group: New Members Posts: 486 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Snug as a bug in my bed Member No.: 186 |
You're right Carly, Sisters aren't any fun........
 Its too bad they aren't twins 
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Mar 28 2003, 01:35 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (carly @ Mar 28 2003, 01:30 AM) I dunno, they kinda look like sisters in that pic grooossssYa just had ta do that, dintcha!  They not sisters. Granted they look similar, but trust me, they not related. Even the Russkies would draw the line there... I hope
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Mar 28 2003, 01:38 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
To put your horny lezzie-loving ways at ease...
That is not sisterly. I have never seen a girl hug a relative quite like that, with the legs and all...yeah... So no worries there... ...Weird, weird males... -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 28 2003, 01:41 AM
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Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Sarah - if ya had to get all sapphic wi another girly member of the zone, who would ya choose?
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Mar 28 2003, 01:44 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Egad, leo, that was disturbing and random.
Let's not go there. Or anywhere near there. In fact, let's burn that wretched place! -------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 28 2003, 01:44 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Hey Leo, what fellow male in the zone really trips your trigger, if you were to go "happy" on us?
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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Mar 28 2003, 01:46 AM
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Took this grammar! Group: Established Members Posts: 3,246 Joined: 23-March 03 From: Saskatoon Member No.: 165 Gender: Female |
Hee. I'll get my matches....kerosene....lighter fluid...lighter...blowtorch...What me? A pyro? Bah!
-------------------- Everytime the blue screen went out, Stan the weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
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Mar 28 2003, 01:47 AM
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Teeeeeter Tooootter... Group: New Members Posts: 2,012 Joined: 27-February 03 From: That Place By That Place Member No.: 65 |
Yes, fire, quickly! This spiralled greatly, from the TaTu chickies being rather attractive, to some homo-erotic strange world of evil questions!
-------------------- I wish I knew what you were looking for...under the Milky Way tonight.
* Good-bye, Dayan. May angels lead you in.* I reject your reality and substitute my own! I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is real. |
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