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DoRmAnt
post Mar 4 2004, 05:14 PM
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i'll go for one too...


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sizzlieswix
post Mar 4 2004, 05:16 PM
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i have a feeling mine will be too easy...but sign me up...if you so desire ...story me
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post Mar 4 2004, 07:52 PM
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A story? pour moi? fantastic!


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Jaq
post Mar 6 2004, 01:44 AM
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Took this grammar!
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QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Mar 4 2004, 10:49 AM)
*waves little hand* umm, can i have one too? please? i'll make you a pie unsure.gif

Storyteller: Once upon a time there was a person named Cap'n Jamoomoo
Lil Pie Fairy: Wait, I thought this was supposed to be about me...
S: And Cap'n Jamoomoo was the coolest person ever. Ever!!!
LPF: I offered you pie... you're supposed to be insulting me sad.gif
S: It was alright pie. Anyways. She was so cool that she actually managed to lower the temperature of the earth by some 3 degrees Celcius and effectively counteracted the forces of global warming.
LPF: When do I come in? Huh huh huh?
S: Cap'n Jamoomoo was the coolest person ever. Oh wait, I already said that. Anyways, what made her so cool was that she often smote but good sucky people-
LPF: Oh boy! That's me!
S: riiight...
LPF: biggrin.gif
S: Just like Lil Pie Fairy, but not her, because that would probably constitute some sort of veiled threat. But this person who was also named Lil Pie Fairy and had many of the same characteristics as Lil Pie Fairy also managed to suck just as much as Lil Pie Fairy the Original. In fact, she sucked so much that the Hoover corp actually hired her as a spokesmodel. That's how much she sucked.
LPF: So... she sucked?
S: And Cap'n Jamoomoo, after hearing of this Hoover spokesmodel decided to avenge non sucking people everywhere and smote Lil Pie Fairy but good. And she did. And there was much rejoicing.
LPF: That wasn't about me. That was about Cap'n Jamoomoo
S: Sure it was, you had a successful job and a supporting role. Now go get me a drink.


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EvilSpork
post Mar 6 2004, 02:02 AM
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I wouldn't mind one laugh.gif
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Daedalus
post Mar 6 2004, 01:40 PM
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Ooooh.... can I have an amusingly derogative story too?


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Jaq
post Mar 6 2004, 02:55 PM
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Took this grammar!
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QUOTE (DoRmAnt @ Mar 4 2004, 11:13 AM)
i'll go for one too...

storyteller: Once upon a time there was a person named DoRmAnt
DoRmAnt: Really? Did I know him?
S; No, but you were just like him and he sucked.
D: Oh.
S: So anyways, one day this dormant who wasn't you
D: Hey, that's not how to spell my name, you have to spell it with a capital D R and A
S: Does it look like I care?
D: Oh.
S: That wasn't a rhetorical question dear, does it look like I care?
D: No..
S: Right then, lets go on. This dormant, who wasn't you, but sucked just as much as you, was busily treading in other peoples flower gardens. There were perfectly good paths next to the gardens but he was just a little git like that and he wanted to tread in other peoples flower gardens.
D: This story is lame
S: Shh, I'm getting to the good part
D: Does he go on a cool adventure?
S: You'll see. So anyways, while he was doing this he got his leg scratched by an unknown bush. He didn't even notice this but five monthes later he got a horrible illness and six montes later after his organs had entirely liquified, his eyes had oozed out of his skull like warm jelly and his skin melted away like fruit roll ups sitting in the car too long on a hot summer day he died. It was horrible and painful and the worlds flower gardens were safe forever.
D: That sucks. That wasn't an adventure, he just got sick and died.
S: Well I enjoyed it. And really, that's all that matters. Now go get me a drink.


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Cath Sparrow
post Mar 6 2004, 06:52 PM
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Tank you for my story!
*pass drink to jaq*
You seem to be very thirsty!


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FurryMammal
post Mar 6 2004, 08:04 PM
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Please may you tell me a story? smile.gif


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the lil' pie...
post Mar 8 2004, 04:08 PM
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QUOTE (Jaq @ Mar 6 2004, 01:43 AM)
LPF: That wasn't about me. That was about Cap'n Jamoomoo
S: Sure it was, you had a successful job and a supporting role. Now go get me a drink.

*buys jaq copious amounts of her fave drinkable beverage*
i liked that, it was different biggrin.gif


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DoRmAnt
post Mar 8 2004, 05:21 PM
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hahhahahaha

thanks jaq (tenpoints)


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you know you want to own me...oh wait! you can't! HA! my master is The Tortured Soul
>>>>FOREVER IN MY HEART CLAY>>>>r.i.p. january 28, 1984 - april 8, 2004
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jicama
post Mar 12 2004, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Mar 6 2004, 08:03 PM)
Please may you tell me a story? smile.gif

hey jaq! get to work you lazy so and so!


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