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 Jul 24 2003, 07:33 PM
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That's 'Sir Guppy' to you  Group: New Members Posts: 6 Joined: 17-July 03 From: usa Member No.: 458  |
ok everone with a pet monkey tell me its name and send a pic hehe i want a petmoney but my momy say the toss pooo
 
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Jul 24 2003, 08:23 PM
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 ever-hopeful since 2003 Group: Moderators Posts: 6,037 Joined: 27-February 03 From: Midwest US Member No.: 54 Gender: Secret |
Moving this one from Daily Life...
brodie, word of caution: Please pay close attention that your topic matches the forum you're in. Silly questions are for the Daft forum. And with that, off it goes... |
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Jul 24 2003, 08:26 PM
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 word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
i dun have one...i want one tho...
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Jul 24 2003, 08:29 PM
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 I post more than I speak Group: Established Members Posts: 8,738 Joined: 10-March 03 Member No.: 116 |
id get one... but i think it would fight with the penguins in my freezer...
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Jul 24 2003, 08:32 PM
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 Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
i like monkeys but i wouldn't want one as a pet
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Jul 24 2003, 11:44 PM
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 I live again...... Group: New Members Posts: 562 Joined: 5-June 03 From: Canada Member No.: 358 |
as i said in my preivouse title. If i had a monkey i would name it bubbles lol
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Jul 24 2003, 11:48 PM
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word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Jul 24 2003, 01:29 PM) id get one... but i think it would fight with the penguins in my freezer... bubbles...lmao 
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Jul 25 2003, 04:02 AM
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 That's 'Sir Guppy' to you Group: New Members Posts: 7 Joined: 21-July 03 Member No.: 474 |
my aunt and uncle had a spider monkey when i was little...it threw its poop at ya...they got rid of it
i just realized this is my first post...what a thing to say first thing hahahahahahahaha go me |
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Jul 25 2003, 04:04 AM
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word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
welcome to the forum shexay
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Jul 25 2003, 04:06 AM
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That's 'Sir Guppy' to you Group: New Members Posts: 7 Joined: 21-July 03 Member No.: 474 |
ty kid!!
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Jul 25 2003, 04:09 AM
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Sex can wait...MASTURBATE Group: Established Members Posts: 1,982 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Chicago Member No.: 443 |
yes, Welcome
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Jul 25 2003, 04:15 AM
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word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
your welcome....
the addiction will start...we'll give you the forum for free till you get hooked...then you'll want more..you'll buy mata and even then you will want.... yes it is a sad outcome..but enjoy sanity while it lasts i say... Ahh!!!the squirelles are back!!! 
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Jul 25 2003, 02:39 PM
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 Pretty pizza boy Group: New Members Posts: 571 Joined: 20-July 03 From: In the middle of a crowded French restaraunt shouting "What do you mean you don't have wiener schnitzel?!" Member No.: 470 Gender: Male |
I have a pet monkey, but no digital camera. When I get my scanner hooked up, I'll send it on in.
--------------------  I have a hug toy. He's an attractive techie named Andrew. Clive Barker rocks!I'll prove it to you! Just don't click if you have a week stomach... Bess is watching me! Get 'er away! Get 'er away! |
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Jul 25 2003, 02:43 PM
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QUOTE (Monkey the Rabid Red Rabbit @ Jul 25 2003, 09:39 AM) I have a pet monkey, but no digital camera. When I get my scanner hooked up, I'll send it on in. No you don't. You've a pig, and a sister, but no pet monkey. |
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Jul 25 2003, 02:50 PM
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Pretty pizza boy Group: New Members Posts: 571 Joined: 20-July 03 From: In the middle of a crowded French restaraunt shouting "What do you mean you don't have wiener schnitzel?!" Member No.: 470 Gender: Male |
Yes, I have a pet monkey! What are you, stalking me? And I want the tip of my nose back!
-------------------- I have a hug toy. He's an attractive techie named Andrew. Clive Barker rocks!I'll prove it to you! Just don't click if you have a week stomach... Bess is watching me! Get 'er away! Get 'er away! |
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Jul 25 2003, 02:53 PM
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YOU DO NOT HAVE A PET MONKEY!!!
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Jul 25 2003, 03:33 PM
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Pretty pizza boy Group: New Members Posts: 571 Joined: 20-July 03 From: In the middle of a crowded French restaraunt shouting "What do you mean you don't have wiener schnitzel?!" Member No.: 470 Gender: Male |
Okay, fine, so she's not quite a pet. She's still a monkey who lives in my house.
-------------------- I have a hug toy. He's an attractive techie named Andrew. Clive Barker rocks!I'll prove it to you! Just don't click if you have a week stomach... Bess is watching me! Get 'er away! Get 'er away! |
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Jul 25 2003, 03:52 PM
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 Holey Great Mother of God ive been cloned!!! Group: Banned Posts: 1,874 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 178 |
in all seriouseness it epends on the type of monkey you get.. yes some fling there feces but if you get them from babys you can train them againts that.. most monkeys are loving if properly cared for and gievn lots of attention... if they are neglected they do also have a tendancy to bite. throwing things is a sighn of neglect, or its just simple childish behavior.. and like with children you have to teach the monkey that it is wrpng or bad. by making sure that ne thrown object or feces are kept outta of the cage or play area at all times. constant celaning is a must. they are like little 5 year olds.. they can not be neglected at all.. you need to have alot of free time on your hands....you cant be a fulltime student or the monkey will feel neglected. if you have a 9 to 5 job your monkey should have a friend in its room either another monkey or a small dog to keep it company... then as soon as you get home you should give it non-stop attention untill bed time. theres numerouse books on this stuff if your really considering getting a monkey.
-------------------- Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
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Jul 25 2003, 03:55 PM
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word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
woah..way to go beth..
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Jul 25 2003, 03:57 PM
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Pretty pizza boy Group: New Members Posts: 571 Joined: 20-July 03 From: In the middle of a crowded French restaraunt shouting "What do you mean you don't have wiener schnitzel?!" Member No.: 470 Gender: Male |
Woah, Beth, do you have a pet monkey?
-------------------- I have a hug toy. He's an attractive techie named Andrew. Clive Barker rocks!I'll prove it to you! Just don't click if you have a week stomach... Bess is watching me! Get 'er away! Get 'er away! |
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Jul 25 2003, 04:17 PM
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Holey Great Mother of God ive been cloned!!! Group: Banned Posts: 1,874 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 178 |
no but ive always wanted one.. i did research on them extensivly.. i found out everything there is to no about the care and such.. it is a really really hard an exspensive job.. you have to have alot of patience for it...... maybe when im older and out of college i may get one... it dependss...
-------------------- Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever... Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie* my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe |
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Jul 25 2003, 04:17 PM
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Holey Great Mother of God ive been cloned!!! Group: Banned Posts: 1,874 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 178 |
I like Monkeys The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I
thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectaclelost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. God damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, The odour wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys. -------------------- Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever... Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie* my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe |
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Jul 25 2003, 04:20 PM
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Holey Great Mother of God ive been cloned!!! Group: Banned Posts: 1,874 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 178 |
pictures of bites from :pet monkeys" to there owners
  and these are from small monkeys -------------------- Me and logic are e-engaged woot woot.. *mwuah* luv yah babe
No one will ever love cheese as much as i do.. always and forever... Commies my husband.... whuts it to yah huh? hehehe *hugglez commie* my boobs are named Aidan and Nadia.. wes owns them now, he also owns me we are engaged and i love him and sex him with all my heart and umm.... soul.. hehehe |
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Jul 25 2003, 06:07 PM
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That's 'Sir Guppy' to you Group: New Members Posts: 6 Joined: 17-July 03 From: usa Member No.: 458 |
hahaha that story was sweet i liked it
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Jul 25 2003, 10:05 PM
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ha ha! Nice story Nums!
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