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Hate Machina
post Mar 31 2003, 05:48 PM
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Don't you just hate new people?

Just a note to say hello and introduce myself.

Hello.

I'm here to hate.



That is all.


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gerbilfromhell
post Mar 31 2003, 06:09 PM
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you want to be hated? dammit, now i need to find someone else to hate biggrin.gif
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post Mar 31 2003, 06:36 PM
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ummm not me


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post Mar 31 2003, 07:27 PM
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i think i'll just hate everyone equally. that way i'm not prejudiced. WHEEEEEEEEEE I HATE YOU ALL biggrin.gif
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craziness
post Mar 31 2003, 08:20 PM
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this is not a hate forum. hello. i love you!!!!!!!!! wub.gif


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post Mar 31 2003, 08:58 PM
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An I'm too benevolent ta hate...

Welcome ta the forums person. Can I jus say "Machina" is me third fave Smashin Pumpkins album?


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post Mar 31 2003, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE (craziness @ Mar 31 2003, 08:20 PM)
this is not a hate forum. hello. i love you!!!!!!!!! wub.gif

he asked us to hate him. you're just making his life miserable.......... i think wacko.gif
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craziness
post Mar 31 2003, 11:07 PM
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well i love him/her anyways
heres a nice hug for my new friend Hate Machina!


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Hate Machina
post Mar 31 2003, 11:12 PM
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I don't care whether you sub-beings hate me or not, I am here to hate you.

Can you not read, nor grasp simple realities?

And I hate smashing pumpkins, their music is dumbfoundingly unoriginal and unmoving, and I hope that the one who died ( I care not for his label ) is now being forced to suck on crusty used tampons, soaked in virgin menstrual blood.

HATE HATE HATE


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gerbilfromhell
post Mar 31 2003, 11:13 PM
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remember to hate everyone equally tho, or else you're a racist laugh.gif
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Hate Machina
post Mar 31 2003, 11:17 PM
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No, I hate racists.

I hate other races.

I hate hating equally.


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post Mar 31 2003, 11:18 PM
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good........ i think biggrin.gif
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post Apr 1 2003, 01:34 AM
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This kid's not so bad-that's right, hate everyone. They all suck monkeys. I think I'm going to adopt you as my n00b-you are worthy. Do you accept?


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post Apr 1 2003, 01:44 AM
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but you cant do that yet....... you are still a noob!
just post like 30 more times k babe?


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Hate Machina
post Apr 1 2003, 02:02 AM
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KID?


ADOPT?


I balefully refuse your damned proposal, I would rather bathe in pig shit.

Aren't you glad I joined this forum?


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post Apr 1 2003, 03:18 AM
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yes, i love you


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post Apr 1 2003, 03:54 AM
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Pig poo-what an interesting concept. Well, you better prepare yourself for a bath cause as soon as I am "old" enough I'm coming after you buddy. You will be adopted and loved and like it dammit. Nuff said.


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Hinsley-the first bi-straight marriage and first forum divorce.
Forum affiliation positions: Governor of the Ejits, Grand Princess of ISH, official Elf-Wizard of the Snuffleburger Death Cult, Queen over all Misfit Dolls
I am death grip barbie-BEWARE. My animal spirit is a mermaid.
I have been entrusted to take care of Jennifer the vodka imp, although I wasn't aware of it until just now...I was beginning to wonder why she was following me...
I am Leopold's minion, so bugger off! I mean...quack? Sir Psycho Sexy is my minion and Wolfbane is my anti-minion.
Crissi, Crazi, and LDP are my e-sisters! iamtootiredyyyy is my little e-brother! Missy is my e-twin. We were seperated at birth. (whispers) She's the evil one. And Raven343 is my witchy god-mother! (chokes on not-so-faerie-dust)
user posted imageuser posted image user posted image <--(Look that's me!) Free Psyduck!! Quuuuuaaaaccckkkk!!!
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gerbilfromhell
post Apr 1 2003, 07:09 PM
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actually, you've gotta post 70 more times. crazi was lying tongue.gif
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post Apr 1 2003, 07:30 PM
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QUOTE (Hate Machina @ Mar 31 2003, 11:12 PM)
I don't care whether you sub-beings hate me or not, I am here to hate you.

Can you not read, nor grasp simple realities?

And I hate smashing pumpkins, their music is dumbfoundingly unoriginal and unmoving, and I hope that the one who died ( I care not for his label ) is now being forced to suck on crusty used tampons, soaked in virgin menstrual blood.

HATE HATE HATE

Me??? A sub bein??????

Ya know not who ya talkin to pal! Ya better watch it or ya might find yaself on the business end of a smitin stick, my lad!! mad.gif

Sub bein... cah... never have I been so insulted! Not even by Gerbil...

BTW, I get yer message, ya muppet!


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craziness
post Apr 1 2003, 09:45 PM
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Industrial Kybosh Posted: Mar 11 2003, 07:41 AM

It is quite plain to see that this site is on the up and up - over 30 people have joined in the week since I did! This number will probably keep growing at an even greater rate as word-of-mouth introduces more people to Matazone, and so to the forums.

This, of course, means that there will be an influx of people with no idea what is going on, who anyone is, and what to do. Granted, there are pinned notices to help folks out, but admit it, how often do you read the instructions when you've just got something new?

It is in this spirit that I propose an idea: Adoption!

It's simple - newbies use this thread to put themselves up for adoption by an established user (Advanced Member or higher preferably), who will then show them the ropes and answer any questions (such as 'Why won't my avatar work?', 'how do I write things in red?' or 'Does that gerbilfromhell fellow ever calm down?') via PMs.

If you like the idea, why not make your name known as being available to the Adopt A Noob scheme?

And just to make things more fun, why not put the name of you newbie (or your adopter if you are a newbie) in your signature?

If this works, the forums will be an even more pleasant place for everyone, and we may even convince some of those quiet noobs to come out of their shells...

BTW, one noob each would be ideal. This isn't Pokemon, and you don't have to catch 'em all...



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post Apr 1 2003, 09:54 PM
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Ooooooh hate, eh? Are you a relation to Catball ?

He has no feet, and he hates everything.


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PM me about doing portraits of your booze fairies! Include details of how they look, colors, and other important things I should know.
Leopold chose to adopt me as his n00b 'cause he's just that cool.
I have claimed Gerbilfromhell as my Anti-minion just because I can whether he wants it or not, dammit!
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gerbilfromhell
post Apr 13 2003, 09:08 PM
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QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 1 2003, 10:45 PM)
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Industrial Kybosh Posted: Mar 11 2003, 07:41 AM

It is quite plain to see that this site is on the up and up - over 30 people have joined in the week since I did! This number will probably keep growing at an even greater rate as word-of-mouth introduces more people to Matazone, and so to the forums.

This, of course, means that there will be an influx of people with no idea what is going on, who anyone is, and what to do. Granted, there are pinned notices to help folks out, but admit it, how often do you read the instructions when you've just got something new?

It is in this spirit that I propose an idea: Adoption!

It's simple - newbies use this thread to put themselves up for adoption by an established user (Advanced Member or higher preferably), who will then show them the ropes and answer any questions (such as 'Why won't my avatar work?', 'how do I write things in red?' or 'Does that gerbilfromhell fellow ever calm down?') via PMs.

If you like the idea, why not make your name known as being available to the Adopt A Noob scheme?

And just to make things more fun, why not put the name of you newbie (or your adopter if you are a newbie) in your signature?

If this works, the forums will be an even more pleasant place for everyone, and we may even convince some of those quiet noobs to come out of their shells...

BTW, one noob each would be ideal. This isn't Pokemon, and you don't have to catch 'em all...



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yeah but now the rule've unnoficially changed. you don't adopt anyone unless you've got 100 posts. you jus can't for some previously unposted reason tongue.gif
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craziness
post Apr 13 2003, 09:52 PM
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sorry gerbil, you just WANT it to change because you were wrong. why cant you ever admit it when you wrong?


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gerbilfromhell
post Apr 14 2003, 12:25 AM
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name 1 person with a noob and less than 100 posts tongue.gif
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craziness
post Apr 14 2003, 01:13 AM
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just because i cannot name anyone with between 50-100 posts with a noob doesnt mean that it isnt allowed. can you name someone with purple, yellow, green, and blue hair? i didnt think so. but that doesnt make it not allowed.


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