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post Apr 2 2003, 04:32 AM
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I have a pet
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I have a pet
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I have one pet. A neon tetra in a bowl of muddy water. Oh, actually I have about 7 pets. The fish and 6 snails in the fish bowl. The fish's name is Blinky. The snails are Blinky's minions. They make happy snail love waaay too often and I am forced to scrape the products of their love off the sides of the bowl before they hatch into baby snails.


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post Apr 2 2003, 04:34 AM
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i have a collie (mixed with something that sounds like labrador... or something...), i used to have a siamese(sp?) cat, but my redneck neighbor hit it with a shovel and killed it...(the bastard....) and i have 9 cockatiels... and a parakeet...


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post Apr 2 2003, 05:23 AM
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Cheese, I hope your neighbor gets whacked in the head by Bast and good old fashioned karma. There is no reason to hurt pets, ever.

I live in an apartment that doesn't allow fur friends, and the Sweetie isn't too keen on small tank or cage held critters, so no pets yet *pout*.

My favorite kitty is Gummitch, though, named for a fictional cat that was a philosopher and an artist. His mum had him and 5 other kittens in the basement of a house I lived in 4 years ago, only she was too young to have them and they were all too small and weak to stay healthy, so a couple died. Kitty mum brought 3 kittens up to our porch and yowled for half an hour until I came outside, and she didn't stop or leave until I took her remaining babies inside (this being strange because she was feral and generally bolted at the sight of me or my ex). Two of them died, and Gummitch (the runt, no less) somehow managed to hang on to life and I nursed him with a doll's bottle. He was/is my fuzzbaby, and currently lives at my ex brother-in-law's house, where he is spoiled rotten to this day.

I think I prefer kitties to pups, but pups are fun if you want a good game of tug-o-war.


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post Apr 2 2003, 05:53 AM
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I have a kitty. I miss my kitty. I can't have her here at boarding school.
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post Apr 2 2003, 01:26 PM
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I have a doggie, but the poor baby has bad allergies, so he's pretty much hairless and smells...now THAT'S love...LOL


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post Apr 2 2003, 01:37 PM
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QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 2 2003, 04:32 AM)
I have a pet
How about You?
I have a pet
Do you have one too?


I have one pet. A neon tetra in a bowl of muddy water. Oh, actually I have about 7 pets. The fish and 6 snails in the fish bowl. The fish's name is Blinky. The snails are Blinky's minions. They make happy snail love waaay too often and I am forced to scrape the products of their love off the sides of the bowl before they hatch into baby snails.

this shoulda been in the worst things uve eva done thread...

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.....


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post Apr 2 2003, 05:07 PM
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Ah you like me. You really like me!

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post Apr 2 2003, 05:57 PM
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i have 2 dogs
one is stupid and i had a dream that i killed him, but he is a purebread golden retriever and he is practicly white and he is beautiful even though hes a total bum (even more than me)
the other is a mutt who thinks she is a person and she is very neurotic. she looks like cleopatra and is extremely dominant and jealous. my dogs make me laugh.


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