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 Aug 16 2003, 02:18 AM
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 samazon  Group: Established Members Posts: 900 Joined: 7-April 03 From: Mississippi Member No.: 234 Gender: Female  |
Okay, I was talking with some male friends about sex stuff, and one said (and I quote)
"Well, ***** doesn't give blowjobs, she says all it does is leave her with a bad taste in her mouth and a runny nose." Why do people get runny noses when they give blowjobs??? -------------------- I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Ginsberg
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Aug 16 2003, 01:27 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
Awwwww, thanks
 I still do sometimes, but a mix o work an study an late nights isn't good fer the libido. An neither is a bad back... me is still a tad sore from the last attempt 
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Hyperion An Honest Question Aug 16 2003, 02:18 AM
Tarantio i... wouldnt.... know....
russia MUST have been f... Aug 16 2003, 02:25 AM Hyperion NO! It wasn't me!!
*blushage extr... Aug 16 2003, 02:28 AM IrishGuy Maybe cuz she has a mouth full and she has to brea... Aug 16 2003, 02:41 AM Tarantio i didnt say it was hyp. i wasnt implying anything.... Aug 16 2003, 02:41 AM VVes yes, you would breath thru your nose alot ....obvi... Aug 16 2003, 03:47 AM Hyperion o.o;
^^;; Thank you! *blushes furiously* Aug 16 2003, 03:54 AM IrishGuy So you're taking their advice. Naughty Hyperio... Aug 16 2003, 04:32 AM cheese is funny mmmm... bad girl... bad... <drool> Aug 16 2003, 04:35 AM LoLo If the juice squirts in the right place it can go ... Aug 16 2003, 04:37 AM IrishGuy LOLO! I am shocked and appalled!!... Aug 16 2003, 04:51 AM Hyperion Ohh man. I SO just pissed my pants.
ROFL! Aug 16 2003, 06:05 AM Edward_lover1200 QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 15 2003, 10:37 PM)If the ju... Aug 16 2003, 06:43 AM Edward_lover1200 QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Aug 15 2003, 10:35 P... Aug 16 2003, 06:45 AM candice Seeing as how I haven't ever gotten a runny no... Aug 16 2003, 07:57 AM Edward_lover1200 QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 01:57 AM)Seeing... Aug 16 2003, 07:59 AM leopold QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM)What d... Aug 16 2003, 01:18 PM Edward_lover1200 QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 07:18 AM)QUOTE ... Aug 16 2003, 01:22 PM leopold Mebbe it's a US thing then... over here gettin... Aug 16 2003, 01:23 PM Edward_lover1200 awww poor leo's not getting any... poor guy *... Aug 16 2003, 01:25 PM Sun Tsu QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 08:57 AM).....
... Aug 16 2003, 01:29 PM IrishGuy QUOTE (candice @ Aug 16 2003, 03:57 AM)Seeing... Aug 16 2003, 05:10 PM Debaser QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 02:23 PM)Mebbe ... Aug 16 2003, 05:27 PM CommieBastard QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 05:37 AM)If the ju... Aug 16 2003, 06:32 PM NummyNums i get a runny nose when im hott.. maybe the actvit... Aug 16 2003, 06:34 PM CommieBastard QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 16 2003, 02:23 PM)Mebbe ... Aug 16 2003, 06:36 PM chester ok, i wouldnt know, but heres my idea;
maybe the ... Aug 16 2003, 11:41 PM reaper QUOTE maybe the guy had a cold*laughs my head off*... Aug 16 2003, 11:53 PM LoLo Seriously. Think about it. You have to breath. ... Aug 17 2003, 01:40 AM TigerLily013 QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 16 2003, 09:40 PM)Seriously... Aug 17 2003, 01:54 AM LoLo QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ Aug 16 2003, 06:54 PM)Q... Aug 17 2003, 02:11 AM Prince Aries For the record, a small grunt does NOT count as a ... Aug 17 2003, 03:15 AM TigerLily013 QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Aug 16 2003, 11:15 PM)F... Aug 17 2003, 04:42 AM kidvicious2punk lol....
i have no idea....
lol candice......
e... Aug 17 2003, 05:03 AM MoonlightSavingsTime I might be alone in this, but giving blowjobs seem... Aug 22 2003, 05:19 AM Weary Traveler That was a very large amount to imformation yes...... Aug 22 2003, 05:25 AM DarkenedSilence If I remember correctly whenever my ex "took ... Aug 22 2003, 07:18 AM DarkenedSilence BTW New sig, c'mon you know you love it! Aug 22 2003, 07:19 AM WeeJ i'm really surprised at this thread...I've... Aug 22 2003, 11:54 AM Pixiegoth I'm with you WeeJ. I've never had a runny... Aug 22 2003, 12:26 PM WeeJ Well, i'm not gonna tell you in this thread wh... Aug 22 2003, 12:54 PM Pixiegoth QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 22 2003, 01:54 PM)Well, i... Aug 22 2003, 12:59 PM WeeJ But I'm WeeJ! I'm cute.....sweet...sma... Aug 22 2003, 01:13 PM
Pixiegoth QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 22 2003, 02:13 PM)But I... Aug 22 2003, 01:32 PM |
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