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FurryMammal
post Aug 25 2003, 09:25 PM
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ok hello. i thought i would impress everyone with good grammar in the title, but i think thats the most you will get out of me.

who are you all? i like the cartoons, they make my ears tickle.

someone respond and tell me things, il be your friend biggrin.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:34 PM
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How do, furry! I'm leo, if ya hadn't already worked that out from me nickname over yon...

Welcome to Matazone, the oddest place in the Interweb... But we're a lovely bunch an you'll prolly make loads o friends really quickly smile.gif

If ya get stuck, jus PM any one of us. Or ask someone nice if they'll adopt ya - it's a little n00b-friendly scheme we got goin here to help people settle in an get used to stuff.

Look forward to seein ya post more smile.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:37 PM
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Yay! Another Noobie to scare we like scaring Noobies round here if you sick around in our Lunatic Asylem you get to do it to! So!!!!!!

Velcome to our hubble abode! If cartoons tickle your ears you'll fit in just fine cause we have biters, nibblers, hugger & some who are all of the above. If you need any help just poke some one with a PM & someone will be along soon to adoped you because

"Noobs are this seasons fashion accessorie!"-The Fashion Designer of ISH (that's me! biggrin.gif )


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:39 PM
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ohh ok, i will look for someone to adopt me.

i am a small furry animal, who wouldnt adopt me biggrin.gif

is there a pound i turn myself into, or do i just hang around until someone gives me a home...

anyway, thanks leo.

when i take over the world, i will remember you talked to me first.


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:43 PM
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Just hang round and use puppy dog eye's & some one will notice you soon! tongue.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:44 PM
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hello also cath, how are you?

could i lie and say im not a newbie? i may have fake ID abouts my person...

i once went in an asylum, the white coats said i was de-men-ted biggrin.gif i think i may fit right inside here.

and what were all those funny words you uttered? ticklers hugglers jugglers?? hmm..

but i will remember you talked to me second, when my time is nigh.


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:53 PM
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I'm fine. I think we scared off the men in white coats a very long time ago we just stay caue we like it lot of bouncy walls. We only bite when asked. laugh.gif I'm afraid on noob lieing question I dont think it'll work have you not noticed the big neon sign above your head? tongue.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:53 PM
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Hlisten to them. Chiltren off zer night. Vot mhusick zey make.

Hello. I'm CommieBastard. Call me that. Or Commie. Or Commie-kins, if you really fell you must.


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 25 2003, 10:53 PM)
Hlisten to them. Chiltren off zer night. Vot mhusick zey make.

Hello. I'm CommieBastard. Call me that. Or Commie. Or Commie-kins, if you really fell you must.

Can I call you Commie-kins then?


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post Aug 25 2003, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 25 2003, 10:53 PM)
Hlisten to them. Chiltren off zer night. Vot mhusick zey make.

Hello. I'm CommieBastard. Call me that. Or Commie. Or Commie-kins, if you really fell you must.

ohh a communist. and a b*astard (am i allowed to swear? this place does have mature written on it...)

but anyway, i am a communist. and a bastard. really, i am legally both.

but im not furry (too much blink.gif ) and im mammal, (except alternate thursdays)... so yeah.

just trying to make friends biggrin.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:00 PM
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yes yes, welcome, i'm Sir....well you can see for yourself, call me, SPS, most people do, Sir and Sexy are also acceptable, psycho.... not so much


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:05 PM
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ohh ok SPS

thankee everyone.

now, which members are cannibals, and where do i go to recite fight club and shakespeare at people? daft? ...excellent...


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:08 PM
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QUOTE (Cath @ Aug 25 2003, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 25 2003, 10:53 PM)
Hlisten to them. Chiltren off zer night. Vot mhusick zey make.

Hello. I'm CommieBastard. Call me that. Or Commie. Or Commie-kins, if you really fell you must.

Can I call you Commie-kins then?

Please do.

And Furry, as far as swearing goes, bastard is acceptable, as is bitch and their ilk, but go any stronger and the Mods of Doom will blast you from on high.


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:09 PM
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QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Aug 25 2003, 11:05 PM)
where do i go to recite fight club and shakespeare at people?

Thou shalt not talk about Fight Club!


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:11 PM
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ohh ok, bastard and bitch it is then.

what about plop? thats a funny word.

and please, my friends call me Finn. only furry on occasions. strange, unmentionable occasions.


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 25 2003, 11:09 PM)
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where do i go to recite fight club and shakespeare at people?

Thou shalt not talk about Fight Club!

first rule of Hamlet is... you DO NOT TALK ABOUT HAMLET!


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Aug 25 2003, 10:39 PM)
anyway, thanks leo.

when i take over the world, i will remember you talked to me first.

Excellent! biggrin.gif

But I got dibs on the cream cakes, okay?


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:16 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 25 2003, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Aug 25 2003, 10:39 PM)
anyway, thanks leo.

when i take over the world, i will remember you talked to me first.

Excellent! biggrin.gif

But I got dibs on the cream cakes, okay?

only when I'm done with them, they are pretty vital to the The Plan.


oh no... i've said too much...


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:24 PM
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GAH!!! sad.gif

Well, can ya at least save me a few lemon buns?


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:28 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Aug 25 2003, 11:24 PM)
GAH!!! sad.gif

Well, can ya at least save me a few lemon buns?

Ok, i suppose i can spare them from the French front. biggrin.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:42 PM
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Can ya not spare them from anywhere else? I want the French front to succeed, if only cos I'll get a few days off from the French company that has enslaved me to work for them...


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:46 PM
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well, i might be able to move some lemon buns from china, but that would require me relocating my parachuting doughnuts... but it might just work...

but dont worry, the french front will succeed at all costs, we need the bakeries biggrin.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:48 PM
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jeez...am I late or what? blink.gif blink.gif Hi! *randomly hugs finn* *yells* randomness!!!! ...........ok...I'm done now... yeah... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Aug 25 2003, 11:46 PM)
well, i might be able to move some lemon buns from china, but that would require me relocating my parachuting doughnuts... but it might just work...

but dont worry, the french front will succeed at all costs, we need the bakeries biggrin.gif

Top banana!

w00t! Lemon buns!!! YAAAAAYYY!!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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post Aug 25 2003, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE (werewolf3361 @ Aug 25 2003, 11:48 PM)
jeez...am I late or what? blink.gif  blink.gif  Hi! *randomly hugs finn* *yells* randomness!!!! ...........ok...I'm done now... yeah... laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

ohh a werewolf, this takes me back to the summer of '99 *randomly hugz he/she/it back*

what do i call you? its nice you noticed my name biggrin.gif

and we all like randomness, but you werent late (by much)


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