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Audrey
post Aug 29 2003, 06:29 AM
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:Waltzes into forum:

Hi. I'm Audrey. smile.gif Now that you have all stopped applauding, I suppose I should say a little bit about myself. Well, I'm friends with Candice and have been since we were freshmen in high school (this is, in fact, her computer that I am using to type this). She introduced me to Mata's animations a couple of weeks ago when I came over here to check my e-mail, and now I'm hooked. I also was quite amused by reading over her shoulder as she posted on this place, so I decided to join up.

Sadly, I won't be able to be around much, as I have no computer of my own. But from time to time I do pester Candice so I can e-mail my cousins and eat her food, so I'll be around at least a little bit. Sometimes I use the computers at the library, but I don't think I'd want people looking over my shoulder there and seeing the phrase "suitable for mature readers." They'd think I was dirty.

Candice has told me about the adoption system, and I even read a little bit about it on my own. I don't think I'll be needing someone to adopt me. I already know how to write in color and get an avatar, but if you want a trophy newbie then I suppose I could oblige if you're really desperate.

Well, it appears I've run out of things to say, so buh bye. smile.gif

:Tries to make a graceful exit, but trips and falls flat on her face, failing miserably:
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post Aug 29 2003, 06:42 AM
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*giggles* welcome audrey. I am Magik! well, Queen Magikeyes to those in my Sex army... *giggles* which candice happenes to be in *waves to candice* well, anyways, if you need any help, feel free to ask. have fun posting on the forums and rember to rock on...*waves and exits gracefully* laugh.gif


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Audrey
post Aug 29 2003, 06:50 AM
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Why thank you, Magik! Candice waves back, by the way.

And I have heard about your sex army. We went to visit some friends today and she kept saying something about needing to pick up "man bitches." Then when we got here, she posted a few things before finally letting me on, and one of them was declaring herself a pimp of "man bitches" in your sex army.

So this is the place that has been keeping Candice so busy on the computer. I have to say, if I had a computer of my own, I'd probably become addicted too. tongue.gif

Ow, she just punched me! Violent little pimp.

Oh, and nice exit there, Magik! I should learn from you. But I probably won't. laugh.gif
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Audrey
post Aug 29 2003, 07:06 AM
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I'm going to go ahead and thank any other people who welcome me, since it is now midnight here, and I have to be getting home. Plus I probably won't be back for at least a week. Work interferes with my fun far too much.
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post Aug 29 2003, 07:07 AM
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Hi there Audrey! Welcome to the forums smile.gif

Yep, havin a puter an knowin about this place is a dangerously addictive combination... as ya can see from my astronomical post count, I've been addicted fer a long time... I think I'm beyond hope... *shrugs*

An I've not joined the sex army, cos I'm too old an too married fer such shenanigans laugh.gif


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Audrey
post Aug 29 2003, 07:14 AM
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Hi Leopold, and thank you! smile.gif I'll stick around just long enough to post this, then I'm going home. Really, I mean it.

I'm going any minute now. Watch, here I go!

This is only my fourth post, and already I can't pull myself away. This could be bad.
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post Aug 29 2003, 07:53 AM
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QUOTE (Audrey @ Aug 28 2003, 11:50 PM)
Why thank you, Magik! Candice waves back, by the way.

And I have heard about your sex army. We went to visit some friends today and she kept saying something about needing to pick up "man bitches." Then when we got here, she posted a few things before finally letting me on, and one of them was declaring herself a pimp of "man bitches" in your sex army.

So this is the place that has been keeping Candice so busy on the computer. I have to say, if I had a computer of my own, I'd probably become addicted too. tongue.gif

Ow, she just punched me! Violent little pimp.

Oh, and nice exit there, Magik! I should learn from you. But I probably won't. laugh.gif

yay! people have heard of my sex army! yay! *dances* we try and keep Candice busy, its a fav pass time of ours *giggles* im hooked and i think evryone else is too, soon you shall be too.... *curtsises* thank you for the compliment on the exit Audrey, i had to learn to be graceful so i could be a queen *giggles* it was hard due to the fact that i am not the gurliest gurl in the world *smiles**curtsies* i must be going, it is early and i am tired... *giggles* it was very nice meeting you Audrey, have fun on the forums *exits gracfully*


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post Aug 29 2003, 12:03 PM
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Hey Audrey!! welcome...Kick ass name...and any friend of Candice's is a friend of mine biggrin.gif sooo feel free to PM me any time you need help...But being a friend of Candices I doubt you need help laugh.gif LOL


any way..

WELCOME!!!! Have fun!! and join the two ruling armys...mine and krys's laugh.gif lol


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post Aug 29 2003, 01:55 PM
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Lo Audrey, welcome, pull up a chair, help yourself to the pink pills. They stop you from screaming. Borrow my jacket, I have a spare in black.


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post Aug 29 2003, 02:23 PM
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Hello any friend of Candice's....................well is a friend of Candice laugh.gif Don't drink the turkey broth and fear the evil headband!


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post Aug 29 2003, 02:49 PM
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post Aug 29 2003, 03:27 PM
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OK, firstly we aren't all as mad as some who post (no names please)! I am perfectly sane......well.....only when I remember to take my medication! smile.gif

Welcome! Super cool forum and highly addictive. It should come with a warning.

WARNING! Excessive use of the Matazone forum could result in square eyes, sore fingers and sarcasm overload! laugh.gif


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post Aug 29 2003, 11:44 PM
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Welcome, enjoy, get addicted it's fun and dont belive anyone round here who says the sane cause if there telling truth the whole concept might melt your brains!!!!! tongue.gif


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post Aug 30 2003, 12:12 AM
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ooooh, it's a Me! I haven't seen one of those in a while. Is it the new and improved Me 24gx with the super-hyped-up personality mode and the fun chip??


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post Aug 30 2003, 06:29 PM
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I can't believe I actually invited someone from IRL to come here...lol

Now my real life and my forum life will mix...scary thought. tongue.gif What if she starts telling embarrassing stories about me? Or what if you guys do? ph34r.gif

I'm just kidding. I'm glad she decided to join! happy.gif Welcome, Aud. tongue.gif


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