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Righteous
post Sep 1 2003, 06:36 PM
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I have determined that SpongeBob SquarePants is all about drugs. If you can't see it (it's so obvious), here's some evidence.

SpongeBob SquarePants is on meth amphenemines. It's blatan. He's always really, really happy, energetic and, occasionally, paranoid. If he ever is in a bad mood, it's the result of a major crash. He never just gets mellow then sad. He goes from really happy to really sad or really angry. There's no middle ground.

Patrick Star is a stoner. He laughs at stupid things and eatsall the time. He's also really stupid. The THC is probably permanently in his system from his smoking so much. He must go through like a pound of weed a week.

Squidward Tenticle is on heroin. He's always down and he yells at SpongeBob for being hyped up and energetic. Also, with all of his arms, he'd have no problem shooting up.

Mr. Krab is on coke. He's really upity and notice how he's always concerned about money. Coke is expensive. He has to manage his finances carefully if he wants to sustain his habit. He's also their dealer. Notice how there are few people in The Krusty Krab. How does Mr. Krab keep his business afloat? The Krust Krab is just a front and a little extra money for Mr. Krab to cover is drug operation.

Sandy Cheeks is just an alcoholic. She ruins every episonde she's in 'cause she's always drinking. I wouldn't be suprised if she curls up with a bottle of Jack every now and again.


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post Jun 22 2009, 08:55 AM
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Oh, completely. I mean, Spongebob is just SOOOOOOOO 2003. Who actually watches it these days? (Apart from MaGGoT, obviously)

Modly note to MaGGoT: Curb the swearing and cut out the gay references. What you wrote there sounds a bit homophobic, and we don't do that here.


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- Righteous   The Spongebob Squarepants Drug Theory   Sep 1 2003, 06:36 PM
- - leopold   QUOTE (Righteous @ Sep 1 2003, 07:36 PM)How d...   Sep 1 2003, 06:42 PM
- - Debaser   someone's spent too much timed watching cartoo...   Sep 1 2003, 06:44 PM
- - Righteous   Actually, I was sober when I came up with this, ho...   Sep 1 2003, 06:46 PM
- - Monkey the Rabid Red Rabbit   This is most interesting... It's off to the Pa...   Sep 1 2003, 06:46 PM
- - Righteous   Drugs and SpongePorn. I also think the jellyfish j...   Sep 1 2003, 06:50 PM
- - kidvicious2punk   thats gross!!   Sep 1 2003, 08:41 PM
- - Righteous   Back to the whole jellyfish jelly thing. Notice ho...   Sep 2 2003, 01:54 AM
- - MaGGoT   I agree on the whole spongebob drug thing, the bac...   Jun 19 2009, 05:32 PM
- - Yannick   Woah, talk about old thread. I miss Ri. My frie...   Jun 19 2009, 07:03 PM
- - Cath   This is definatly what you'd call a necro post...   Jun 20 2009, 11:33 AM
- - leopold   Oh, completely. I mean, Spongebob is just SOOOOOO...   Jun 22 2009, 08:55 AM
- - Aislinn Faye   ....people with kids watch it. My daughter loves ...   Jun 24 2009, 05:15 AM
|- - leopold   QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 24 2009, 06:15 ...   Jun 26 2009, 08:35 AM
- - Yannick   Lmfao. Spongebob just got a lot cooler.. Oh, als...   Jun 24 2009, 05:39 AM
- - Daria   Hahahahaha. If they were all on acid, they would g...   Jun 24 2009, 10:00 AM
- - Mata   QUOTE Hahahahaha. If they were all on acid, they w...   Jun 24 2009, 12:39 PM
- - Yannick   I dunno, I really don't remember there being t...   Jun 24 2009, 04:26 PM
|- - Mata   QUOTE (Yannick @ Jun 24 2009, 05:26 PM) c...   Jun 25 2009, 12:44 PM
- - Daria   I see. I forgot to mention about SpongeBob- Steph...   Jun 24 2009, 07:43 PM
- - funked)out_frog   QUOTE (Daria @ Jun 24 2009, 08:43 PM) Ste...   Jun 24 2009, 08:15 PM


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