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Safety Sizzors
post Sep 1 2003, 08:07 PM
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Get yer n00b here!

Special offer, once in a lift time deal.

We have today a prime specimen of n00byness up for grabs. ph34r.gif
Limited edition, we'll even throw in free angst, humor, insanity and wisdom for no extra cost.

Take him for a test drive an see how he handles. Full refund unsure.gif if not completely happy!
Hailing from the depths of Friendly_Fire_v2, home of Ugabuga an Juiceisgood.

Well skilled the various arts to keep all takers happy for many years, Many talents.

Even why not try before you buy then, cant say fairer than that.
Just return him to the show room in the same condition he was when you got him!


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post Sep 1 2003, 08:15 PM
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Hiya, and welcome to the forums. happy.gif

Do you come with air conditioning and a CD player? tongue.gif


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magikeyes14
post Sep 1 2003, 08:17 PM
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*giggles* good enterance.... how many miles you got on you? *giggles* cani take you for a test drive!?!>?! i promise i wont be to hard on you *giggles* but then again i did scare my last n00b away that way *looks around suspiciously**giggles* Hey and welcome to the forums, have fun, rock on and dont get in to much trouble.. if you need any help feel free to help *giggles* im always around to help a helpless n00b! laugh.gif
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post Sep 1 2003, 08:56 PM
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Welcome to the forums. I like my McDonalds fries with bbq sauce.


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leopold
post Sep 1 2003, 10:09 PM
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Oooh, me too! I think it's nicer than the ketchup, frankly!

Sizz, welcome to the forums! Sorry, I only take n00bs if they come wi sarcasm as standard...


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Rattgirl
post Sep 1 2003, 11:09 PM
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Hmmmm....insanity, huh? Are you upgradeable? Do I get 2500 free any-n00b minutes or is it a post-to-post package?

*flips through the latest issue of Collector's Guide to n00bs*

hey Lo, you should try mixing mayo with the bbq sauce...tastes like mesquite bbq and it's Mmm Mmm Good!

Oh yeah!!!! Do you taste good with ranch dressing? 'Cuz if you do I'll take ya!!
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Safety Sizzors
post Sep 2 2003, 06:05 PM
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Air conditioning, Cd & MP3 player, Convetable hardtop and very low mileage. wink.gif
Suped-up engine, bucket seat, denim upholstry, full service history too.

Free trade in @ the end-of-year but with this model they'll be no need for an upgrade.
He'll completely satisfy for life.
On a peer2peer package anytime.

Throw on some spices, a little onion, fry lightly for a couple of minutes and serve.
Tasty-ess meal ever guaranteed. tongue.gif

Prefers BK rather than McD's, better burgers and chips. smile.gif


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post Sep 2 2003, 08:32 PM
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Welcome smile.gif


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post Sep 2 2003, 08:53 PM
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Hey Sizzy, I'll take ya! I'm not picky!
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post Sep 2 2003, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE (Safety Sizzors @ Sep 2 2003, 07:05 PM)
Prefers BK rather than McD's, better burgers and chips. smile.gif

Yeah, you'll do fer me, kid wink.gif


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post Sep 2 2003, 10:36 PM
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NO! Get your own, he's mine!
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post Sep 2 2003, 10:36 PM
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Oh hi


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post Sep 2 2003, 10:45 PM
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*shakes head* u both are wrong, i want him! *giggles* i could use a nice new cd player and a sweet n00b to go along with it.. so Safety, u want Logic? Leo? or Me? *flutters eyelashes* i promsie to take care of you, and i'll get u BK when ever you want *giggles**flirts* happy.gif happy.gif happy.gif happy.gif happy.gif happy.gif wub.gif


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post Sep 2 2003, 10:59 PM
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Do you really want a mother who tries to "flirt" with you? Or do you want a good role model like myself (...or Leo, I begrudgingly admit...)?
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post Sep 3 2003, 12:05 AM
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*glares* i was just kidding... ok so whatever, i dont care...*sighs8 im to depressed to care about anything anymore *stares at lighter and knife* hmmmmm.....


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Safety Sizzors
post Sep 3 2003, 05:53 PM
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Oh mercy! Im spoiled for choice for sponsers.
Well looks like i might be the one looking for offers, finding out whos the most qualified, tasty an kind. So that when this n00b fouls up he wont get locked in a cuboard with no food or water. sad.gif
Maybe just skelped a bit! wink.gif

Not really used to being fought over, makes a nice change. Normally it just people fighting against me, but thats just the training i do for sport.

Well whos willing to keep me in toe in here cause they'll get a huge discount in price if they do. tongue.gif


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post Sep 3 2003, 08:17 PM
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QUOTE (magikeyes14 @ Sep 3 2003, 01:05 AM)
*glares* i was just kidding... ok so whatever, i dont care...*sighs8 im to depressed to care about anything anymore *stares at lighter and knife* hmmmmm.....

*huggles*


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post Sep 3 2003, 09:17 PM
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QUOTE (Safety Sizzors @ Sep 3 2003, 12:53 PM)
Oh mercy! Im spoiled for choice for sponsers.
Well looks like i might be the one looking for offers, finding out whos the most qualified, tasty an kind. So that when this n00b fouls up he wont get locked in a cuboard with no food or water. sad.gif
Maybe just skelped a bit! wink.gif

Not really used to being fought over, makes a nice change. Normally it just people fighting against me, but thats just the training i do for sport.

Well whos willing to keep me in toe in here cause they'll get a huge discount in price if they do. tongue.gif

Ooh, ooh, me! Choose me! Is that a chocobo?
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magikeyes14
post Sep 3 2003, 10:07 PM
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its your choice.. but if you were my n00b i would take car of you, clean you, feed you, play with you and help you out. imma good mom, i think, as wolife she'll tell you the truth.. so yah, ima kewl mom... yup yup uhhu


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post Sep 3 2003, 10:08 PM
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QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Sep 3 2003, 01:17 PM)
QUOTE (magikeyes14 @ Sep 3 2003, 01:05 AM)
*glares* i was just kidding... ok so whatever, i dont care...*sighs8 im to depressed to care about anything anymore *stares at lighter and knife* hmmmmm.....

*huggles*

*huggles furry* thanks sweetie... i needed that *sighs*


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post Sep 4 2003, 12:41 AM
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Sizz tastes good fried, I'm throwing my vote in for ownership!!! *puts up her dukes*

Ok...I'm older than...umm...everyone but Leo I think...I think? Yeah....pretty sure. So I'm older and have much experience with taking care of new things and I make the uberist burgers ever, and my mashed potatoes and devilled eggs have no peer so you know you'd always be fed.

I taste like german chocolate cake with coconut pecan frosting with a side of cookies n' cream ice cream.

I croon lullabyes with the greatest of ease and I tell many wonderful stories and have great pillows!!! *grins wickedly*

*throws her hat in the ring*

Top that, y'all!!!


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magikeyes14
post Sep 4 2003, 05:12 AM
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*laughs* so this is a contest ok then....

im young and livley. im the lead singer of a band, im a model, and i go to a private school for acting and stuff. i can cook very well, i love hanging out and goofing off... i like taking care of things, i have a little brother that i take care of and i have a hole bunch of babysitting jobs.. kids love me....um, i love going to fdast food places and pigging out, then dancing around to make all the food go away so i dont get fat....

um, i was told i taist like tootsie rolls and pink lemonade... um and i've been told that i am sweet as peaches *whatever that means*

i like snuggleing and i love singing people to sleep.... i tell good stories and im very descriptive with my writings...and um,.... i can write you a song! hehe....

*giggles* i think that is about it...


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post Sep 4 2003, 08:38 PM
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Hmm... I know most of Monty Python by heart! tongue.gif Hah, can't beat that, can you?

Oh, and I have the most experience here, other than leo.
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Safety Sizzors
post Sep 7 2003, 05:22 PM
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Ooh ooh! ok Logicman.
That wins it, any1 who can say they know most of Monty Python off by heart is deffo the rite choice then!! tongue.gif

"Im a Lumberjack an im ok,
I sleep all nite, I work all day,
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, pushups an a bra!" ohmy.gif

Have to admit ive got the films, cd's an a few of th episodes AND an original LP from 'live @ the hollywood bowl'!

Whats next now then? Just perade with my new respectful fosterperson.
Wander an have fun, that kinda thing?

p.s. Comisserations for the others and thanks, its great to be wanted! wink.gif


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post Sep 7 2003, 06:44 PM
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welcome!

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