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> If You Were A Dildo What Color Would You Be, the rebirth!!!!!!!! mwahahahaha
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post Sep 2 2003, 11:39 PM
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heh i thought id make a poll of it and give birth to the rebirth... heh


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post Sep 2 2003, 11:55 PM
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Clear and Sparkly!


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post Sep 3 2003, 12:00 AM
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what ever happens to the forgoten .01% that is left out?


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post Sep 3 2003, 12:59 AM
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id be pink.. pink is so pretty...


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post Sep 3 2003, 01:01 AM
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Clear and sparkly!!!! Although black was a close second....


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post Sep 3 2003, 11:39 AM
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Silver, because something about silver dildos amuses me. I have no idea why, there's just something inherently funny about a silver dildo.


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pink with black racing stripes...preferably with the number 69 on the front and "vroom" sound effects when it's used...


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post Sep 3 2003, 01:31 PM
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What ever happened to the old thread? Cheese and I had a smashing idea for cartoon character toys. And some that play music when you use them.
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post Sep 3 2003, 02:42 PM
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whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<----------- what it says
Baroooopopopopopopopo <------ what i wish it would say


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post Sep 4 2003, 12:26 AM
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why.... <cough> erm... why... would you want it to say Baroooopopopopopopo? i am so confused.... blink.gif


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post Sep 4 2003, 02:29 AM
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You know how they make those bunny ones with the ears or the ones with swans on 'em to tickle the...um...special button?

I've been thinking and I figured a submarine one would be funny. Everytime you turn it on a sound byte would play. "Dive dive dvie! Awoooga awoooga!" And then you could have that little protusion by using the periscope.
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post Sep 4 2003, 10:40 AM
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QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Sep 3 2003, 10:29 PM)
I've been thinking and I figured a submarine one would be funny. Everytime you turn it on a sound byte would play. "Dive dive dvie! Awoooga awoooga!" And then you could have that little protusion by using the periscope.

ROFL!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Congrats Irish, you made my day biggrin.gif I would laugh so hard if i saw a submarine dildo!!!


As fer me clear and sparkly would be nice, or being blue, transparent, sparkly with different coloured sparkles and the ability to vibrate with 10 speeds with amusing names is what I'd want to be wink.gif


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post Sep 4 2003, 08:53 PM
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wow for a forum of goths black is a very unpopular dildo


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post Sep 4 2003, 08:56 PM
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post Sep 4 2003, 08:59 PM
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QUOTE (Logicman @ Sep 4 2003, 09:56 PM)
DIE THREAD DIE!!!

why? it's allowed to be here... biggrin.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Sep 4 2003, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE (Logicman @ Sep 4 2003, 09:56 PM)
DIE THREAD DIE!!!

thats not nice!!

stop the oppresion!!!!


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post Sep 5 2003, 04:32 PM
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*sniffle* I don't know, because I dunno what it is cause the crap computers at school edited out the word? What color would I be if I were a WHAT?

Perhaps it is "dildo"

That's a five letter word, ne?


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post Sep 5 2003, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE (Hyperion @ Sep 5 2003, 05:32 PM)
Perhaps it is "dildo"

Indeed it is. But what colour?


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post Sep 5 2003, 11:46 PM
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hehehe it will never die!!!


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post Sep 6 2003, 01:14 AM
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Green! Ooh, pretty dildo.


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post Sep 6 2003, 01:19 AM
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WAH!
I believe that I answered this question before, but here goes.

If I were a dildo, I'd be green with black stripes and I'd be papaya flavoured and I'd vibrate but not a lot.


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post Sep 6 2003, 01:43 AM
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If I wasn't the submarine one, I'd hafta be a cartoon character one. maybe.....hmm....Popeye? And when you turn it on it goes "Aaaagggagagagagagag, well blow me down!"
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post Sep 6 2003, 06:11 AM
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I'd just like to be green, rubber with a vibrating core. No bells. No whistles. Just plain old pleasure.


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post Sep 6 2003, 08:04 AM
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Black! biggrin.gif









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Although silver racing stripes would be cool biggrin.gif


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post Sep 6 2004, 02:31 PM
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rolleyes.gif *bump* evil.gif


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