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Polocrunch
post Sep 11 2003, 06:33 PM
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Largely in response to the ongoing NummyNums fiasco (don't you just love using melodrama!), I am hereby opening a new melodrama thread, on which people can post all the attention seeking posts they want, to their disturbed little hearts' content.
To get the ball rolling, here is a heart-wrencher to get the sympathy glands into action:

My dog is beating me up:
Me and my dog have had a really good relationship for ages, ever since we were in school together. We started dating about two years ago, and we got on really well. It was really romantic - we used to go on walks in the park together, and I remember this one time we were standing on the Golden Gate Bridge together, and the sun was setting over San Francisco, and it was really, like, (*gulp*) romantic.
For a while I thought we were going to get married, but everything changed on Saturday. He said he was going to the park to play with some other doggy friends, which is OK by me, coz he has a nametag in case he gets lost.
Then I needed to go get some paracetamol from the chemists, 'cause I want to attract attention at school by downing anonymous white pills constantly. On my way I had to pass the park.
When I got there, I found him MOUNTING A FRENCH POODLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARK!!!!!!!!!!
I was so shocked. I feel really betrayed a let down.
When do dogs make you feel so used?
I don't want to feel like this any more, somebody give me attention, that most potent of cure-alls.
Please can anyone help? I don't want to feel so bad any more.

Love me!!!!!
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Oni Usagi
post Sep 11 2003, 06:36 PM
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'tis all your fault. If you didn't want all this to happen all you had to do was listen to that Barker guy, then you're dog would never have sex w/ anything.
/me isn't exactly sure if that's true, but I'm guessing, so nyah.
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post Sep 11 2003, 06:47 PM
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I can't believe you would be so mean to me!
It's not like I asked him to shag the bitch! (literally)
I thought I had real friends here, not just uncouth monstresses.
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post Sep 11 2003, 06:51 PM
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i would post in this thread, but im afraid i have broken all my fingers in an unfortunate herring accident.

the irony of me posting on this thread escapes me...


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Oni Usagi
post Sep 11 2003, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Sep 11 2003, 02:51 PM)
i would post in this thread, but im afraid i have broken all my fingers in an unfortunate herring accident.

the irony of me posting on this thread escapes me...

Aww, poor you. You've been reduced to typing with your tongue.
I was born w/o a tongue so typing things out is the only way I have to communicate with you all.

btw, I would appreciate it very much if you would donate money to tongue regrowth research. Then maybe I'll be able to talk at least once before I die an early death.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Sep 11 2003, 07:33 PM)
Largely in response to the ongoing NummyNums fiasco (don't you just love using melodrama!), I am hereby opening a new melodrama thread, on which people can post all the attention seeking posts they want, to their disturbed little hearts' content.
To get the ball rolling, here is a heart-wrencher to get the sympathy glands into action:

Is this really necessary? unsure.gif


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Sep 11 2003, 07:54 PM)
QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Sep 11 2003, 02:51 PM)
i would post in this thread, but im afraid i have broken all my fingers in an unfortunate herring accident.

the irony of me posting on this thread escapes me...

Aww, poor you. You've been reduced to typing with your tongue.
I was born w/o a tongue so typing things out is the only way I have to communicate with you all.

btw, I would appreciate it very much if you would donate money to tongue regrowth research. Then maybe I'll be able to talk at least once before I die an early death.

oni, with all my full and pious heart i wish i could donate, but im afraid i cant because of an absurd and implausable reason which contradicts my previous ailing


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:02 PM
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QUOTE (WeeJ @ Sep 11 2003, 08:01 PM)
Is this really necessary? unsure.gif

good point... maybe its a bit far


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:04 PM
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Is this really necessary?  unsure.gif


Entirely.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:05 PM
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This is being moved to Daft, where it may continue in it's full-swung ridiculous manner. Carry on.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:08 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Sep 11 2003, 08:04 PM)
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Is this really necessary? unsure.gif


Entirely.

Don't you think this has been done to death?
Can't we just talk about something else...something interesting maybe?


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:10 PM
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I suppose you right that melodrama is catching, as is attention. Take for example a thread made to gather those that mock othe people for there mistake smile.gif

(just to make it clear, I'm not trying to insult anyone so dont get angry)

On a side note, I did run out od Oreo's this morning sleep.gif


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:12 PM
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Well, if this threads gonna be upsetting people I don' think I'll take part in it anymore.
I don't think anyone should have to go through this anymore if they don't want to.
And I'm sorry if I've offended you.
I do not, however, forgive nummy
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:12 PM
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WeeJ, I am not only insulted, but spiritually broken by your harsh criticism of my life's work. You should be thoroughly admonished for your lack of humanity. Hang your head in shame!

*Seriously*
We need to lighten up around here. People are way too melodramatic for their own good. Just cool down and run with the laughing crowd, this isn't intended to hurt.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Sep 11 2003, 08:12 PM)
WeeJ, I am not only insulted, but spiritually broken by your harsh criticism of my life's work. You should be thoroughly admonished for your lack of humanity. Hang your head in shame!

*Seriously*
We need to lighten up around here. People are way too melodramatic for their own good. Just cool down and run with the laughing crowd, this isn't intended to hurt.

I'm a light hearted person...
What I've said isn't melodramatic...I just think this is boring to read and you're taking the piss out of someone who obviously needs help.


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:22 PM
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If you think this is boring, then you are under no obligation to read it.


There is no direct intention of insulting anyone.

And if you believe that, you'll believe anything.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Sep 11 2003, 08:22 PM)
There is no direct intention of insulting anyone.

And if you believe that, you'll believe anything.

Well in that case...just call me gullable.


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:27 PM
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OK, gullable.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:34 PM
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Sorry if I appear cutting or rude, currently, but this IS the melodrama thread. I thus reserve the right to do whatever the hell I like. Bitch.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:41 PM
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Wait a minute here. It might be your thread, but it's not your forum. Have your fun, but let's not get snippy here.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:41 PM
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ok, that's out of line...

edit: thread re-opened...just lay off the personal digs...


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:48 PM
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My apologies. I may have got a little ahead of myself there.
I am however, trying to maintain a sense of melodrama. This is proving to be rather too easy. Are people playing along, or are we all a little bit touchy today?
No insults should stick, as they are not intended to.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE (Debaser @ Sep 11 2003, 08:41 PM)
ok, that's out of line...

Agreed.


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post Sep 11 2003, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Sep 11 2003, 02:48 PM)
No insults should stick, as they are not intended to.

Everything sticks to me. I have a rare skin disease that makes my pores secrete honey. It's not nice to make fun of people like that, I was born this way!

*cries*

In all seriousness, though, let's avoid anything that's gonna be taken personally - and along with that, please, people, quit taking things personally! Thank you.
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post Sep 11 2003, 07:58 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Sep 11 2003, 09:56 PM)
Everything sticks to me. I have a rare skin disease that makes my pores secrete honey. It's not nice to make fun of people like that, I was born this way!

*cries*

Crikey! Do you have terrible trouble with ants and wasps?


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