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Sally Big Boots
post Sep 14 2003, 04:30 PM
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Hiyo! After two (or was it three?) years of watching these animations, I have decided to grace the forum with my benevolent presence. So... I think I'll tell you all a bit about me. Firstly, just so as to explain my name here, I have a thing for big boots. They are gorgeous, though, are not they? I have been trying to minimize my use of contractions, so I just go literally from where they came. That should answer your questions about me saying "Are not they". I like to find the secret meanings of children's books and rewrite them, making them perverted or violent, usually. But they are always humorous. Always. Hey, 'tis not my fault I was raised on Stephen King, is it now? I am a Sci-Fi junkie. Specifically the Sci-Fi of the older variety, like those 1950's films that are on really late at night about giant spiders, women, bumblebees, and the like. I think that people who are usually referred to as "nerds" can be most wonderful people, and I prefer them to most of the boys who I go to school with. People who like Anime and Manga for some reason seem to gravitate toward me, even though I have very little experience with that sort of thing. They just do it because of the way I look, in my personal opinion. I give my opinion on just about everything, especially when no one wants to hear what I think. My mouth is too big, so people have a hard time silencing me. I used to have a herpst a few years back (for those of you who have never had one, it is a metal contraption used to push the lower jaw forward) and I required a special one, due to the fact that my mouth opened to wide and repeatedly broke my original, average herpst. That seems to be all that is of importance about me... Well, there are some other things, but they hardly matter, really. So, I guess I shall now be attempting to figure out how this place works and what makes you people tick. Then, I can ask you all mysterious questions, jot down your answers, and, if any of you expresses some curiosity as to what I am doing, I shall mutter something about "psychological profiles". Ha ha ha! My evil plan in action!
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post Sep 14 2003, 04:32 PM
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post Sep 14 2003, 04:33 PM
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post Sep 14 2003, 04:38 PM
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Heya Sally...

1950's sci fi eh? I don't suppose you're into Rocky Horror Picture Show are you? There's a lot of references to 50's horror sci fi in that film.

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post Sep 14 2003, 04:46 PM
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welcome greeting salutaions
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I have some purple boots that I love very much their not that big though.. and as for having an opinion about everything thats great

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post Sep 14 2003, 04:53 PM
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post Sep 14 2003, 04:57 PM
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I have never seen the Rocky Horror Picture show, though it seems I should. Many people have recommended it to me. Actually, now that I'm here, would anyone like to adopt me?
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post Sep 14 2003, 05:17 PM
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*tag* your it!!! hehe... welcome to the forums, have fun and dont plagerize! hehe.. that come out of no where.. o yah, join my Sex army! and if you need any help PM or IM me... ttyl! *runs off so u cant tag me* rock horror rocks!


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post Sep 14 2003, 09:47 PM
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INCOMING!!!!!!!! *fashion fairy dust air to ground missiles explodes 10ft away coating everything in the vacinity in sparkly dust* Ello! Big Boots are the best I saw some New Rocks resantly with 3" heals cool or what! (this comment was brought to you by the Fashion Designer of ISH!) I'll adopt you if you want you''l get to be my first noob PM me if your interested probably be quite useless but what the hell it could be fun! *skips off singing* Sparkle! Sparkle! Sparkle!


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post Sep 14 2003, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE (Sally Big Boots @ Sep 14 2003, 05:39 PM)
People who like Anime and Manga for some reason seem to gravitate toward me, even though I have very little experience with that sort of thing. They just do it because of the way I look, in my personal opinion.

Do you have huge, sparkling eyes, a very small mouth, lots of unnaturally-coloured hair and a strong tendency to wear either schoolgirl uniforms or tight t-shirts? That might explain it.


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Sally Big Boots
post Sep 14 2003, 11:15 PM
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Actually, I do have big, sparkling eyes. And my mouth. 'Tis really tiny when it is closed, and ridiculously huge when it is open. And you were pretty much right with the clothes, there, man with name that I can not say because of my innocence. So, do you like Manga/Anime, and are you attracted to me?
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post Sep 15 2003, 01:23 AM
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...watch out for the tentacles!!!...

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post Sep 15 2003, 04:07 AM
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well, that was quite the introductory post, im quite impressed.... most noobs come in and post all weird like, and im amazed that you posted something so... whats the word... intelligent? yes thats it. welcome, welcome to the forums, oh noob of long introductory posts.


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post Sep 15 2003, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE (Sally Big Boots @ Sep 14 2003, 11:24 PM)
Actually, I do have big, sparkling eyes. And my mouth. 'Tis really tiny when it is closed, and ridiculously huge when it is open.

That sound very much like a strongbad email laugh.gif

I could never get into Anime. Found it a bit boring.
Yeah...you should see Rocky Horor....sounds like its right up your street biggrin.gif


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post Sep 15 2003, 10:51 AM
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hey person. welcomeness. im mostly new too, so hey. what arg?


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Sally Big Boots
post Sep 16 2003, 12:05 AM
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It seems that my long introductory post has really gotten some responses. That makes me very glad! Thank you, cheese is funny for complimenting me on my posting skills. Thank you all for being so welcome-ing!
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post Sep 16 2003, 02:06 AM
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dace is a little overwhelmed at that peal of words so i seem to be alone on this welcome. thank jebus.

so yeah welcome to the matazone forums. with what uve described urself as u should fit right in here. then again u could have sed u were a talking typing panda bear and we would say that - go figure. anyway i wish u many hours of happy posting and a few more of hiding in fear from the denizens of the dark reccesses of our little family.

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okay dace, WE wish u etc...


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your really not going to say anything dace?


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post Sep 16 2003, 10:02 AM
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post Sep 16 2003, 04:27 PM
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heya, how are you Sally big boots? im furry, word to yo momma, wiggeda woah, fresh-side... and other street terms... make sure to use plenty of epilepses... people seem to like it and it comes naturally...

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