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> Angle Grinder Man!, This is unbelievable
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post Sep 17 2003, 06:27 PM
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This guy was on GMTV (Good morning Television for US peeps) and I really thought he was worth sharing with the world. He basically runs around London (and sometimes Kent) in blue lycra and gold pants and carry's an angle grinder (big circular saw) with him. He uses this to lop off any wheel clamps the nasty Local Authority's let loose on our unsuspecting parked cars.

Trouble is, he said on GMTV that he had removed over twenty clamps so far and my dad heard the same bloke on the radio say he'd removed any so far. Maye he's a very snazzily dressed con artist.

Anyway...what I'd like to know is, would he clamp someone who parked in a diasbled spot who was clearly not disabled?

Here's a picture of the sex pot: Couldn't you just eat him up??? laugh.gif

EDIT: His website is here if you wanna have a look laugh.gif

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post Sep 17 2003, 07:09 PM
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I wonder if he was ever shown on an episode of "Clampers".


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post Sep 17 2003, 07:09 PM
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Ummm... no i couldn't eat him up lol!!!

I dunno its the first i've ever heard of someone doing that... strange!! What people do these days to be noticed... i mean who would'nt be able to notice that lovely outfit... lol... unsure.gif


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post Sep 17 2003, 07:16 PM
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hummmm... that just makes me feel dirty and cheap smile.gif I dont think I want him sawing off my clampers at all actually laugh.gif he looks a bit like fart man...


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post Sep 17 2003, 07:21 PM
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A fart man? huh.gif
I think he looks quite perverse actaully...he's looking at me funny in this photo unsure.gif


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post Sep 17 2003, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE (WeeJ @ Sep 17 2003, 03:30 PM)
A fart man? huh.gif
I think he looks quite pervers actaully...he's looking at me funny in this photo unsure.gif

Howard Stern did a charc. a while back on the MTV music awards called Fartman.. he was lowerd to the stage in a outfit much like that but the arse of the costume was cut out so his butt checks would poke through.. really gross actually...


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post Sep 17 2003, 07:26 PM
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Kinda reminds me of the grinder girl from Letterman. Course she doesn't actually do anything. She just grids her metal clothes and plays w/ the sparks.
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post Sep 18 2003, 08:06 AM
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Bump.

This weirdo's cause must be recognised! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Oct 6 2003, 01:13 AM
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post Oct 6 2003, 11:20 AM
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post Oct 6 2003, 01:40 PM
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Ooh...pretty.....

I'd love to have his job...I could have a lot of fun declamping cars with a saw....
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post Oct 6 2003, 01:54 PM
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Looks like his arse is on fire in that picture.


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post Oct 6 2003, 02:05 PM
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He was the inspiration behind the gold shorts in my Spinning around video.
Kylie Minogue.

I shouldnt really be saying this but go Angle-grinder Man, go. Youre the bollocks mate. More f**king power to your elbow chav.
Pope John Paul the Second.

He is one crazy mother-f**ker. When I am in his hood, we sometimes get through 10 bowls of corn-pops a night.
Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Is it anything to do with blocked drains?
Jade Goody.


And finally:

I interviewed him at length last year but we couldn't broadcast it. The only thing he would talk about was his interest in albino midget pornography and his strange fascination with kangeroos.
Martin Bashir.


Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee. laugh.gif
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post Oct 6 2003, 02:12 PM
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...thats possibly the funniest thing I've read all day.
Thanks for that Sun...you've cheered me up no end biggrin.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif


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post Oct 6 2003, 04:41 PM
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That picture really is quite hideous his outfit remids me of the darkness frontman what a great job that must be


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