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Prince Aries
post Sep 18 2003, 09:57 PM
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So I FINALLY have a job. At the All American retailer Walmart...I'm a shiny happy cashier now. Dear Lord, whatever prompted them to hire me is something I'll never understand, but who cares! INCOME!!!!! happy.gif

In other news I need a piercing. I'm thinking under my lip. Le Brae or whatever its called. Any suggestions?


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post Sep 18 2003, 10:00 PM
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Get a Prince Albert! Just so I can say I know someone with a Prince Albert biggrin.gif


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post Sep 18 2003, 10:00 PM
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Commie you'll be worshipping that Prince if I get it.


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post Sep 18 2003, 10:01 PM
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sounds like a good piercing plan there. Congrats on the new job as well. Pierce your nipples!


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post Sep 18 2003, 10:05 PM
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How about a Hafhadder (sp?)? Just in case your wondering thats the skin you keep your balls in Darling! tongue.gif


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post Sep 18 2003, 10:28 PM
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i have my tounge pierced.... you should get a industial... im hoping for one eventually


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post Sep 18 2003, 11:21 PM
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Get a tattoo of a little red heart on your butt and say you're a carebear laugh.gif


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post Sep 18 2003, 11:25 PM
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get your foreskin pierced...and then your eyebrow pierced...get a chain linking them...and then you can masturbate whilst blinking... tongue.gif


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post Sep 18 2003, 11:28 PM
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Congratulations on your new job! smile.gif I hope you like it!

I will leave the piercing suggestions to everyone else.... lol
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post Sep 18 2003, 11:50 PM
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yay for my prince! congratz, you biggrin.gif

theres only one thing that makes me sad though... why didnt you call me? i gave you my number and have been expecting a call since i gave it to you... i almost got grounded because i wouldnt let anyone take the phone from my room.... sad.gif


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post Sep 19 2003, 12:08 AM
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yah...not like i know what u are talking about but yah..


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post Sep 23 2003, 03:35 PM
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Aries, You are thinking of a Labret, which is the one under the lip. Cath is right about the Hafada piercing, but I would recommend an Ampallang, which is a horizontal piercing through the head of the willy. Or a Guiche, which is great for gay guys coz it's in the bit of skin between the balls and bumhola. biggrin.gif Only prob with that one is you can't sit properly for a few weeks... unsure.gif


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post Sep 23 2003, 03:43 PM
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QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Sep 23 2003, 07:44 AM)
Or a Guiche, which is great for gay guys coz it's in the bit of skin between the balls and bumhola. biggrin.gif Only prob with that one is you can't sit properly for a few weeks... unsure.gif

Mata mentioned that once on here (at least I think it was Mata...I believe he even has it done). I didn't know what it was, so I did an Internet search on it.

I believe my reaction went something like this: ohmy.gif blink.gif huh.gif

And I just have to say lmao @ Debs' piercing suggestion!

Anyhow, how's the job going so far, Aries? smile.gif


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post Sep 23 2003, 03:48 PM
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yeah, Debs idea was very cool, in fact I may try a variation on the theme myself..... wink.gif laugh.gif
I would have loved to have seen your face in person Cand!!!!!!! laugh.gif


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post Sep 23 2003, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Sep 23 2003, 04:44 PM)
Or a Guiche, which is great for gay guys coz it's in the bit of skin between the balls and bumhola. biggrin.gif Only prob with that one is you can't sit properly for a few weeks... unsure.gif

Got to be wary about that one... It's infamous for going a bit manky. The labret is an easy one though. I's annoying for all of two days, hen you can start practicing squirting beer from it! It usually takes two weeks to heal properly.

By the way - I feel quite naked without my labret stud in these days.


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post Sep 23 2003, 07:33 PM
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Labret, eh? Ok now that I got the spelling down..... biggrin.gif

It'll be my first piercing so I think I'll stick with that for now.....no need to get genital piercings just yet....dont want to pop my piercing cherry that hardcore wink.gif

But thanks for the suggestions, oh Sauciest of Taras. I'll definitely be keeping those in mind.

As for work....I just started today. We had training class and there was a training on no drinking at work (whoops, I was still drunk from the night before biggrin.gif) and how great a place Walmart is......and thats why we dont have Unions. They even showed us what to do if an evil Union man came to rape you of your benefits. I expect my Mace to arrive any day now happy.gif


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post Sep 23 2003, 07:35 PM
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Ah, Walmart... Oppressing the workers for a better margin since whenever the hell they were set up.

They own Asda in the UK, but don't sell shooters here...


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post Sep 23 2003, 07:57 PM
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Yay! Aries has officially become a happy little McWorker! Congratulations!

Now you must denounce Trades Unions, and profess your total devotion to the Corporation.
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post Sep 23 2003, 07:58 PM
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That place makes me feel like I'm in a concentration camp.....not to mention the pieces of flair we have to wear.

And Fuzzy, I just can't resist......but....

Are you the Gatekeeper? laugh.gif

I'm the Keymaster wink.gif


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post Sep 23 2003, 08:40 PM
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Cripes! Ae you really? In that case get on a plane, and together we can help usher in a new age of darkness!


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post Sep 24 2003, 05:08 PM
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Well I'll be in the UK in January or February wink.gif We can usher in a new age of darkness then happy.gif

Small Walmart update - Faint if an Iraqi takes you hostage. Also, be very scared when you walk in on your trainer discussing mass murder. I fear for my life.

*hides*


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post Sep 24 2003, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Sep 23 2003, 08:42 PM)
They even showed us what to do if an evil Union man came to rape you of your benefits. I expect my Mace to arrive any day now happy.gif

So what should you do? For that matter, how could they possibly justify unions being bad?


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post Sep 24 2003, 05:21 PM
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According to the training video, Walmart offers enough competitive wages and benefits where a Union is unnecessary. They actually have a point. Because if a Union is brought in, then everything is cleared and they renegotiate. So we could end up with more, the same, or less. And I dont feel like spending my hard earned dollars on that......

I just realized I'm quoting the training video. dry.gif


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post Sep 24 2003, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Sep 24 2003, 11:17 AM)
Small Walmart update - Faint if an Iraqi takes you hostage. Also, be very scared when you walk in on your trainer discussing mass murder. I fear for my life.

*hides*

Was that in the training video? huh.gif


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post Sep 24 2003, 05:51 PM
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No, that's what I really saw today.

The most clear thing I heard was "I wish to committ murder on a mass scale"

Typically, I dont think this was the ad campaign they have been going for.


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