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Succubusalicious
post Sep 27 2003, 08:39 PM
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OK this is quite random but I was just wondering. Some of my mates were trying to compile a list of chat-up lines (yeah they're desperate), and this was the best they came up with:

'I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away'

'My donkey's dead, can I ride you?'

Please somebody help them out and save me from having to listen to their lousy efforts !!
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post Sep 27 2003, 08:42 PM
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All you have to do is say: "May I fondle your buttocks?" It works every time.
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post Sep 27 2003, 09:43 PM
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post Sep 27 2003, 09:45 PM
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A wink typically works.

If that doesn't work, the standard pickup line of "Ay up, gorgeous. Got change for a million?" works. Or uhm, this lame bit:

You: Man, you must be tired.
Potential mate: What? Why?
You: And cold.
Potential mate: .. I don't follow.
You: Well, you've been running naked through my mind all day!
Potential mate: - Dumps drink on you, stomps out. -
You: Whaaa-aaaaaaat?

See? Wonderful.


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post Sep 27 2003, 10:18 PM
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post Sep 27 2003, 10:28 PM
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Acctually, there was a website I found with a bunch of chat-up lines along with stats that tell you how offten they work, the success rate and so forth. I'll try and find it again and post it here for ya. ^.^


btw, the one, according to the site, that worked the most was:
*looks deeply in to the other's eyes and whispers* "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."


Eh, it's worked enough for me. tongue.gif Besides, imagian someone saying that to YOU while looking deeply in to YOUR eyes! wub.gif *swoon!*


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post Sep 27 2003, 10:32 PM
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i have a hole list!
my favorite is this one tho :

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

ok here are random ones:

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

If I followed you home, would you keep me? (another fav)

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you." (i fall for this one every time, its too cute!)

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

You are the reason men fall in love.

How can it be night time when your eyes are shining so bright?

So u wanna get it on.

Do you want an Australian kiss?(yes,no) Its just like a French one but down under.

ok yah thats it... and i know one that works REALLY well... "Hi, im *your name* wanna talk?" its the simplest and most effective


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Pikasyuu
post Sep 27 2003, 10:38 PM
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The one that's worked best on me so far would be the sweet n' low card. Some guy picks up one of those pink sweet n' low packets and goes up to you (Granted you're on the shorter side as I am) and says "Hey, you dropped your card".

Made me giggle like a moron, that.


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post Sep 28 2003, 11:38 PM
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Okay, found the site! here it is and for all those interested I'll even put it on my sig.

Chat/Pick-up lines


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post Sep 29 2003, 08:36 PM
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A little out of taste with some people but the always good for a laugh

"hey baby is that a mirror in your pocket because I can really see myself in your pants."

"the only place that skirt would look better is one th floor of my bedroom"

and the one proven not to work everytime

"you don't sweet much for a fat girl"


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post Sep 29 2003, 09:38 PM
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"If I had to choose between the lottery and a night with you...I'd choose the lottery. But it'd be close. Real close."

"Your feet must be sore, because you've been running through my dreams all night. In uncomfortable shoes."

And my personal favourite:

"I knew a guy and a girl who didn't have sex. They both died horribly the next day. Makes you think."


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post Sep 29 2003, 09:45 PM
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my favorite, in the right context, is 'what would you like for breakfast?", i actually got married to that one, so use carefully ...


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post Sep 29 2003, 10:31 PM
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I believe it was LoLo who said this one, in the vampire pick up lines list, in the spam thread:

"Call me pale, Call me Morbid, Call me yours."


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post Sep 30 2003, 01:12 AM
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Here are a couple that I've seen in action the last two sorta worked - but the blokes who used them would have scored anyhow.

Chat-up Line: "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
Response: Slap... Slap Slap Slap... Slap.

Chat-up Line: [bloke puts an icecube on the bar next to the girl, then smashes his bottle of beer onto it] "Well, now that's broken the ice - how about you let me buy you a drink?"
Response: [Laughter]

Chat-up Line: "So - tell me your best chat-up line!" [she proceeds to do so] "great! You've pulled - lets go!"
Response: They've went out with each other for three weeks.


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post Sep 30 2003, 01:27 AM
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you must look
1.wounded
2.smiley
3.funny
4.mysterious
5.not me!!!!


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post Sep 30 2003, 07:53 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - even though the sound of it is something quite attrcious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precociuos - for example one night i said it to me girl & now me girl's me wife! (and what a lovely thing she is too)

But seriously;
"Do I know you? (No) that's a shame, I'd really like to" - of all the ones i've seen that seems probably the easiest & most reliable


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post Sep 30 2003, 09:17 PM
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"as our lips met, you crossed your legs and broke my glasses".

Mods you may want to check suitiblity here. No i have not used it but seen it used to stunned results wink.gif
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post Sep 30 2003, 09:28 PM
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I know I said this one a long time ago in an old thread very similar to this but it's still my fav one used on me so here it goes:

Want to f--k behind the portapotties.


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post Sep 30 2003, 09:32 PM
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post Sep 30 2003, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Sep 30 2003, 01:41 PM)
"....you know, I can breathe through my ears...."

lmao that's class


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post Oct 1 2003, 12:55 AM
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QUOTE (Sally Big Boots @ Sep 27 2003, 02:51 PM)
All you have to do is say: "May I fondle your buttocks?" It works every time.

yeah, but you have to make sure you're saying it with a really heavy fake Hungarian accent wink.gif


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post Oct 1 2003, 01:12 AM
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tee hee *cries* they are all really funny laugh.gif

Ok... i don't really have any good chat up lines but one that always makes me giggle like a little child is:

You go up to someone an lick your finger, you then rub your finger on their shirt (careful what make it is lol... tongue.gif ) and then say 'Lets get you out of those wet clothes'

Damn it's so corny and lame and you've probably all heard it before but it makes me giggle sooo much!! laugh.gif


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post Oct 1 2003, 01:31 AM
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I've exchanged sooooooo many lines with friends...I've had people teasingly use lines on me, just joking around, but never really serious. Although somone once attempted to pick me up by quoting Nick Cage in "Face/Off"

"I could eat a peach for hours...wanna be my peach?"

and while not exactly a "pickup line", this is what the bf said to me to ask me out:

"Well...I've really enjoyed messing with your mind, but....wanna be my girl?"

it was too cute rolleyes.gif but if you know him, you know he's not being mean.


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post Oct 1 2003, 02:06 AM
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QUOTE (The.Wheezing.Ghost @ Sep 29 2003, 02:40 PM)
I believe it was LoLo who said this one, in the vampire pick up lines list, in the spam thread:

"Call me pale, Call me Morbid, Call me yours."

I don't think that was me but I must say I like it! laugh.gif


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post Oct 1 2003, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE (Succubusalicious @ Sep 27 2003, 08:48 PM)
OK this is quite random but I was just wondering. Some of my mates were trying to compile a list of chat-up lines (yeah they're desperate), and this was the best they came up with:

'I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away'

'My donkey's dead, can I ride you?'

Please somebody help them out and save me from having to listen to their lousy efforts !!

OMG they were funny. Yeah here were some of Viggy's

Are you sure you're not a parking ticket, cause you've got FINE written all over you!

and

I think I've seen your picture somewhere...in the dictionary, right next to Kablaam!

You had to see him say them - too funny, thought he'd try them on me and see my reaction...

There was this on an advert on TV:

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven to earth" Though I have to say the guy's accent was niiice and it seemed so sweet when he said it!

Aysha xxx


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