 My Aunt Mary...., Yeah, she definitely belongs in Daft. =/ |
 Sep 28 2003, 02:39 AM
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 Candbrush Threepwood  Group: Established Members Posts: 5,391 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Derby Member No.: 345 Gender: Female  |
So, yeah. Apparently, I'm pregnant.
... Well, at least according to my aunt Mary, I am. I'm not, really. But Aunt Mary has been going around, telling our whole family, "Hey, guess what! Candice is pregnant!" I don't know where she got this idea. My mom says that Aunt Mary thinks she is psychic, or something. If she was, you'd think she'd be able to see that most of the family can't stand her! I'm just really irked by this. She has no right to do that, especially without confirming her suspicions first. Why are people so nosey about when a couple is going to have kids, anyway? Just because we've been married for 2 years doesn't mean we're in an enormous rush to reproduce. Why must people always say "So, when are you gonna start having kids?" Is it completely beyond the grasp of reason that I may not want kids? Or that I may not be able to carry them, and a question like that would just remind me of that fact and upset me? Gah! Stupid, daft people. Sorry, end rant. I'm better now.  Feel free to share your stories of crazy aunties who do unexplainable, loony things. 
-------------------- I love you in a way that is mystical and eternal and illegal in 20 states.
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Sep 28 2003, 07:38 AM
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 suggestive cupcake Group: Admin Posts: 6,435 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Las Vegas, NV Member No.: 260 Gender: Female |
You explained this in IRC, I was hoping there'd be a thread. XD
Your aunt is bloody crazy. I say you pee on a stick (Preggers test) and then wave it about in her face to prove that you're not. You may even want to rub it on her simply to emphasize your point. -------------------- i'm like oh kimosabe, your body is my hobby    the official 'you bitch' count: a whole lot last updated 11/05 |
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candice My Aunt Mary.... Sep 28 2003, 02:39 AM
cheese is funny wow... that sucks....
my aunt is mental... seriou... Sep 28 2003, 06:48 AM CommieBastard All this talk of insane relatives. I must tell you... Sep 28 2003, 04:25 PM miss_spunk ^^^you kidding - never heard you talk about her be... Sep 28 2003, 04:28 PM LoLo I think your Aunt Mary and my Aunt Donna errr Donn... Sep 28 2003, 05:05 PM monkey_called_narth my aunt doesnt really have any reason for her craz... Sep 28 2003, 07:48 PM Monkey the Rabid Red Rabbit I would love to tell you all about my grandparents... Sep 29 2003, 04:50 PM
IrishGuy I still think you so go with my idea. Take me next... Sep 29 2003, 06:27 PM |
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