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CommieBastard
post Oct 2 2003, 05:19 PM
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Observe.

Hello. My name is Lisa. I am 24 years of age. I have seen your profile on the internet, and i was wondering if you can show me around town, or just chat over an instant messanger. I just moved to this new place here, and i don't have many friends =(. Well
Anyways, if your interested plzzz send me an email to Courtney_782_Miles@hotmail.com , So i can send u some of my pictures.

bye bye,
lisa,


That just doesn't make any damn sense. I mean, if you're going to lure me into your web, stalk me and murder me, at least put some f*cking thought into it. Hell, the e-mail didn't even come from "Courtney_782_Miles@hotmail.com", it came from "Eializabith13j0O@hotmail.com". I think I'll spam the return address to hell. Anyone feel like joining in?


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post Oct 2 2003, 05:21 PM
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Oooh. I love spam whoring. Count me in.

/me goes to sign this individual up for every pr0n mailing list out there
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post Oct 2 2003, 05:48 PM
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::insert evil grin::
You got it! I'll sign them up for everything that my hacker buddies can find that'll drive him/her/it to distraction! Gentlemen, Start your viruses! Vroom! Vroom!


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post Oct 2 2003, 06:21 PM
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How thoughtless of you, Commie. What if that really was an innocent young woman, desperate for the attentions of a caring, experienced, sexy young man such as yourself? The unpleasant, unjustified response you give is typically selfish and unrepenting. How dare you!?
People like you make our world a worse place in which to live. I hope you are thoroughly ashamed of yourself, and that you see the error of your ways. I would hope that you can find it in your cold, shrivelled heart to show that charming young lady a good time, before she does something drastic - like commit suicide- because of you.
And I hope you get raped and murdered by a fifty-year-old man with genital warts and halitosis, because that's all you deserve, you bastard.
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Pikasyuu
post Oct 2 2003, 06:23 PM
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Actually, I sent that!
















Just kidding. Try replying. She's probably a pr0n bot.


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post Oct 2 2003, 06:29 PM
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personally i think its funny... i do not know of anyone who randomly emails people when they just move into a city, looking for friendship


*i'm going pose myself as you shoulder devil do it!!!!


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Pikasyuu
post Oct 2 2003, 06:31 PM
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*Poses as shoulder angel*

Nooo. You should be kind to her in reply and say you're not comfy!

See? I told you people I wasn't evil. Psh.


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post Oct 2 2003, 06:33 PM
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"do it!! you know you want to.. it' will be fun"

oh i'm not evil, but that was creepy to recieve a email like that out of the blue, who knows she could really be a 400lbs 57 year old man who is getting out of prison soon...


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[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000.
[B] Own Microsoft
[C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))"
[D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone.
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Guest_Logicman_*
post Oct 2 2003, 07:56 PM
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Sorry, Commie. I only spam forums, not e-mails. Besides, I get those all the time. Generally speaking, they're just links to porn and whatnot.
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post Oct 2 2003, 08:13 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Oct 2 2003, 05:28 PM)
Anyways, if your interested plzzz send me an email to Courtney_782_Miles@hotmail.com , So i can send u some of my pictures.

bye bye,
lisa,

Ooh, I got that e-mail! And replied to it too! The rewards were v. satisfiying...







hehehehehehe, nah, i'm just screwing with you.. tongue.gif
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post Oct 2 2003, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Oct 2 2003, 06:28 PM)
I think I'll spam the return address to hell. Anyone feel like joining in?

I suggest acquiring a little bit of software called Advanced Direct Remailer. Very usefull to those who haven't got a full mailserver at home...


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post Oct 2 2003, 08:35 PM
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Commie give it ago, if she's cute your laughing if not give her Leo's email address wink.gif
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post Oct 2 2003, 08:41 PM
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just forward it to everyone you know, then you put everyone in the same position you're in. then after a while you email back to the adress, to see whats happened. if its an actual woman (might happen... blink.gif ) then she will be annoyed or maybe grateful for all the new friends she wanted. if its a porn site, then claim you got them loads of business and then negotiate for some kind of advertising fee.

or just delete it, like i always do


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post Oct 2 2003, 11:50 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 2 2003, 12:30 PM)
How thoughtless of you, Commie. What if that really was an innocent young woman, desperate for the attentions of a caring, experienced, sexy young man such as yourself? The unpleasant, unjustified response you give is typically selfish and unrepenting. How dare you!?
People like you make our world a worse place in which to live. I hope you are thoroughly ashamed of yourself, and that you see the error of your ways. I would hope that you can find it in your cold, shrivelled heart to show that charming young lady a good time, before she does something drastic - like commit suicide- because of you.
And I hope you get raped and murdered by a fifty-year-old man with genital warts and halitosis, because that's all you deserve, you bastard.

Polo, I hope you were joking, because otherwise, that was TEH harsh and I think you should back off a bit in your incensed-ish type remonstrations, eh wot?


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post Oct 2 2003, 11:57 PM
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i wasn't sure about that either. i mean, i'm PRETTY sure it was a joke, especially because i've never seen polo make such an angry post before. it SEEMS like sarcasm, but the fact that we can't see or hear one another always puts that little question of whether or not he was being sarcastic into our minds....


edit: *smacks self upside the head for being so stupid*
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post Oct 3 2003, 12:12 AM
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Yeah, that was kinda my thought too....



Personally, I've never seen an email like that. I've gotten really badly-written emails from foreigners who've seen my MSN profile and decide I'd make a great addition to their harem or whatever, but never something like that.

I say answer with something from Liquid Generation. smile.gif


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post Oct 3 2003, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE (Goddess of Wheee @ Oct 3 2003, 12:59 AM)
Polo, I hope you were joking, because otherwise, that was TEH harsh and I think you should back off a bit in your incensed-ish type remonstrations, eh wot?

Ummm...Goddess, dear?

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How thoughtless of you, Commie. What if that really was an innocent young woman, desperate for the attentions of a caring, experienced, sexy young man such as yourself?


Pretty clear, I think, no?


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post Oct 4 2003, 09:47 AM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 2 2003, 06:30 PM)
And I hope you get raped and murdered by a fifty-year-old man with genital warts and halitosis, because that's all you deserve, you bastard.

Yup. Sarcasm.
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post Oct 4 2003, 10:08 AM
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Geez guys, I thought I was beong pretty obvious there...
I take pride in my ambiguity!
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post Oct 4 2003, 05:34 PM
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Just received this:

Hello. My name is Lisa. I am 24 years of age. I have seen your profile on the internet, and i was wondering if you can show me around town, or just chat over an instant messanger. I just moved to this new place here, and i don't have many friends =(. Well
Anyways, if your interested plzzz send me an email to Sherry_677_Monroe@hotmail.com , So i can send u some of my pictures.

bye bye,
lisa,

Good of her to let me know of her change of address.


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post Oct 4 2003, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 4 2003, 11:17 AM)
Geez guys, I thought I was beong pretty obvious there...
I take pride in my ambiguity!

You have way too much faith in peoples intelligence, this is the *internet* for monkeys sake! You expect everyone to have a basic understanding of sarcasm?
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post Oct 4 2003, 07:27 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 4 2003, 04:17 AM)
Geez guys, I thought I was beong pretty obvious there...
I take pride in my ambiguity!

Well, sarcasm is a little hard to convey properly online sometimes tongue.gif I just figured I'd ask to keep things in the clear so nobody got the wrong idea, that's all...


*wanders off to bang her head against the wall*


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post Oct 4 2003, 08:16 PM
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*sticks pillow inbetween goddess's head and the wall* it's ok hunni i get tres confused myself. in my single night's tradition of appearing in every thread i can, i say to commie that your spam plan sounds like fun as that's what they're doing to you, and i have no morals this week biggrin.gif they went off on holiday *mwahaha*


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post Oct 5 2003, 10:02 AM
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OK, well when I start using the words "sexy" and "Commie" in the same sentence with a discernable lack of appropriate negatives, you can be absolutely certain that I am being sarcastic.

Besides which, since when have I ever layed into someone that seriously, especially when I know them well? People, I think it's time we all stopped taking the stupid pills, non? tongue.gif
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post Oct 5 2003, 04:25 PM
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Polo, hon, you don't know me at all, and I have absolutely NO idea how well you do or don't know Commie. So how would I be able to make anything other than a "based-on-little-personal-involvement", unbiased statement? I was just trying to point out that there were parts of what you wrote that were of unclear intention, especially to people who don't know anything about you or your friendship with Commie. So don't go jumping down my or anyone else's throat just because we're trying to make sure things stay pleasant here, alright?


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