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Polocrunch
post Oct 4 2003, 11:07 AM
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I'm not sure if this thread is terribly good-ish, but here be the plan:

We insult each other.
We get imaginative.
We avoid actual swearing (unless used in a creative fashion).
We do not take it seriously.

What does everyone think?
Is anyone up for an insult match?

If so, my first insult to you is:

You're so dirty, my mother wouldn't hire you to work at her whorehouse - and she lives in a sewer!
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Sun Tsu
post Oct 4 2003, 11:27 AM
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You're so dirty, my mother wouldn't hire you to work at her whorehouse - and she lives in a sewer!


I get the feeling this thread will either be the savior of the forum or it's ugly, flaming apocolypse.

Anyway, you suck. tongue.gif
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CommieBastard
post Oct 4 2003, 11:30 AM
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QUOTE (Sun Tsu @ Oct 4 2003, 12:36 PM)
I get the feeling this thread will either be the savior of the forum or it's ugly, flaming apocolypse.

Anyway, you suck. tongue.gif

Yeah, you would think that, you useless drain on the Earth's gravity.


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post Oct 4 2003, 11:32 AM
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I suck? Ha! That insult sucks more than a thousand mosquitos! Or is it mosquitoes? Do mosquitos even have toes?

Besides which:

You both suck, blow, swallow and blow-dry. So ha.
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post Oct 4 2003, 11:37 AM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 4 2003, 11:41 AM)
You both suck, blow, swallow and blow-dry. So ha.

The fact that I can't think of a better comeback so early on in this fight, plus the fact that my first sucked really does prove it:

I suck. Immensly.

*sigh*
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post Oct 4 2003, 11:39 AM
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This thread isn't for insulting yourself, IDIOT. It's for insulting other people, like you, you son of a whore. You'd know that if you weren't so STUPID.


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post Oct 4 2003, 11:41 AM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Oct 4 2003, 11:48 AM)
This thread isn't for insulting yourself, IDIOT. It's for insulting other people, like you, you son of a whore. You'd know that if you weren't so STUPID.

I was actually trying to bow out of the match, not insult myself.
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post Oct 4 2003, 11:42 AM
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Oh, I get it. Backpedalling out of it with some "reason" for what you "said", are we? You make me sick.


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post Oct 4 2003, 11:43 AM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Oct 4 2003, 11:51 AM)
Oh, I get it. Backpedalling out of it with some "reason" for what you "said", are we? You make me sick.

Yes! Because I can't think of anything!...christ, actually read what i f**king typed....
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post Oct 4 2003, 11:44 AM
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QUOTE (Sun Tsu @ Oct 4 2003, 12:52 PM)
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Oct 4 2003, 11:51 AM)
Oh, I get it. Backpedalling out of it with some "reason" for what you "said", are we? You make me sick.

Yes! Because I can't think of anything!...christ, actually read what i f**king typed....

That was self-mocking sarcasm. Actually.


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post Oct 4 2003, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Oct 4 2003, 11:53 AM)
QUOTE (Sun Tsu @ Oct 4 2003, 12:52 PM)
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Oct 4 2003, 11:51 AM)
Oh, I get it. Backpedalling out of it with some "reason" for what you "said", are we? You make me sick.

Yes! Because I can't think of anything!...christ, actually read what i f**king typed....

That was self-mocking sarcasm. Actually.

Look, i'm off, because i'm taking this seriously even though I really should'nt be...
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post Oct 4 2003, 11:54 AM
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Commie, you manage to walk that fine line between hilarity and being genuinely insulting. I applaud you. You son of a whore-monger's illegitimate daughter.
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post Oct 4 2003, 11:56 AM
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this thread is both simultaniously repulsive and hilarious..... unsure.gif

oh and polo?

"You son of a whore-monger's illegitimate daughter."

LIKE YOUR MOM (this's gonna turn into 'the bad insults' match pretty soon biggrin.gif)


but on a serious side: perhaps this wasn't the best time to make this thread? unsure.gif
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post Oct 4 2003, 11:59 AM
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If my mother was anywhere nearly as repulsive, sickening and, frankly, frightening, as yours is, I would distance myself from her immediately. I would do this by, say, moving to another continent. Failing this I would engineer a situation in which no human would ever have to lay eyes on your foul relative again. No doubt world peace would quickly ensue.
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:09 PM
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yeah well, i've just voted you off the planet so there tongue.gif laugh.gif
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:17 PM
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QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Oct 4 2003, 12:18 PM)
yeah well, i've just voted you off the planet so there tongue.gif laugh.gif

Don't keep going. Seriously. These men are professionals. You don't know who you are messing with.....

Bewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare the sarcastic bastages.....
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:20 PM
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I'm glad Sun Tsu has so wisely decided to evacuate his cantankerous behind from this thread. Evidently he is unable to keep up with the oh-so-witty insults being heaped on him.
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:22 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 4 2003, 12:29 PM)
I'm glad Sun Tsu has so wisely decided to evacuate his cantankerous behind from this thread. Evidently he is unable to keep up with the oh-so-witty insults being heaped on him.

Indeed. I'll now take the role of the crazy old man shouting ''BEWAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!'' outside the thread.
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:29 PM
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so you'll just be yourself? tongue.gif biggrin.gif
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:31 PM
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QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Oct 4 2003, 12:38 PM)
so you'll just be yourself? tongue.gif biggrin.gif

Yup. With a megaphone too.
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:41 PM
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Hey Grandpa! Wanna learn how to sucked boiled eggs?
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 4 2003, 12:50 PM)
Hey Grandpa! Wanna learn how to sucked boiled eggs?

Enjoy sucking things then, Polo?
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:43 PM
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Only dick Sun Tsu, only dick. You?
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:44 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 4 2003, 12:52 PM)
Only dick Sun Tsu, only dick. You?

Same.
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post Oct 4 2003, 12:47 PM
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I see we have come to an impasse!

Your father would be lucky if he wasn't reclassed as a sub-species of gorilla.
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