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post Oct 8 2003, 03:46 AM
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So here was my wonderful day. I was almost late for work because the road I have to drive on to get to work was closed ALL the way towards the end, so I had to backtrack. As I'm turning around to do this, some weirdo woman tries getting into my car forcibly so I have to speed off to avoid this.
Whatever illness I seem to have is kicking into overdrive today. I was lightheaded and dizzy all day long and completely fatigued. I could barely lift ANYTHING. So of course, today is the day that the Iowa Food Stamp card machines go down. So whenever a customer tries to use them and cant because of the computer, they leave all their groceries. Which meant I would have to leave my register and put these hundreds upon hundreds of dollars worth of groceries away. I was also doing carryouts (helping customers take out big heavy things to their cars) this wore me out as well. I also was running a fever. All of this resulted in my passing out at my counter and being sent home. So after digging through my car to find money to put into my gas tank so I can make it home (gotta take that long way) I FINALLY make it home. Just in time to find out that theres a lot of unpaid utilities at this house from before I lived here. The waters already been shut off and the electricity goes on Friday. The total for these bills is well over $1000. Thank goodness I get paid Thursday so I can pay these peoples back bills. Go me.

Also, in addition to the illness....and this is quasi personal info, if you get offended easily please leave now.


Ever walked so much that your legs chaffed? Mine are doing that. And so are my.....bits and pieces. Theres a sizable gash on my....uh....(trying to find acceptable term here) manly bits. Not the shaft, the OTHER thing. Least it stopped bleeding. No friggen idea how THAT happened, but it did.

So anyway thats my day. I feel like crap, and it's probably pneumonia. Can't afford doctors so I have to wait it out. I'm sore, I'm tired, I'm cut, I'm 5 seconds away from going postal laugh.gif

There just had to vent happy.gif


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post Oct 8 2003, 03:54 AM
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/me hugs aries. I love ya no matter what kind of chaffing you have going. tongue.gif


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post Oct 8 2003, 03:56 AM
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Lo.....just you wait for the Meet and *THEN* I shall show *YOU* chaffing! laugh.gif

But on a serious note, thanks Lo aka Satine.

/me huggles Lo tightly like


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post Oct 8 2003, 04:21 AM
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gah, you should probibly tke a couple of days off to uh... become... uhh... un chaffed.

but i love you!


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post Oct 8 2003, 04:30 AM
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wow crudy day.

Say how come the power and water arent in your name. I dont think they can make you pay other peoples bills. You should take the people that lived there before you to peoples court, one of them television ones. Atleast that would get you a day or so off work.


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post Oct 8 2003, 04:51 AM
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aawwwwwww sad.gif That's definitely a rotten day! I hope that you start feeling better soon. Get lots and lots of rest--as much as possible anyways. *Hugs*
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post Oct 8 2003, 04:54 AM
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Problem is, if I dont help pay them, well I lose these utilities too. So there goes the computer and there goes doing just about ANYTHING in here (my room is pretty much the attic and theres only ONE light in there....no power means no seeing in there) so I have to help pay. Oh well. Things shall get better in due time smile.gif


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post Oct 8 2003, 11:35 AM
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Whoo... Sounds like a proper craptastic day there, fella. You have my sympathies...

I've had similar problems with at least two of the things you're suffering. My first flat in Bangor turned out to have nigh-on 100 of unpaid phonebills which we, as men with strong principles (not lazy, cheap stoners, oh no..), refused to pay. Never did get that bugger re-connected dry.gif

And the other... well... I just recommend a course of loose, comfy underwear, some kind of soothing/moisturising cream, and some padded dressing for the worst bits. And try and spend as much time naked with your legs akimbo as is humanly possible. Always a pleasure, never a chore... wink.gif

Hope it all gets better soon.

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post Oct 8 2003, 11:52 AM
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Your sympathy is in the mail. Please allow 4-5 working weeks for delivery.

Teh suck, Aries. Sounds like somebody needs a hug happy.gif


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post Oct 8 2003, 04:01 PM
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Chuffing Nora! Chafed old fella does not sound like a barrel of fun-pigs.

As a wise man once said - "crap loads of crap"

Take Inky's advice - sit with your pins spread - Dr Jonman also prescribes large amounts of videogames and trashy movies and comfy duvets. If possible, get some lovely young thing to fetch you ice cream and cups of tea.

And no bedroom antics till it's healed, washed and polished until you can see your reflection in it, y'hear?


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post Oct 8 2003, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Oct 8 2003, 04:10 PM)
Dr Jonman also prescribes large amounts of videogames and trashy movies and comfy duvets. If possible, get some lovely young thing to fetch you ice cream and cups of tea.

I second that. What better way is there to cheer you up than some games? happy.gif

Sucky day......but you know what they always say: Somethings gotta give. smile.gif
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post Oct 8 2003, 05:59 PM
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Ya that chaffing thing sounds pretty crappy, trust me even being female aint much help either, we get it too tongue.gif

As for your overall health, sounds like some well rounded bed rest is in order. Once you find out the problem with you, and see a doctor. Waiting it out might not be the best way but I guess if you're strapped fer cash its understandable.

Hope you get well soon big brother. smile.gif


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post Oct 8 2003, 06:42 PM
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My Aries!!!

*Hugs* ;_; Those mean people made you work with a fever for that long? Ungh, I guess that's life. But geez.. someone should have alerted you about the bills. I'm REALLY sorry to hear all that.. but like everyone's already posted, we love you and your chaffed manly parts.

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post Oct 9 2003, 01:44 AM
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Update on things.....Water billed got paid. As soon as it was paid, they burst a water line so now we're TOTALLY out of water. They might send someone to come fix it soon. Least I hope so. We're all paying for the electric tomorrow and keeping that turned on.

Work today was a ball. Between the fever returning (no dizziness though!) and customers calling me fag, ma'am, and dummy I was also assaulted physically by a customer. Nothing really major but it came as quite a shock. I placed her bananas that she had bought into a bag and then rang up a bag of apples. Went to move the bananas and put the apples in instead and she must've thought I was going to crush her teh 1337 nanners because she SCREAMED loudly not to smash them and she grabbed my hand, dug her pressed on nails into my skin and pushed me back. Like I said, nothing major but I've never had that happen before so I was kind of dumbfounded. (what me, dumbfounded? NEVER! tongue.gif)

All I can really say about today though is WHY MUST THE IGNORANT PEOPLE BREED?! MAKE THEM STOP REPRODUCING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!

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post Oct 9 2003, 03:25 AM
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*chuckle*

*seconds the motion*

we've been getting this huge influx of teh inbred monsters at the shop lately. I don't know what the hell they've been snorting, smoking, drinking or otherwise ingesting, but they're coming out of the woodwork. People who, after having their food handed to them, wait several minutes and then ask "Um...is this mine?"

other excerpts from today:

Customer: "I'll have that Italian Night Club thing"
My Manager: "Ok, did you want that on French bread, or on the square Wheat bread?"
Customer: "What kinds of bread do you have?"
My Manager: "We have the regular French bread, or (pointing) we have the square Wheat bread."
Customer: "That square bread...is that some kind of wheat bread?"

Customer on phone: "What kind of chips do you have?"
My Manager: (he got all the great ones today, bless him!) "We've got Cheetos, Doritos, Regular Lays, BBQ Lays, Baked Lays, and Sour Cream & Onion Baked Lays."
Customer on phone: "Your Cheetos...are they the poofy kind, or the crunchy kind?"
My Manager: "Hmm...well, on the bag they say, 'Cheetos Crunchy'"
Customer on phone: "Yes, but are they the crunchy kind, or the poofy kind?"
My Manager: "Well, I can't open the bag to tell you for sure, but on the bag it says 'Cheetos Crunchy.'"
Customer on phone: "Well, that really doesn't answer my question at all. Why can't you just tell me if they're the crunchy kind or the poofy kind?"

....this lady's order was in the other store's delivery area, so we called the order over to them. A half hour later, she calls back and demands to know why she hasn't gotten her food. We explain that it was sent to the other store, as she is in their delivery area, and she will need to call them to find out the status of her delivery. She proceeds to berate us for not giving her any information, demands to know how long it's been since she last called us, how long it's been since the driver left, etc. etc. We had to tell her three times to call the other store, as they would be the only ones who'd know this information, and finally had to hang up on her.


Hehehehe....but I think getting attacked by a fruit nut with press-on nails is much, much worse. *huggles the Judgy*


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post Oct 9 2003, 03:31 AM
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Here's my amusing part of the day.


Rang up hundreds of dollars worth of groceries for a customer. Completed the transaction, got her tender and gave her her change. Realized I had forgotten to ring up her coupons. My bad. So before I get the chance to explain to her that I can ring up those coupons and give her the change back from those she lays into me about how much money those are worth and stuff like that. I mean just laying into me. So as she's yelling I'm very happily ringing up her coupons and the till pops open and I give her change. Very loudly stating the amount:

" and $1.75 is your change back have a GREAT day!"

$1.75. She screamed at me for that much. Nevermind her $400 + in groceries. Just made me chuckle because this other gal in my line was trying so hard not to laugh. I even got the infamous "well I never...." line from my Kooky. The weirdos shop at my store. Really.


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post Oct 9 2003, 04:22 AM
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*hugs Aries* well that just sucks.....


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post Oct 9 2003, 03:56 PM
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Bad luck Aries, but do keep these coming! You surely have the funniest life ever. And the most sympathy-worthy life, of course. I wish I worked in Crazyville like you do. Oh the lawsuits!
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post Oct 9 2003, 07:23 PM
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poor ye! i hug thee in sympathy! and i thought my day was bad.... im not being biased, but take a scarve with you and strangle them to death! mmmmmm, scarves!

sorry...

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post Oct 9 2003, 08:06 PM
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*Hugs Aries* hope you had a better day today! I agree with Polo keep the stories coming there funny! tongue.gif


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post Oct 9 2003, 08:34 PM
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Boo. You need me and the girlfriend to come and shop at your store. We always entertain the till-folk. Tomfoolery and antics are our forte.


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post Oct 10 2003, 03:04 AM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 9 2003, 10:05 AM)
Bad luck Aries, but do keep these coming! You surely have the funniest life ever. And the most sympathy-worthy life, of course. I wish I worked in Crazyville like you do. Oh the lawsuits!

Funniest or most sympathy worthy, hardly, Polos tongue.gif

And Jonman, our wholesome all american store could sure use someone like you laugh.gif And I'm going to start using the term "till-folk" from now on...I like that...


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post Oct 11 2003, 03:23 PM
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*laughs her fool butt off*

OMG that was...like...the most perfect way EVER to handle a wack-job like that! Kudos to you and your magnificent savoir-fare!

If you can somehow find a way to get me n' the bf up there, we'll come visit you at work and play bodyguard for you! It'd be FUN!!!


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post Oct 11 2003, 06:21 PM
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I can see it already, Goddess.....you putting your security knowledge to good use...


"Ma'am please step away from the register.....MA'AM! STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE. REGISTER. NOW!"


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