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> Jack Schitt, Do you know it?
Fallen Element
post Oct 31 2003, 11:39 PM
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I got this in an email ages ago, been purging my inbox and came across it, thought it would amuse someone... Enjoy!

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Do you know Jack Schitt?
The lineage is now revealed!

When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," most people are at a loss for a response. But with the facts on your side, you will be able to handle this situation with confidence.
Jack Schitt was born to O. and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt was a wealthy man, having made his fortune in the fertilizer industry. He married Awe Hell, and Jack was their only little Schitt.
Once grown, Jack Schitt married Noe Bull, and the couple produced six children: Holie, Fulla, Givva, Bull, and the twins, Deep and Dip Schitt. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married a man named Holmes Scherlock. However, because she was still raising children, she chose to keep her previous married name, becoming known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Crapp, and they produced a son,Chicken, known for his timidity. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world, not returning until he had found a wife, a woman from Italy named Pisa.
Fulla and Givva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and, in a dual ceremony, married two brothers, Watt and Howdatt Happens. Proud of their family heritage, they also chose to keep their birth names, and became the
Schitt-Happens women. Later on, a bumper sticker created by the sisters added to the family fortune.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoars. They also adopted a Chinese child, Hoo-Givza. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them and inform them of your deep knowledge of this famous family


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post Nov 1 2003, 01:51 AM
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i got this in my last job bout 8 months ago
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post Nov 1 2003, 03:54 AM
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hehe That's funny! laugh.gif
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post Nov 1 2003, 01:43 PM
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i thought it was amusing! hee hee hee, i know a lot of people would have had it but i had to share it with those who hadn't, go forth and spread the Schittiness, hehehehe! biggrin.gif

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post Oct 24 2006, 12:58 AM
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I've just come up with a continuation of the Jack Schitt story. I first heard about Jack Schitt a couple of years ago, when I was a kid. I thought it was hilarious....but my version is even better:

Years later Baby Schitt grows up and the Schitt line continues:

Pisa Hott Schitt meets her future husband, Billy Crap-Ola while attending college. They eloped and Billy Crap-Ola changed his last name to Schitt and now are the proud parents of:

What A. Schitt

Take A. Schitt

Don Ki Schitt

Badd Az Schitt

Billy Schitt, Jr.

Pih Ginn Schitt

last, but not least,

Fellen Schitt

Chronicled by Awe Schitt-Happens
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post Oct 24 2006, 03:22 PM
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I saw that on this one sign in a shop before. I was gonna buy it and hang it up in my room, but I got the one that said.
Teenagers:
Tired of being harrassed by your stupid parents?
Act now!
Move out, get a job, pay your bills while you still know everything!


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