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Jonman
post Nov 10 2003, 09:25 PM
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Hope you've all got clean underpants on, 'cos I'm back! And I don't want no smelly bottoms. Got it?

Hope you've all been on best behaviour while I've been away.

P.S. Photo diary from me international jaunt ought to be going up online just as soon as I can pull my jetlagged ass into gear. Link will be forthcoming. Highlights include turtles mating and a baboon masturbating in the zoo at Perth (two events were unrelated), and lots of scenic scenery scenes.


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:30 PM
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Yay! The Man Named Jon returns! Have fun, you bastard you?


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:30 PM
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Welcome back! smile.gif

/me stashes the dead bodies in the closet

Mhm. We have been our best behavior.

Especially me. I was an innocent lil angel. Yep. happy.gif

The question here is, were you a good boy while traveling abroad? Did you stay with your travel buddy and not wander away from the group and such?

Oh, and did you have fun, of course? smile.gif


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:34 PM
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Yep! We've all been very good and and not doing anything we shouldn't have. Honest! *stands there trying to look all inocent* rolleyes.gif


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:36 PM
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Welcome Back Jonman!

Does anyone else find it odd that the two photos he mentioned have to do with sex? No, me neither.

We've been very good boys and girls and we haven't been setting anything on fire. At all. Don't listen to what the firemen tell you. They're all liars.


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:40 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 10 2003, 02:39 PM)
Yay! The Man Named Jon returns! Have fun, you bastard you?

Absolutely: see the above note about the mating turtles. It was brilliant. There was even a jealous turtle lover who walked in when they were in the middle of it, and had a fight with the male turtle. No, there actually was, it was like soap opera with shells. Frickin brilliant it was.


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:41 PM
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Now that sounds like fun.


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:42 PM
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QUOTE (Jaq @ Nov 10 2003, 02:45 PM)
Welcome Back Jonman!

Does anyone else find it odd that the two photos he mentioned have to do with sex? No, me neither.

We've been very good boys and girls and we haven't been setting anything on fire. At all. Don't listen to what the firemen tell you. They're all liars.

Actually, the mating turtles is a video clip. you can hear the shells going "krrrchhh krcchhh" and everything.


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:42 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Nov 10 2003, 09:51 PM)
Actually, the mating turtles is a video clip. you can hear the shells going "krrrchhh krcchhh" and everything.

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post Nov 10 2003, 09:47 PM
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The progit....proget...that word...sod it


Jonman returns!!! laugh.gif

....you let yourself get caught masturbating??...fool!!


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:47 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 10 2003, 02:51 PM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Nov 10 2003, 09:51 PM)
Actually, the mating turtles is a video clip. you can hear the shells going "krrrchhh krcchhh" and everything.

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kthx

I'm assuming that that meant 'post please'

As I said, the photo diary'll go up when I can be bothered. Including the clip of the turtles.

Incidentally, I had a conversation with a cockatiel at the zoo as well. Accidentally deleted that clip though.


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Nov 10 2003, 09:56 PM)
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 10 2003, 02:51 PM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Nov 10 2003, 09:51 PM)
Actually, the mating turtles is a video clip. you can hear the shells going "krrrchhh krcchhh" and everything.

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I'm assuming that that meant 'post please'

Never assume, Jonman. Why, that could have meant...ummm...oh, bugger it. Yes, it meant "post please".


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post Nov 10 2003, 09:56 PM
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glad to see the prodigal son has returned smile.gif
missed you old man wink.gif cant wait to hear about your trip..
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post Nov 10 2003, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE (ravein @ Nov 10 2003, 10:05 PM)
prodigal

that was the word....dammit!! i suck!


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post Nov 10 2003, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Nov 10 2003, 06:08 PM)
QUOTE (ravein @ Nov 10 2003, 10:05 PM)
prodigal

that was the word....dammit!! i suck!

funny thing is I never saw your post smile.gif
see u really are the man Jon tongue.gif


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post Nov 10 2003, 10:26 PM
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I know I shouldn't, but I really have to ask.

The baboon... Did it eat it afterwards?


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post Nov 10 2003, 10:32 PM
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You know, I swear I have magical powers of... something. Because I was just thinking earlier today, "Gee, I wonder if Jonman will be back today." And here you are!

Actually, I just made that up.

Welcome back and stuff. You owe us many pictures.
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post Nov 10 2003, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 10 2003, 03:41 PM)
You know, I swear I have magical powers of... something. Because I was just thinking earlier today, "Gee, I wonder if Jonman will be back today." And here you are!

Actually, I just made that up.

Welcome back and stuff. You owe us many pictures.

That's lucky, 'cos I have many pictures. Many. Thanks mainly in part to the ludicrous sized memory card for me camera I acquired for a paltry sum of local currency in Singapore.

Patience, young Grasshopper. Remember, this is me we're talking about. Not only am I lazy and unmotivated, I'm also inept at web design, and in the process of moving across the country temporarily. So maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. But soon, and for the rest of your li...well, soon, anyway. Ish.


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post Nov 10 2003, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Nov 10 2003, 03:35 PM)
I know I shouldn't, but I really have to ask.

The baboon... Did it eat it afterwards?

Trust you to ask that.

Actually, as it happens, I think the frantic clicking of the shutter on my camera put him off his stroke, as he wandered off halfway through. The upside of that is that I got a shot of his comically pink ass.


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post Nov 10 2003, 10:57 PM
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Holy poop on a stick, your power is great indeed if you can put a baboon off teasing one out...

Anyway, nice to hear you got about a bit, and used your travels wisely to observe animals getting nasty!


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post Nov 10 2003, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Nov 10 2003, 04:06 PM)
Holy poop on a stick, your power is great indeed if you can put a baboon off teasing one out...

Anyway, nice to hear you got about a bit, and used your travels wisely to observe animals getting nasty!

You don't want to know what happened with the elephants.....

And anyway, watching animals in the zoo getting jiggy IS using free business travel wisely as far as I'm concerned. That and getting trolleyed in Sydney with one of my oldest buddies who's out there travelling. That and getting sunburnt in Mauritius while snorkelling over a coral reef. Genius, if you ask me.


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post Nov 11 2003, 02:05 AM
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welcome back jonman! It's always good to see you back again! Oh and to see the fornication of animals! laugh.gif


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post Nov 11 2003, 02:16 AM
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Dude - what's it like in Oz? - I'm about to go out there for a year (flight leaves in 9 days time)...


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post Nov 11 2003, 06:13 AM
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welcome back, oh man of jon! glad to hear you came back safe, sound, and having a good time biggrin.gif


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post Nov 11 2003, 12:52 PM
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Never leave again Jonman. Do, and I'll staple your earlobes to the desk biggrin.gif laugh.gif

Glad the far away place treated you well. Can you get away with directing turtle porn in the UK? blink.gif


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