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DarkProtector
post Nov 19 2003, 07:42 PM
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I want to help noobs and adavnced users get together so advanced users make a post and noobs PM the one who fits you best.
DO NOT SPAM THIS WITH CONVERSATION OR ANY OTHER KIND OF SPAM

To start this out I'm a 17/f whose personality is below. Also I am kind to you up until you piss me off then I am mad at you for a long time. It's hard to do this so don't worry. I don't mind incessent questions or repeat q's so feel free to ask anything and nothing is taboo with me so if you like PM me.


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Pikasyuu
post Nov 20 2003, 01:52 AM
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suggestive cupcake
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Hi new people!

I'm syuu. A bouncy, daft, rather patient sixteen year old female. I'm extremely willing to help anyone and get all PMs within twenty four hours, so it's pretty hard not to get in contact with me if you need anything. I have avatar sites, sig suggestions, and candy. You -know- you want candy, you lovely new person you. tongue.gif

So feel free to PM whenever. ^.^ I've been out've a newb for a while .. Nuh.


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cheese is funny
post Nov 20 2003, 07:33 AM
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hey newbies!

im cheese. get adopted by me. enough said.


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the lil' pie...
post Nov 20 2003, 10:15 AM
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i'm charlotte, i'm nearly 17/f (wooooo partay) and i love pie laugh.gif would love to have a noob again, i'd hug you lots and give you pies and tuck you in at night.
very easy to get hold of anytime and always happy to listen for hours on end to what breed of hamster you find more evil etc etc. or to more serious things.
PM me and i promise i won't bite you, i'll be really really nice, honest! wink.gif biggrin.gif


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acidteardrop
post Nov 20 2003, 02:02 PM
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HI! my name is erik. gender doesnt really matter, does it? im 15 (16 soon) and i need a noob. i enjoy matazone, fantasy RPGs, and being abstinent. im an odd one blink.gif

feel free to PM me. id love to help a noob.


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YAY FOR POLYGOMY! YAY FOR YOU ACTUALLY BEING BORED ENOUGH TO ENLARGE ALL OF THIS!

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Rattgirl
post Nov 20 2003, 02:49 PM
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Ooo! Adoption! I really need a new n00b...one went off and became demi-god of this site and the other one disappeared. *sniffle* *looks up* Oh! Right...

*in best Kermit voice* Hell-o! Goddess of Wheee here (also known as Julia)..25/f (ohh now I feel old! Look at this! I should have grand-n00bs or something!) and full of wry humor. I love and protect all n00bs but it's a special thing to have one of your very own. I give awesome hugs and I'm great at long talks and I love questions!!! People may not see me much on here, but I stop by every day. *lurk lurk lurk*

...so....yeeeeahhhh....Oh, and Cheese is my vati so I gotta be pretty cool tongue.gif


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magikeyes14
post Nov 20 2003, 11:07 PM
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Krys here.. your normal everyday teen, except the normal part.. lol... I like emo/punk/rock.. i dislike rap... but that dont matter now do it? *giggles* i love helping n00bs, becuase ya'll are just so cute happy.gif.... i'll be nice and treat u well, and tuck u in, and give u candy, and kiss u goodnight, and sing u songs, and dance randomly, and introduce u to people, and most of all, i'll be your frend smile.gif enjoy matazone... if you need help, feel free to PM me


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Debaser
post Nov 20 2003, 11:14 PM
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Hi. I'm Dayan. Don't get adopted by me. Seriously. My last n00b died in mysterious circumstances, and it's still going through the courts. So run whilst you still can.


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gerbilfromhell
post Nov 20 2003, 11:25 PM
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hi, i'm gerbil. as you can see in my sig, i'm an experience noob horder i've had 5 of my noobs graduate from noobdom, and the rest are yet to come. i either know the answers to all of your questions, or know the people who know them. so get adopted by ME! biggrin.gif

hehe, look at my fancy resume! laugh.gif
/me doesn't have all your fancy shmancy accent marks tongue.gif
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Mr Fuzzy
post Nov 20 2003, 11:50 PM
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My real name is not important, and I'm not an adopter, but if you feel the need for a change to your name or somesuch, I can sort that out for you.

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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Nov 21 2003, 01:01 AM
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Like you give a damn... >_>




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porcelainwarrior
post Nov 21 2003, 11:28 AM
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Hi ickle new people. I'm Laura and I'm nearly 17, erm...most of my previous noobs ran away but...I'll help anyone out that needs it...just don't run away from me...I can't take the rejection any more...*sob*


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VVes
post Nov 21 2003, 06:10 PM
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Hello, I am Wesley. (19)

I hail from Austin/Round Rock, Texas...Work in the day hours, misguided college sophmore by night...I'm on from 9am to 5pm central US time...most times.

I have eclectic musical tastes, love makng real and chat friendships from around the world. Love movies, reading, and Anime/Manga.

I am an advertisement freak, I work at an ad agency as well.

I do some sports recreationally. Love cars, gadgets and zany unpredictable people.

Drop me a line or catch me on my messenger(s).


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Polocrunch
post Nov 21 2003, 11:37 PM
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Hallo, I am Helga the German milkmaid. I have long golden locks, baby blue eyes and ample breasts. If you let me adopt you I will coddle you to my loving bosom and feed you my milk. I like the men wearing the lederhosen, and I have my eye on Hans, a strong young man from Ausbacher. Please drop me a PM and let me swing my jugs of milk in your direction.
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Pikasyuu
post Nov 22 2003, 01:43 AM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Nov 22 2003, 11:46 AM)
Hallo, I am Helga the German milkmaid. I have long golden locks, baby blue eyes and ample breasts. If you let me adopt you I will coddle you to my loving bosom and feed you my milk. I like the men wearing the lederhosen, and I have my eye on Hans, a strong young man from Ausbacher. Please drop me a PM and let me swing my jugs of milk in your direction.

I am -so- your new n00b.

/me fires up the personal messanger

Here I come, busty milkwench!


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Polocrunch
post Nov 22 2003, 10:28 PM
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Helga has plenty of milk to slosh about. Everyone can drink the good, white juice!
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VVes
post Nov 23 2003, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Nov 22 2003, 05:37 PM)
Helga has plenty of milk to slosh about. Everyone can drink the good, white juice!

Does this mean if I fed you chocolate confections I get chocolate milk?

::: I just had to spam along , I am bored, Let's all adopt each other and Unf the day away!!! :::


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Weary Traveler
post Nov 24 2003, 02:56 AM
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sing a song of sorrow..
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welll.... I'm not a noob anymore really.. BUT I WANT TO BE ONE! does someone want to adopt me? well.. Wes aready did but you see now I need a mommy. I'm a good noob but sometimes I need a spanking ~_^ anyway I'm all over th place so catch me if you want to adopt me biggrin.gif


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Fallen Element
post Nov 24 2003, 03:31 PM
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Im Fal! Im just fresh out of n00bdom, so i can relate to you and feel your fledgling pain! and, i will give you scarfs! lots and lots of woolly goodness! and...if you ask me nicely, i will hug you!

Fal xXx


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DarkProtector
post Nov 24 2003, 08:00 PM
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I SAID NO SPAMMING WITH CONVERSATION THIS IS CONVERSATION THIS IS A WARNING KEEP IT OUT OR I WILL SPAM YOU.


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Dominatrix:::magikeyes14's sex army conspiracist:::League of ISH white tiger:::Animal Spirit club I am in the I love boobs club Governor:::Ejit Cult I am in the League Of Extraordinarily Sexyish Women lord high squirell cruncher:::anti-squirrel army Berserker High Commander:::Rebel Alliance Bisous:::hug cult Goddess of SEX:::fantasy creatures club
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user posted imageMY ACID BUNNY IS SHAMIRAuser posted imageShalimar.user posted imagePyroMaia. user posted imageEVO buddy user posted imageLOOK AT THE FROGGIE MY FANTASY

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CrissiLove
post Nov 24 2003, 08:27 PM
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Hi, Noobs looking for a mommy or daddy! smile.gif My name is Crissi--in case you couldn't tell from looking at my nickname.... lol I have only had one noob before and he disappeared, so I'm not really sure if I would be a good choice.... But I would be more than happy to help anyone and answer any questions that you may have! If I do not have an answer, I can still help you try to find the answer! Bye!
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coral_fang
post Nov 26 2003, 08:29 PM
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adopt me choose me me il be good and i promise i wont mess up the carpet!!! im a teenage female (almost) normal laughs insanely in own little world.


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TigerLily013
post Nov 30 2003, 11:18 PM
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Hey there!

I am Rebecca *TADA!!* biggrin.gif I have not been a n00b holder since my boyfriend joined the site laugh.gif but I am sure I could be someone you guys are looking fer as a friend. I love making new friends on here. You would not believe not many people on my msn and yahoo combined I have from this place. It is great and I know you will like it here.

Well now that im done rambling on, lets get to the descriptions shall we? I am 17 (going on 18 in march) and reside in Ontario Canada smile.gif I see myself as someone who would do anything for a friend, even take a bullet for them. Friendship and good people mean a lot to me. I am a good listener as some have told me, and I have stories of my own too, so I can relate! If you want me to be your guardian on the site as you are going through being a n00b, gimme a ring online here! I use all my messengers mostly (sometimes i go on icq so pm me if thats the case).

Hope I hear from you soon happy.gif


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Darkgoddesskoni
post Dec 1 2003, 05:42 PM
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Hi, I'm DarkGoddessKoni or Koni for short. I've been watching animations on this site forever and I've seen 'em as they come. I've just never done the forums before so i guess ::sigh:: Im a noob. ::nervous laugh::

I need a mommy or a daddy who will be nice to me and will help me figure out what is going on because I often get lost and confused.

If you need some info on me just PM me and I'll let you know. biggrin.gif

Thank you I love you Buh Bye
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Beans
post Dec 2 2003, 03:15 AM
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ya well um... i guess im up for adoption... but ya to tell the truth im a troublemaker and it will probably be reely hard to get me out of the noobdomland...dom and preferably someone stupid so i dont feel outta place..


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