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post Dec 8 2003, 10:22 PM
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There is a new comedy show on ITV1 called SHOOT THE WRITERS! Send us your comedy scripts and you have the chance of getting them performed on national TV and voted for by the general public.

The winners will get much exposure and meet lots of useful people. It is a great way to get into the exciting comedy writing world.

Be sure to watch ITV1 on 9th December (late night) to see the first show. We look forward to seeing all your scripts!

To download an entry form goto http://www.itv.com/shootthewriters

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post Dec 8 2003, 10:40 PM
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what are the criterea for entry?

how many pages of dialogue etc?
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post Aug 30 2004, 08:35 PM
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hello jodie if you r going 2 b reading this it is us 4rm your mothers 50th birthday! biggrin.gif we tried 2 vote 4 u but came across gr8 difficulty whist doing so, therefore decided 2 dedicate a message 2 u. we r not stalking u, we lead sad and pointless lives, along with every1 else on this message board. No offence, but it really is sad. We are only doing this to say howdy to our new friend hu is on shoot the writers, so we now love it! we will be treasuring your autographs 4eva so much that we may even frame them. we r not on crack jo as we hav already had 2 explian this point before. even bob the receptionist 4ort we were, we were jst merry. we will b tuning in on thursday 2 c u in your full acting glory, hope u r actually on it or this is pointless n u lied n we're tlking 2 anyone hus reading this. sum final notes 4 u jodie:
1.we r not on crack
2.we r not stalking u (u no this as we r not tenting in your garden) ph34r.gif
3.we jst wanted 2 say howdy

this is the end of our devotion 2 u, our pink shirted friend!
your dearest n gr8st fans frm the village hotel. COVENTRY. wink.gif

I love Jodie the one and only Man In Pink Shirt!
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post Aug 30 2004, 08:44 PM
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I'm sorry, you have just killed the English language as we know it. PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

2) You just made a post for one person, which is of no use to anyone. Next time, use a PM.
3) You posted the exact same thing in a thread made for the reason of posting that message. That's a double post. Check out www.dictionary.com for the definition of double and number 2 for another reason.
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post Oct 3 2004, 03:27 AM
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QUOTE (Mutilation @ Aug 30 2004, 08:44 PM)

i wouldn't exactly associate 'DUMBASS' being part of the English language either.
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post Oct 3 2004, 03:45 AM
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... Callingmaninpinkshirt, I. HATE. YOU.

Please, just leave.

As for the comedy? Maybe.

I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby.

I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you.
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post Oct 3 2004, 03:45 AM
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Shut up, noob!

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Calling Man, this is already a mindless-enough thread. Find this Jodie chick and talk with her some other way. Also, don't use text speak. This has been discussed and posted already and it's getting old. And for God's sake, man. Talk in first-person singular.

Mutilation, I'm down with what your saying, but are the name-calling and swearing really necessary? You're real harsh on all this, man. Chill.

THat was pretty harsh of you too, Mick.

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