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MistressAlti
post Dec 13 2003, 08:24 AM
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It's 1 in the morning, I'm browsing sites of excellent boredom, and suddenly an IM from a particular board member (who will be nameless because although I like public embarrassment, I'm not cruel) pops onto my screen:

"you still onlined?"

I quickly become aware that said person is drunk. I have no idea what to say to this, considering Person and I have barely talked before this moment. I decide this would be a good time to talk about American politics, so I say something about not believing September 11th was a conspiracy, and Person drunkenly agrees:

"I'm too much of a... thingee.... can't think of the word... damn whisky..."

Person suddenly signs off, and I am disappointed, thinking that my fun is over already. But soon Person returns apparently with food in hand:

"I'm not sure why I ordered pizza at 1:00 in the morning."

Silence, as Person thinks about this statement, and finally comes to a brilliant conclusion:

"probably because i"m pissed."

Not long later, we're on the subject of sports. I mention that I played basketball for nine years, but had to quit, in part because of a painfully bad knee. Person understands my pain:

"my gf does to... she has a condition. I can't remember what it's called. It makes her knees hurt."

I am cracking up significantly now, and am very sorry to see Person go lay down because they "dont feel well". No, really?

I'm posting this to see if they remember it when they wake up hungover in the morning. It'd be even better if they own up to it.

I never said it was an interesting story.
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post Dec 13 2003, 09:01 AM
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*falls over laughing*

Very nice. Random drunk people IMing you at odd hours is highly amusing. It happens to me from time to time. Mine is amusing for the mere fact that this guy is someone I knew from YEARS ago and now he IMs me thinking I'm a girl trying to cyber.....It's quite interesting trying to explain WHY I can't come over and keep him company.


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post Dec 13 2003, 04:44 PM
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lmao

I did that to Leo once. And to Covert...I think? I believe it was at the same time. Only mine was at something like 2 or 3 in the afternoon. I seem to recall telling Leo I wanted to go run through the sprinklers that were going on the lawn outside my window. I think he told me to go for it....lmao. I didn't, though. All that was accomplished that night was me throwing up somewhere...I think it was the night I threw up in the cat's food bowl, but I can't be sure.

I've also had drunken people IM me. One time a friend of mine in England was VERY drunk...this was years ago...I think I was something like 16..and I didn't know then that pissed = drunk. Our conversation went something like this:
Friend: "im' pissde"
Me:"Why?"
Friend:"coz iev been dirnking, silly cnad"
Me: "Huh? Why would that make you pissed?"
Friend: "wtf? a re you pissed too?"
Me: "Nooo...why would I be?"
Friend: "coz ist fun!"
Me: "You are so weird."
Friend: "awerwqifns"
Me: "wtf?"
Friend: "i dno't even kwnow."
Me: "Are you drunk? Your typos are even worse than normal. tongue.gif "
Friend: "yessssss you silly gril. ive been telllling you, im pisssed! oh. pissed = drnuk."

That's actually less garbled than the whole conversation was when it happened. I got a lot of messages that neither of us could work out like "boiwernwi." I much prefer to be the person being IMed by the drunkard rather than being the drunkard myself. biggrin.gif


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post Dec 13 2003, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Dec 13 2003, 08:23 AM)
"my gf does to... she has a condition. I can't remember what it's called. It makes her knees hurt."

Damn usually this would give it away as a guy, but nope not a clue hope they say who it was, and what pizza they had tongue.gif
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post Dec 13 2003, 07:29 PM
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Being IMed by drunk people is fun. I remember this one time...

HEY

IM HAPPY

LIKE DRUNKHAPPY

DRUNK/HAPPY

HAPPY/DRUNK

DRUNK/HAPPY

HAPPY/DRUNK

That went on for a while...


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post Dec 13 2003, 08:20 PM
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Lol! No offense SPS, but Missy's IMer sounds a bit like you. Didn't you order pizza at some ungodly hour once? tongue.gif

I love getting drunken IMs.. and sending them. Great fun for either party, but Cand's made me laugh XD


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post Dec 13 2003, 08:58 PM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Dec 13 2003, 12:19 PM)
Lol! No offense SPS, but Missy's IMer sounds a bit like you. Didn't you order pizza at some ungodly hour once? tongue.gif

The pizza thing does sound like him, doesn't it? biggrin.gif

But, I don't think he counts as just an acquaintance of Missy's. Plus, I know who it is. But I won't tell. Cause I'm nice. Or at least I'm feeling nice today. happy.gif


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post Dec 13 2003, 09:14 PM
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I know who it is. Oh and the pizza was my idea. Said person should be thanking me. *dances*
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post Dec 13 2003, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Dec 13 2003, 08:19 PM)
Lol! No offense SPS, but Missy's IMer sounds a bit like you. Didn't you order pizza at some ungodly hour once? tongue.gif

I love getting drunken IMs.. and sending them. Great fun for either party, but Cand's made me laugh XD

nah, i got IM's from said drunk person too.... i think he was trying to copy my state of mind from the night before....i was very drunk


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post Dec 14 2003, 01:58 AM
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I remember a couple weeks ago, I came on and posted one jarbled message, told everyone on MSN that I was drunk, PMed everyone who was on the forums at the time, and marveled at the rainbows my spit made on the computer screen. laugh.gif


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post Dec 14 2003, 04:03 AM
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Ever go in a voice chat on yahoo at 3 in the morning and listen to stoned out people? Very amusing what fights you can start on there lmao laugh.gif

I also notice when someone is stoned or drunk, they say LOL a lot or ROFL. Of course like you guys said they are jumbled usually, but still you have a great audience wink.gif laugh.gif


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post Aug 30 2004, 10:50 PM
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/me spots a search bot looking at this thread and decides to resurrect it.

I'm rather slammed now. It's great. Whee.


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post Aug 30 2004, 10:53 PM
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YAY for drunken stupidness...

I'm drunk and stupid and share with everyone!!!!


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It's great isn't it? Being a gibbering idiot who can only focus with one eye at a time is one of my favourite hobbies.


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Yeah - I thought I was the only person who did this!!

I've started doing that when I'm sober too - generally a bad sign.

*gives Fuzzy a wedgy for the fun of it*


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post Aug 30 2004, 11:03 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Aug 30 2004, 11:56 PM)
*gives Fuzzy a wedgy for the fun of it*
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/me squeaks and gets bulging eyes.


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post Aug 30 2004, 11:06 PM
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That works for me.

*can't. stop. giggling.*


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post Aug 30 2004, 11:09 PM
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I aim to please. (He says with smutty eyebrow wiggling.)


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post Aug 30 2004, 11:19 PM
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Hypnotised. By. The. Eyebrows.

Can't. Stop. Talking. Like. This. biggrin.gif


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post Sep 1 2004, 06:45 AM
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My God, this thread's a bit old, isn't it?
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post Sep 1 2004, 06:07 PM
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Haha. I *think* I remember who it was. It seems about right, because they would say "pissed" and be influenced by Irish to do silly things like ordering pizza.

*ponders*


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