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arpeggiodreams
post Dec 17 2003, 11:45 PM
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I was in WalMart today, doing some Xmas shopping and getting oil for my car (this is a regular purchase... it's like the Exxon Valdez), when The Voice comes over the loudspeaker and announces "Will Penis's Grandma please report to the courtesy desk. I repeat, Penis's Grandma, to the courtesy desk."

Now, one of my friends uses the word penis constantly, so I called him up and told him. He thought it was great. Right when I hung up on him, they announced it again: "Penis and Penis's Grandma, to the courtesy desk."

This was one of my best trips to WalMart ever.


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post Dec 17 2003, 11:47 PM
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That is absolutely wonderful.

I'd have cracked up if I heard that. Penis's grandma?! WTF?!


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post Dec 17 2003, 11:50 PM
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It makes me want to carry around a tape recorder all the time, just so I'd have a record of it


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post Dec 18 2003, 04:17 AM
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LMAO hahahaha Now I have to go to ever Wally world in my local area just to see if I can catch them say anything stupid like that laugh.gif tongue.gif

lmao that's great!


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post Dec 18 2003, 07:19 AM
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I feel as an employee of Walmart I should speak my peace and defend the sanctity of my store.


But they just don't pay me enough for that.


What amuses me is that your store's Courtesy Desk people (my current main job at Walmart) were stupid enough to fall for that trick. I'd sure like to see THEM in action dry.gif


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post Dec 18 2003, 07:48 AM
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That's better than all of the mayhem and trouble we've pulled at Wally World over the years by far.


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post Dec 18 2003, 08:01 AM
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I should find this site a friend of a friend did....something about her adventures in Wal Mart.

OMG it was unbelievably funny.

There's also this site...the diary of a Wal Mart employee. I nearly peed myself laughing at that one.

*EDIT!!!* I found the diary one! Yay for Google!!!

CLICKETY!!!


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post Dec 18 2003, 10:42 AM
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heehee....we should have chain-stores like wally world in the uk....oh, the possibilities....


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post Dec 18 2003, 12:49 PM
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hmmm.... me and my freind do somthing similure at the mall we always ask for a dr. pudding or mr. circumsized. its a real kick.


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post Dec 18 2003, 01:43 PM
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hahahaha! fagtabulous!
This is kind of the same type of thing, my friend got a fourtune cookie yesterday that read, "of the lucky you are the chosen one".. she was soooo happy that of everyone she IS THE CHOSEN ONE... so everyone else who felt they where chosen.. you where wrong, the Chosen ones name is Ande and she lives on NC laugh.gif


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post Dec 19 2003, 04:47 AM
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Fagtabulous......I wub.gif you ravein. I must use that in my future ramblings.

At any rate, in the fun Walmart spirit, I have created a Walmart blog on Xanga.


Aries' Walmart Blog


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post Dec 19 2003, 01:41 PM
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QUOTE (Prince Aries @ Dec 19 2003, 12:46 AM)
Fagtabulous......I wub.gif you ravein. I must use that in my future ramblings.

At any rate, in the fun Walmart spirit, I have created a Walmart blog on Xanga.


Aries' Walmart Blog

dont forget gaylicious, or gayrific, or the ever popular fag-o-licious.. or lesbionic for those ironic or strong lesbians smile.gif


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post Dec 19 2003, 01:50 PM
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QUOTE (ravein @ Dec 19 2003, 01:40 PM)
.. or lesbionic for those ironic or strong lesbians smile.gif

LMFAO - "lesbionic" is my new favourite word. It makes me think of lesbian robots for some reason. And if there's something funnier than lesbian robots, I don't know what it is.


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