Yahoo Flirters Vs. Missy, I'll give you one guess who's winning Options

[MistressAlti]

Him: hi
Me: hiya
Him: how do you do
Me: I do well, and you?
Him: thankx im ok too r u from?
Me: I'm from the US. You?
Him: waaaa im in london
Him: asl plz
Me: 18/f/USA
Him: r u beautiful?
Me: Probably not.
Him: why?
Him: your real name plz
Me: My real name is Diane.
Me: What about you, a/s/l?
Him: 22 m
Him: u have a pretty name
Me: Thanks.
Him: hi diane
Me: Hello...
Him: do you have a boy friends
Me: Nope.
Him: why not
Me: Oh, I don't know, probably because I'm fat.
Him: no dont say that
Me: Why not? Don't you like the truth?
Me: The truth will set you free you know.
Him: yep i know but being fat is not a matter
Me: It isn't?
Me: Then why don't I have a boyfriend?
Me: Probably because I'm annoying, then... that must be it...
Me: I might just be stupid.
Him: u don't seem to stupid to me
Me: I don't know why I'm single but I'm sure there's a good reason
Him: actually be single is better then with bad company
Me: Yeah, that's what my last boyfriend said when he broke up with me.
Him: o that mean u had a boy fr... in past
Me: It was a while ago, but yes
Him: o i c
Me: He dated my best friend after me. I think that says plenty.
Him: ooo so sad
Him: he must probbley the stupid man
Me: No, he was good at physics, I think that means that he was smart.
Him: he may be good in physics but not mantelly
Me: It's okay, she was prettier than me, so it makes sense.
Him: no i can'take that
Him: only stupid people do this kind thing
Me: I don't think so... it made sense. She was prettier than me so of course he should date her.
Him: is she relly
Him: i don'think so
Me: She was... she had long, pretty brown hair.
Him: dont u have long hair
Me: I didn't then, but I do now
Him: what short of hair do you have now?
Me: my hair is shoulder-length
Him: what colour
Me: Brown. I dyed it to be just like my friend's so I can be pretty too.
Him: waaa i wish u r with me i like brown hair soulder lenght
Me: Really? You'd like my friend then.
Him: i don't think so
Him: not your friends
Me: Why not? She's really pretty and nice too.
Him: i think c is bitch because she want out with your boyfriends
Me: Don't call her a bitch! She's nice.
Him: i dought about that
Me: Whateva... it doesn't matter.
Him: actullly u er right
Him: so r u looking for new boyssss
Me: Yeah. I hate being alone. It makes me feel worthless. All my friends have boys. I'm a loser.
Him: it is very nice to talk to u
Him: i will never forget
Him: u r a star
HIm: u must be very inteligent
Me: Oh, no I'm not...
Him: i think u r be positive
Him: what is time there now?
Me: 4.30pm
(suddenly he leaves the table, but soon returns)
Him: sorry im back
Me: You left me.
Me: You think I'm ugly too, don't you.
Him: no never
Me: Then why did you leave me?
Me: Am I not good enough for you?
Me: Just go away...
Him: no that no right darling
Me: I think it is.
Me: Just go away.

I then booted him from the table, and he IMs me:

Him: hello i like u come on
Him: come on plz plz plz plz
Him: hello

And then I got an email entitled "be positive"

"hi sweety i don't mean to hurt u because i been disconnected, because this stupid phone line.
i m veryyyyyyyyy sorrrrrryyyyy
plz forgive me. positive"

Ha. I have anchored another one.

Yahoo Flirters 0, Missy 5.