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post Dec 22 2003, 05:34 PM
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[COLOR=purple]Hello....we are...new....There are two of us, it's not just the royal piss...we have fingers of chocolate and randomness a plenty. blink.gif is that cheese up your nose? Oh dear........... Ahh erm... hmm.... Anyone want to guide these poor souls so we don't get lost?... Don't worry, we'll give you 5minutes to run before we eat your brains /(^.^)\ (^.-)


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"I like eating sherbert out of pumpkins!"
"My leg's gone dead again...."

We Are AcidTearDrops NooB!
Now THAT's bravery to try and take the insanity and pressure of all 2/3/12 of us.... (12 if you count the voices in jen's head, see there's bob, fred, father ted, dougal, gibbons and scruff, then...........)
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post Dec 22 2003, 05:40 PM
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Actually, no its not up my nose, but I am eating cheese... odd fellow.
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post Dec 22 2003, 05:41 PM
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Hello There!!!!! I am your friendly forum moderator Tara. Please ensure you don't put your feet on the table and clean up any mess you make biggrin.gif


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post Dec 22 2003, 05:52 PM
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Don't worry...I'll clean up after him tongue.gif pretty well housetrained, but well...you know... rolleyes.gif lol only kidding....like the spikes by the way. Just bought some myself. Match the bracelet doncha know!

2person mosh pit in progress...this could become painful looking at spikes.... By the way, for those who wondered, we are indeed the fabulous... David and Jen. (o.O) /(~.~)\ Baldrick and his Gherkinator, Cheese and Pickle.


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** \m/ (^.^) \m/ ** \m/ /(~.~)\ \m/ **

David and Jen
Jen has Garlic. David has Jen.

"I like eating sherbert out of pumpkins!"
"My leg's gone dead again...."

We Are AcidTearDrops NooB!
Now THAT's bravery to try and take the insanity and pressure of all 2/3/12 of us.... (12 if you count the voices in jen's head, see there's bob, fred, father ted, dougal, gibbons and scruff, then...........)
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post Dec 22 2003, 06:19 PM
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Aww thankies, I like my spikes a lot!!!!! You may want to check out The Rules just to get an idea of how this forum works. Don't worry, we are a friendly bunch, Have fun!!!


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post Dec 22 2003, 08:19 PM
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Love the dual persona angle and the name. Welcome to the forums.

Now quick...choose a nobility title!


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post Dec 22 2003, 08:34 PM
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laugh.gif Welcome, welcome - I hope you enjoy your stay here


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post Dec 22 2003, 11:41 PM
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heya!! can you be my noob?


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post Dec 23 2003, 07:55 AM
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hello and all that, and no, im up no one's nose.


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post Dec 23 2003, 09:22 AM
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it does smite gherkins, this gherkinator....right? riiiight??? unsure.gif

otherwise war may have to begin.... blink.gif ph34r.gif

but hey, welcome to you both! *hugs*


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post Dec 23 2003, 01:22 PM
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David wub.gif gone home sad.gif ...I'm all on my lonesome...just me, 4cats, a hoover and a living dead doll...this calls for a party.......anyone joining? tongue.gif mince pies a-plenty....


~1~ Nobility title? erm..... King and Queen of Evil Randomicity and Moshing (though the mosh part is more Jen than David, who is currently moshing to Muse...)

~2~ Funnly nuff, we don't intend on leaving, you're stuck with us forever!
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hug cult sounds interesting. We will join, just watch out for the spikeyness lol

~3~ Your noobs? both of us? Are you sure? If you're willing to take us on, then sure, but you don't know nwhat you're letting yourself in for lol tongue.gif

~4~ The universe is one big nose, and you are indeed, up it. tongue.gif **pulls faces** ............ **lets go of faces and watches the people run away again** heh heh heh that'll teach them to...erm....exist!

~5~ war is fun.... but yes, yes it does do much damage to gherkins, but ye must confer with Baldrick to learn its true turnip....I mean.....purpose.....oh dear.....she babbles.....yes, yes I do....it's true....bad habit....any post turns into.....a LONG LONG ESSAY on whatever random b*l*ks become available. Usually David's tongue.gif only kidding...or am I? laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif


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We have the spikes....we have the power....

** \m/ (^.^) \m/ ** \m/ /(~.~)\ \m/ **

David and Jen
Jen has Garlic. David has Jen.

"I like eating sherbert out of pumpkins!"
"My leg's gone dead again...."

We Are AcidTearDrops NooB!
Now THAT's bravery to try and take the insanity and pressure of all 2/3/12 of us.... (12 if you count the voices in jen's head, see there's bob, fred, father ted, dougal, gibbons and scruff, then...........)
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post Dec 23 2003, 03:21 PM
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Ahh the sweet sound of incomprehensible ramblings...

Welcome to you both, or indeed - welcome to all three of you.

I hope you both have enough ill behaviour for Matazone and post lots on these boards...

glad to see you've already been invited to join one of our many kults, and perhaps be adopted noobies... check out as many of the kults as you can - Ish has it's own website talk to Leopold about that one... but generally have phun.


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post Dec 23 2003, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE (BaldricksGherkinator @ Dec 23 2003, 08:21 AM)
~1~ Nobility title? erm..... King and Queen of Evil Randomicity and Moshing (though the mosh part is more Jen than David, who is currently moshing to Muse...)

Err...

Thats royalty, we want nobility!

Count and Countess Baldrick perhaps?

Learn to hate the royals.

Damned powerful blood royals.


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post Dec 23 2003, 07:29 PM
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Baron! BARRRON Baron Baron Barren! Barren Baron! Hes Barren dammit. I am a Baron. Baron of DARKNESS.

Personality two. Hello. I am David, Jens other half. Literally.

Baron. NOBLE Randomness. Yes. I have a Mood Ring.

Its blue Jen. \m/ (#_#) \m/


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We have the spikes....we have the power....

** \m/ (^.^) \m/ ** \m/ /(~.~)\ \m/ **

David and Jen
Jen has Garlic. David has Jen.

"I like eating sherbert out of pumpkins!"
"My leg's gone dead again...."

We Are AcidTearDrops NooB!
Now THAT's bravery to try and take the insanity and pressure of all 2/3/12 of us.... (12 if you count the voices in jen's head, see there's bob, fred, father ted, dougal, gibbons and scruff, then...........)
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:10 PM
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I could try lol


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post Dec 24 2003, 09:43 AM
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noble as a ponce with a face like a horses arse! erm......bubbles! David, I have frooot! cherries mmmm and.... GARLIC! MWUHAHAHAHA! by the way have you got in contact with Ben yet?.....I will make a point of having him shot to death with a BBgun via the left nostril. tongue.gif

my hands are cold......darnit....I must get gloves for when you are away!

Has anyone ever sailed in a pea green boat/catamaran....?

Eww! disinfectant! noo! goddamnit woman i'm trying to eat!

Oh erm David my neck seems to be nearly normal, how's yours? laugh.gif teehee laugh.gif

Argh i'm torn in a choice here. which is the better insult?

"you have the arse of a well rotted banana."
"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction, smelly eeenglish kerniggut!"
"I wouldn't chew your toenails if you were the last fig on earth!"

And...what's the difference between these two?

"You have the intellect of a drunken gnat."
"You have the intellect of George Bush."

huh.gif unsure.gif blink.gif


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We have the spikes....we have the power....

** \m/ (^.^) \m/ ** \m/ /(~.~)\ \m/ **

David and Jen
Jen has Garlic. David has Jen.

"I like eating sherbert out of pumpkins!"
"My leg's gone dead again...."

We Are AcidTearDrops NooB!
Now THAT's bravery to try and take the insanity and pressure of all 2/3/12 of us.... (12 if you count the voices in jen's head, see there's bob, fred, father ted, dougal, gibbons and scruff, then...........)
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post Dec 24 2003, 10:20 AM
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post Dec 24 2003, 12:10 PM
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I think I'm in love with you BG....... wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif biggrin.gif


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post Dec 24 2003, 06:44 PM
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Love is fun. Isn't it Jen? laugh.gif

ph34r.gif Im a love Ninja ph34r.gif Baron of Ninjas. Lord of Barons. God of Lords. Lover of Gods and the whole thing repeats.


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We have the spikes....we have the power....

** \m/ (^.^) \m/ ** \m/ /(~.~)\ \m/ **

David and Jen
Jen has Garlic. David has Jen.

"I like eating sherbert out of pumpkins!"
"My leg's gone dead again...."

We Are AcidTearDrops NooB!
Now THAT's bravery to try and take the insanity and pressure of all 2/3/12 of us.... (12 if you count the voices in jen's head, see there's bob, fred, father ted, dougal, gibbons and scruff, then...........)
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post Dec 24 2003, 10:29 PM
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Oh dear... I give up... can I still be your friend?


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I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay!
Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol.
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post Dec 27 2003, 02:57 PM
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But my dear, love in what context?! tongue.gif laugh.gif Ooh ooh please do the ninja thing next time I see you!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif ph34r.gif always wanted to erm....fight/kiss/.... a ninja lmao just for the shits and giggles.

Aww you can be our friend, but with me that's a dangerous occupation tongue.gif I have the tendency to fight people a lot, just for laughs! Which is a point David....your mates should learn I'm not a girl in the ordinary sense and the more pain they inflict the better lmao

mmmm bacon roll!!!

WOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEBAH!!!!! biggrin.gif

i want my davidbackdavidbackdavidback.......

Sebastian! No! Don't hump the keyboard!

efhuerhnfuierthiregivbaiergfu mbiwcf im beagiuaembureij

Sorry....lesson learnt....never EVER spike an invisible person's drink with vodka, viagra, and caffeine..... oh dear.... *bang* that should sort him. *dusts off frying pan*


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We have the spikes....we have the power....

** \m/ (^.^) \m/ ** \m/ /(~.~)\ \m/ **

David and Jen
Jen has Garlic. David has Jen.

"I like eating sherbert out of pumpkins!"
"My leg's gone dead again...."

We Are AcidTearDrops NooB!
Now THAT's bravery to try and take the insanity and pressure of all 2/3/12 of us.... (12 if you count the voices in jen's head, see there's bob, fred, father ted, dougal, gibbons and scruff, then...........)
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post Dec 28 2003, 02:57 AM
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post Dec 28 2003, 07:50 PM
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*puts on armor* I'm ready! ph34r.gif


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I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay!
Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol.
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